The bases are loaded, but I'm not! Muncy made Dylan Cease from pitching.

We call that TACO Tuesday

Miguel Rojas was scratched from the Dodgers lineup "to tend to a family matter," per Kirsten Watson on the SportsNet LA telecast

the most progressive members of the senate won’t even leave vacation to try and stop the slaughter of Iranian citizens

But for me, it was Tuesday.

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

"What are other countries supposed to do?" I don't know, man. Maybe stop letting the U.S. use your military bases to launch strikes on Iran to start? Expel some diplomats? Cut off trade with us? Idk.

"Erm, ackshually, the people of the U.S. should do something." lol, ok. I'll get right on that.

The “this is a distraction“ people need to get a new thing. I’m sorry the fire you think is most important is not the one being talked about right now. But there are a a lot of fires! Many many things are on fire.

Dead arm

Dalton Rushing is 5 for his last 5 with 3 HR

Have a day Dalton Rushing!

Dalton sent that baseball Rushing into the stands!

THE FORECAST IN TORONTO LOOKS SUNNY

Wow, that's crazy I wonder who the author is.

wheeeeeeeee!

A CHAMPION MADE HERE 🐻 UCLA WINS ITS FIRST WOMEN'S BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

Shohei Ohtani currently has: The longest active on-base streak in MLB (40 games) The longest active scoreless inning streak among SP in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

Rally beer featuring last years champions cup. untp.beer/1c2a824767

Many Dodgers fans aren’t aware that Easter is when the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence host the annual Hunky Jesus contest

Oh bleak

NO. In fact, I refuse to listen to anything from them after Blood Sugar Sex Magic.

I don’t really have a problem with bluesky shedding political moderates and radicalizing itself into a white hot nuclear core of far left weirdos because that’s exactly what Steve bannon did with 4chan and the alt right and they ended up fully winning

Freddie Freeman does the Freddie again!

Shohei Ohtani currently has: The longest active on-base streak in MLB (39 games) The longest active scoreless inning streak among SP in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

The bases are loaded and so is my belly!

Once again, the bases are loaded, but my stomach is not!

About time, Kucker.

The bases are loaded but I'm not!

100 percent tariff on... medicine? I'm telling you, one of the best arguments that Republicans are planning to steal the election is that they're actively trying to lose it.

Gee, thanks for reminding me that I watched both the Challenger explosion and 9/11 live. My generation has a lot of unprocessed trauma.

real heads know

Konnor Griffin was in middle school during COVID

We suck again!

I could take a leak and this game could be over.

Tyle Kucker ain't shit

I'm amazed people aren't heading for the exits yet. But LA traffic is still bad at this hour.

Oh look, it's a below replacement level reliever mopping up for the Dodgers.

Hold on to your butts, Tanner Scott has entered the game.

Shohei Ohtani currently has: The longest active on-base streak in MLB (37 games) The longest active scoreless inning streak among SP in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

Dodgers fans are so bored that they are doing the wave. untp.beer/wYp9g Time for a rally beer.

Also on that top ribbon board, they are showing the challenges and mound visits remaining for each team (This info is also very small at the bottom of the RF video board as well)

Score some runs or I'm playing Mother 3 once we clear the carafe.

ANYWAY, we have a wine carafe. I'm not sure these bums deserve our business.

Welp

Curious error on the jumbotron h/t @dodgerfoodie.bsky.social

Fork also found in kitchen

MUNCY WENT MAXIMUM. DINGERS!

Well, if SCOTUS actually throws out the 14th Amendment, then we can assume that the Constitution is now just a raggety piece of trash. The document is absolutely clear on this, and not subject to any real interpretation.

Would we say he was short with Greg Bovino? LOL