My favourite thing about Sling TV is how I can dejectedly turn it off and it just goes ahead and continues to play the horrible thing I don't want to see. This is a sports skeet.

I'm sure fastballs up do look tempting to hitters, but I am guessing there Cags thought it was a breaking ball that would fall back into the zone, rather than that he could hit a pitch above his eyes. Not that it really matters, we still need to do better there. #Royals

I know Salvy really needs time away from catching, but he is so much better defensively than Carter right now, plus so good at ABS. It's a relief to have him behind the plate tonight. #Royals

Benintendi finding ways to fuck up the #Royals players even years after leaving the clubhouse.

I know it was an out but I’m worried sometimes Cags is gonna kill a guy with a liner one day

If Cags had got under that at all it would have ended up in the lake. Or possibly Indiana, I'm not quite sure where that line ends up. #Royals

Cags is going to get twenty-odd putouts tonight. #Royals

BWJ should have tried a hidden ball trick after the stolen base. The runner was very keen to wander toward third. #Royals

Cags missed a cookie on that groundout. Though to be fair Carter rolled over on a really good backdoor slider and got a single out of it, so. #Royals

Just texted with @ESPNRefNHL. He says "there is a double minor for attempted butt ending. If they cannot determine absolutely that the stick hit him but the attempt was made, then the double minor is the proper call." So, they got it right

Denny: 'I would challenge the fact that the shortstop was nowhere near the bag when he got the throw. But they didn't ask me.' #Royals

How the hell did he get it into the net from that angle!? #MNWild

That one's a strike! #HeyHeyHeyHey! An inside-the-park home run, an outside-the-park home run and a stellar pitching performance and we go for the sweep tomorrow! #Royals

It's a good thing it takes me a while to type my victory post! #Royals

I'm enjoying watching this game, but I really wish I had got tickets tonight. The weather is perfect and through six-and-a-half innings it's been a pretty perfect game too. #Royals

This game /feels/ like it should be a 5-0 game. I was starting to get anxious about wasting more opportunities when it felt like we were dominating the game, and only leading 2-0. This feels much better. #Royals

Michael Massey is not letting Nick Loftin take his spot without a fight! #Royals

... so we could probably have run the bases a little better there... #Royals

Bobby Witt Jr. went home-to-home in *14.13 seconds (!)* on his inside-the-park home run. That... is FAST.

Burch Smith came back to the K and is pitching like he never left. #Royals

As soon as that was misplayed I was thinking four bases and it was not close! #Royals

INSIDE THE FUCKING PARK HOME RUN!! #Royals

WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned https://theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-on-field-not-planned/

I would not have guessed Burch Smith was still in the big leagues. Like, good for him, but he didn't really have 'ten-year career' written all over him when he pitched for us. #Royals

I fully believe it's pretty loud at the studio in left field, I can actually hear the fireworks from my house in Brookside! #Royals

Kyle should say he fucking loves this shit. He's got the adrenaline... #Royals

#HeyHeyHeyHey! Two outs ans nobody on and Nick Lofin and Kyle Isbel come through to win it! #Royals

One of the previous owners of our house left some derelict garden beds and bags. Whatever is growing in them is unusually aggressive toward squirrels and ground birds. #OrionTheHunterOfRattleMice

But also this is why we need full robot umps. #Royals

If this umpire isn't go to call the corners we need to start challenging more. It's already cost us a run when we let Ramírez off the hook. #Royals

Royals are 0-1 since Hawaiian Bros went back on their deal

And about the same for Cags.

The Guardians CF is playing BWJ in southern Clay County. #Royals

If the call at second stood... #Royals

Utter cheap shot. It looked like Boldy was telling the ref 'use your eyes' in the aftermath. #MNWild

#HeyHeyHeyHey! Michael Massey put us in front, Lucas was lights out again, and that's five in a row! #Royals

That is probably the right outcome, even if I didn't see anything obvious. #Royals

Jac was probably not hit, but the problem with challenging is that it's really hard to get convincing evidence that the ball /didn't/ nick him. #Royals

I have to stop looking at my phone during play. The little score bug at the top updates early sometimes and I knew Isaac had a home run before it happened! I am not upset though; this trade is looking better and better. #Royals

Michael! Thank fuck for that tenth of an inch on the 1-2 pitch! #Royals

Now I want to know which Test Jeremy Guthrie was watching that had someone batting for three days. Brian Lara's 400*? #Royals

Salvy! #Royals

I confirmed that this 4.0GB file was quietly written to my hard drive at about six this morning. I wasn't up or logged in, didn't have anything set to update, and obviously didn't allow anything to be downloaded. Google has long since abandoned 'Don't Be Evil'.

Jac was a great choice for the postgame interview, but I do kinda wish they'd gone with Lange... #Royals

#HeyHeyHeyHey! Four in a row and another good all-around game. Great pitching, solid hitting and no tension at the end! #Royals

Stolen base for Vinnie! They should have the pasquatch walk around again for that. #Royals

Damn, I wanted Maikel to get BWJ back up with the bases loaded. #Royals

So! Not how I wanted us to cash in the bases loaded/nobody out, but we did at least cash it in! #Royals

He is clearly safe. This has to be overturned. #Royals

Fuck, that was a great throw from left. I think Carter got his foot down though! #Royals