girlfriends love to ask you what that song is by strange al

"the sound of music" such a dumb title. music's whole thing is the sound of it you IDIOT. what's next, the color of paint???

I don't really have a joke to put around this but I saw an ad for Freakier Friday followed by a Zohran poster and started muttering to myself "lohan mom'sbody"

wesley is a gift

Our critic Wesley Morris loves Bruno Mars, but he has complicated feelings. With the help of the culture writer Niela Orr, Morris untangles his crush from his discomfort with the pop star’s cozy relationship to Blackness. nyti.ms/44lVm5O

tempted by the

*sending a pediatric brain surgeon to a military prison in El Salvador without a trial* Maybe now college kids will think twice before making fun of my tax policies

have any other publications described this as breaking the ceasefire?

what do you mean they made nuts out of corn

that’s right

It finally happened: President Donald Trump's Justice Department has ordered federal prosecutors in New York City to drop all criminal charges against Mayor Eric Adams. "New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own." hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...

the foundation of any utopian future will be a bunch of unknown bureaucrats doing a thankless, boring job well because it’s good for society prospect.org/world/best-t...

It is amazing how well this has worked out so far, by the numbers and also just in terms of what you see at the river crossings and in midtown. No greater proof of how cowed/dorky/incompetent New York Democrats are that none of them can even find it in themselves to take any credit for it.

(getting out of my time machine in the future) wow, I love how much it sucks here

Spy Kids 3D

sending the next magazine that shows me an article about anyone's open relationship an invoice for $50,000

i reckon men nowadays are more likely to board a plane than plane a board ... just don't seem right to me

december 11th ... never forget

why do they all pronounce it like "vyori"

As if I needed another sign that my wife and I were meant to be together, turns out my kids have the EXACT SAME birthdays as hers! Soulmates!

is doing voice to text something you're allowed to opt out of, or does it start automatically when you have kids

men! his majesty wants us to go put an egg back together. apparently it fell off a wall. that's all I was told. yes, bring your horses. I don't know, just in case, I guess

no bueno

trent

very much enjoyed watching INSOMNIA (2002) on my flight today, featuring Al Pacino's captivating turn as a very sleepy Unai Emery

Carlos Baerga 2B Debut: 1990 - Retired 2005 ARI - NYM - SDP - MON - CLE - BOS

and we love @vitaminsteve.bsky.social don't we folks

you seem stressed. have you tried eating until you feel sick? always works for me

oh you're a bosnia guy? yeah, im more into herzegovina myself. bosnia is cool too though

as any proper lady will tell you, a perfect curtsy simply isn't complete without a tiny fart timed to the dip!

like watching a dog try to pick up a ball without giving up the one that's already in its mouth

jump on this if you haven't, defector is one of the most reliably good reads you'll find anywhere

fiction books should also have an index at the back

This’ll never make me a regular on msnbc, but people should be ashamed to admit they support Trump. He is a hideously bad person proposing to enact a vast expansion of cruelty and human suffering. The erosion and collapse of social sanctions for supporting someone so indecent is a big problem.

Have only seen "New York or Nowhere" shirts on people with Cleveland vibes

First one ruled so we’re doing it again www.eventbrite.com/e/sick-ass-p...

FYI

However good you thought this was when it popped up, it's better. History lesson, music criticism, encomium, polemic, A+ on every score.

basketball is widely known as the squeakiest sport. scientists may have just taken a big step towards finding out why

Jardiance of the Jalaxy

Fuck yes

"wait a tick" - me realizing that my cousins in their 20s are two people and twins

do basketball players feel like they're missing out on being able to spit during games

why'd they call it a condom and not a manhole cover

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oj simpson was how i heard about the jeffrey toobin thing. rip