Oh, to be Margot Kidder smoking a cigarette in the 70s

I want pad see ew served on a giant slice of garlic bread.

Me when it’s November and I cook sturdy food for my family

someone give me uppies and carry me to bed, professionally

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

I'm watching Birds of Prey, and doesn't a very familiar-looking nunnery show up as the house in Sicily where Huntress was raised...

We can have a sober national conversation about how much immigration is suitable to meet our social and economic goals. But scapegoating immigrants for the state of housing and health care obscures the real causes of these crises and stokes resentment against vulnerable members of our communities.

I love the "Canadoan Owned and Operated" because: A) i know you mean this franchise location specifically is owned by a Canadian, but the parent company is still American And b) no one driving up here from Buffalo to serve me a coffee. Fuck off woth your technically corrects.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

It’s been hilarious watching brands, especially the American ones, try to convince us how Canadian they are over the last year. I went to Subway today and they had a sign up saying “they’re not footlongs, they’re 30.4 cm longs!” Yes, that’s definitely how we talk.

I don’t know wtf a Dubai chocolate bar is but I like pistachios, sure. Then I see it’s a $25 chocolate bar? You seem to be mistaken, Lindor. We are in a Shoppers fucking Drug Mart. You ain’t that fancy if I can buy you, tampons, and a cold Arizona all at the same time.

Strange Tales 72, 1959. Art by Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko.

Imagine how satisfying it would be to q-tip Yoda’s ears.

[Watching Empire Strikes Back with my family. Vader tortures Han Solo off screen. We hear him screaming.] My cousin: Maybe they put him on a rollercoaster!

I 💕 knish

My family doctor (humblebrag) fished a tiny piece of glass out of my foot today, so I feel incredible. Everything better when you don’t have glass in your foot. I recommend it!

No matter how bad the world is, there are still Dick Cheneys left to die and put a smile on your face.

I wonder how much more productivity we’d get in Ottawa if OC Transpo worked.

@david-jenkins.bsky.social I’m watching Gangs of New York and there’s a Hellcat Maggie who cuts off ears to put them in a jar. Any connection?

I must admit I didn’t think of the connotation of these colours together when I started knitting this project, but I ain’t mad.

(locking replies because im not looking for sympathy, i just have to get this out) I’m so tired of being mentally ill. I had the thought today that it’s like I’m grieving for nothing. I have the pain but no one died. What’s the point of that. Why does it keep going on like this.

life is a cabaret, old chum

In my defence someone sent me this 6 hours ago and it's been on loop in my head ever since

Interesting party splits on the Ontario ad about tariffs.

"People are getting free food and they might not deserve it!" who gives a shit man literally one of the unambiguously good things about the 21st century is we have lots of excess food production and we have the capacity to have hunger be significantly less important in decision making.

Average house price in Ottawa last month: $780,187 Down payment on that: $53,018.70 Average latte: $7 53018.70/7/365=20.751 years Let’s assume I buy a latte every day. It would take me over 20 years to save a down payment by skipping the latte.

You’d get meals on two hours flights in COACH.

papa’s getting lonely

Pizza beans are that good. Luigi continues to be right.

In the interest of cross-border friendship, I will now give Pete Hoekstra a tariff-free expletive-laden rant back.

Last night I had a dream I hung out with Taika Waititi and a bunch of his friends at a really cool playground? Also, we could fly.

ME: well and that’s the problem, right? that’s what so many people just can’t grasp CHOTINER: you’re saying… ME: yeah; that Heat hinges on romance. it’s a romance movie CHOTINER: interesting. and you… endorse… the way these romances play out for the women in the movie? ME: now wait a minute

And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...

I don’t understand why people are so parasocial about Jennifer Aniston. But I’m also certain Kirsten Dunst and I would be fast friends.

shawarma time

getting a tiny chic line drawing wrist tattoo of 20 mg of fluoxetine 💫✨

I just saw an article giving the same advice for chips and salsa. Why do these people even leave the house?

This is heartbreaking. He taught at Carleton while I was there and did a fantastic guest lecture in my Canadian History course. I still remember silently geeking out when I was doing research at the War Museum’s archives and he was doing the same a few tables over.

“Don’t fill up on bread”? And deny myself one of life’s purest joys?

This is what happens when you add GDT’s Frankenstein to your Letterboxd watchlist

Fact about me: I have had a bad back since two accidents in my teens Fact #2: I cleaned the tub today Fact #3: I got in 8k steps today So tell me why, when my back started to hurt, my brain went, “it’s because you’re lazy” ???? Kick a girl while she’s down, why don’t you.

The sensation of coming back into the kitchen to see a couple litres of foamy water outside the dishwasher. I’m calling it quits on today. I had good intentions, but this is it. Wrap it up.

Episode 220: Is It #NotAllInvisibleMen? open.spotify.com/episode/41b2...

and her name was susan technology

I thought Canadians are supposed to be polite

For a possible upcoming project: what’s your favourite female action heroes/fight scenes/general badassery in movies? For example: “Get away from her, you bitch” in Aliens Zoe Bell on the car roof in Deathproof Michelle Yeoh in so many movies Ana de Armas’s gunfight in No Time to Die

I am obsessed with these colours. The photo doesn’t capture how they glow, especially the acid green.

The Lion King helped my brother and I understand and process our granny dying. Kids need help to understand this world, and stories help.