Holden Caulfield dances at the big phoney club

More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”

Catching up on my Rhys Darby standup lore

So basically this

Are there any actually good iPhone games anymore?

A good week.

“We have the Sphere at home”

battery-powered bra

something something clowns in congress

listen up, nines. a three is posting

The trick to Gally away from Gally is to drink heavily. Everywhere’s a lot more fun on a February weekend if you’re drinking like you’re about to get an 1830s appendectomy.

In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint www.wsj.com/business/med...

the soft launch of mass surveillance. don’t fall for it.

GAY FOOT TOUCH #fvhh

THE PITT #fvhh

It’s fan video happy hour! #fvhh

0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Days Since An Inciting Incident

You could pick worse places to listen to the Tron Legacy soundtrack than a rainy airport runway at night.

I’m on vacation!

An evening plane trip on the weekend is ludicrous.

Sure, one day I might finally eat enough shrimp to die from iodine poisoning. But so what? Good. I stood against iodine-induced thyrotoxicosis and his sword struck truer, no shame in that, no nobler cause in the world.

STEDE, and I cannot emphasize this enough, BONNET

My EI payment was cut in half this week because I’ve reached the arbitrary “you’re not allowed to be disabled this long” point. I’ll be okay but what about someone who needs that money to pay rent or feed their kid? You’re just fucked without any warning.

I love fanfiction and pop music!

I will not mock politicians I dislike- despise, even, for being fat. Because being fat isn’t wrong. And I believe that, fully- not just when it’s about people that I like. If that’s not how you operate- if you only want decency for people you like- my feed isn’t for you.

I know being born in Canada was the biggest coin flip of my life, but god am I grateful for it.

A romance novel bookstore is opening in my neighbourhood!

All these rich assholes are pushing AI on us to write our emails for us, which seemed weird (who doesn't know how to write an email?) but it turns out that these mouth-breathing kiddie-diddlers are all illiterate

A sex farce that treats a female bodybuilder as someone desirable, sexy, and with her own agency and pride in her work?

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)

Yourself, but a cartoon

I’m a #thepitt multishipper but I honestly think I’d be disappointed if the show ever followed through on any of them. I just want to make my Barbies kiss.

I need to cup Dr. Mel King gently in my hands and coo at her. #thepitt

in times like these, i look to the helpers

Never before have I seen a thing and said “I can use this to teach mentees about the Kuleshov Effect really effectively” almost instantly

Used to be a filmmaker would devote equal love to his four hour socialist biopic and his screen accurate comic book movie! RETVRN!

"if you go home with somebody, and they don't have tureens, don't fuck them." —stede bonnet, probably

Me tucked into bed reading my silly little stories

There’s going to be so much sucking and fucking out in the streets the day it happens.

The difference a little inking makes! Turns me from “ugh I hate it and myself” to “hey, that’s kinda cute…”

Drop the names of any Canadian companies you’ve seen working with ICE in the comments. I’m aware of Gardaworld, Roshel, Hootsuite. Would love to gather any and all other names.

secret bonus sondheim musical SECRET BONUS SONDHEIM MUSICAL

Discovering a new ship that makes my brain vibrate at the exact right frequency

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

You know when you don’t say anything to a pitcher when he’s throwing a No Hitter?

Americans: “wow what an amazing backbone on Carney. So brave” Canadians: “this is literally the least we expect of him”