One of those lovely videos where a dementia patient sits at a piano and suddenly recalls how to play, but it's me at 87, and my family is tearing up when they put an old phone in my hand and I post "dick look like an elf after a Keebler industrial accident"

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

Finally, a Coen bros. movie the whole family (Sam and Sarah) can enjoy! We discussed The Hudsucker Proxy, premium throwback Capracorn released in … 1994? That can’t be right. Episode 215: Is It Cow Tools? open.spotify.com/episode/2x6T...

THEY JUST REALLY LOVE WRITING PLAYS OK

It's Friday night baby

It’s called what’s your choice, it’s called count to ten, it’s called burn your bridges, start again. You should burn them every now and then. See, now you know.

One day I will remember not to go out for fast food when the nearby high school has their lunch. They’re not bad kids, there’s just so so so many of them.

Are there any games where you can be a Borrower? I want to scamper and scavenge and use a sewing needle as my lance.

Why is it always masterpieces like Metropolis or Marco Polo with missing/destroyed footage? Why didn’t anyone do it to the Beautiful Girl sequence in Singin in the Rain?

Every time I think Taskmaster’s done the filthiest thing it’ll ever get on TV, little Alex Horne only grows in power.

To subvert, from the Latin “sub” (from below) and “vert” (green)

who up trying their darnedest

My uncle describing Robert Redford in Barefoot in the Park: “Women slid off their seats in the theatre.”

Ate biang biang noodles for lunch and now my work top looks like I ran through a chili oil sprinkler.

Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything

I’ve always wanted to cut and dye my hair in a gas station bathroom. I think I’d be terrible at it.

The sexiest thing a man can do is demand Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center hire more nurses

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

I go TARDIS mode in this one

Gotta started late so only did half of Luskville today.

Arnie meets the Hunger Games, a movie in which “get me the President’s agent!” is a punchline. Because can you even imagine a sci fi future so cruel, so wretched, so base? Ahahahaha we’re fucked

Cheese curds, the jellybeans of the dairy market

Today I recorded a podcast with my friends, hiked to a waterfall with my mom, ate pork dumplings in peanut sauce in the park, and rewatched a Disney movie. It was a good day.

The plot is Disenchanted is quite literally: the characters get hit by an act-out-of-character spell

The Nazi extermination programs didn’t begin with Jews. It began in September 1939 with the involuntary euthanasia of people with disabilities and the mentally ill under the Aktion T4 program. That’s how they developed their techniques of mass extermination.

[disappointed orcs stream out of the folk festival]

Hey Canadians! Get your settlement from the bread fixing class action here: veritaconnect.ca/canadianbrea...

A contemporary remake of The Producers where they realize there’s a pretty big audience for Springtime for Hitler nowadays, so instead they pick a hip hop musical about the first secretary of the treasury

close enough, welcome back princess diana

1946 Orson Welles you are the cutest boy I have ever seen. I am twirling my finger in my hair

Watching The Stranger (1946) and a guy tells a shopowner, “we don’t know each other but I’m going to leave my suitcase on your store and come back for it an unspecified time later” and the shopowner goes, “no problem pal, just store it outta the way!”

I just love the silly things that happen to be written in a sing-songy way (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Here are two very good ones

I just don't get the mindset that makes an actor eager to take a role in a superfluous re-adaptation of a work by an avowed raging bigot who harasses trans people online and is actively, openly, successfully using her profit from the franchise to lobby against their legal rights

I once considered visiting North Korea when I learned it was possible, but said no in part because I felt it wasn’t ethical. But if we use that measure, aren’t we greatly limiting the places we can go, and refusing to do business with the innocent people who live there? youtu.be/NVxI4nlRDBQ?...

I feel like there's a gap in the marketplace for a high-end made-to-order padded liner to give your bass guitar a little extra protection inside its case. High quality materials, handmade, but no frills. Just a line of basic baseline case liners for bass cases on a case-by-case basis

public service announcement

pronouncing chamomile like guacamole

An international incident

Twitter is a Nazi bar and has been for years. "Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts

Been feeling a lot better the last few days, depression and anxiety-wise. Something I’ve never noticed before is happening: I have songs in my head all the time.