In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

No?

Every time I open Crave I check to see if Heated Rivalry is still in the top 10. Today was the first day it wasn’t. It’s July.

here at overton windows and doors we promise acceptable, mainstream renovation

Just remembered the time I met Rhys Darby and when I tell you the dopamine rush I had… take me back to the NYCC autograph queues. That was a proper society.

prepping

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

“It’s Austen times — but they’re getting bizzzay!” - @legopolis.bsky.social

Teenage mutant microplastics

Oh, man. Because of Ottawa's extreme weather yesterday, Cornerstone Housing for Women suffered a flood. It's taking major resources, human and financial, to deal with the damage and keep women housed. They're asking folks to donate, if they can:

You know that saying about climate change occurring on your phone screen getting closer and closer to you? Anyway, Ottawa had record-breaking rainfall yesterday and my mom’s house flooded.

Your menu options have not changed. Stop lying.

I forgot I have Portal and Portal 2! Rest of Canada Day sorted!

Happy Canadian Friday.

It wouldn’t be Canada Day in the capital without dangerous weather.

We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

Aw hell yeah

For our final episode of Pride Month, we discussed the landmark film Victim. Episode 255: Is It Stanning Problematic Blackmailers? open.spotify.com/episode/3XeK...

Niles: we’re in…the shit? Frasier: yes, well, it appears that way Niles: and here I am without a gentleman’s boot, perhaps there is a Cordwainer in Da Nang

I need a prescription strength nap and $5000

Kind of wish I could get married just because I know I’d look so hot in the dress.

What an attractive heterosexual couple! I sure wonder why we programmed this for Pride Month oh noooooooooooooooo

Do cars in Britain and Europe come standard with AC or are drivers cooking in the heatwave as well?

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Miffy lately so I decided to crochet my own and just. it’s so cool I can take some words, a stick, some string and make a lil creature in the length of one A Knight’s Tale. Picture to come after I embroider and stuff her.

I had a dream I moved to Hong Kong. Maybe that’s the answer.

Current mental health check in: thinking about getting an undercut. My hair’s already thin, I don’t need to decimate the population.

It's out! Where We Stand, Where We Fall! Alive in the world! Available to order from Herne Books (www.hernebooks.com/product-page...)

PTSD is my only personality trait??? Naaaaaah I have other personality traits Like depression (This is a joke. I do have personality traits that AREN'T mental illnesses, I SWEAR)

For sale: baby shoes, never worn (too small for me)

depression real bad

People from the internet going to Waffle House for the first time and getting Paris syndrome as they realize nobody actually has any interest in fighting at all

I’ve been watching The Righteous Gemstones lately and it’s a great case of world building that you don’t normally see in a contemporary series.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IMMEDIATELY AND LOOK AT THIS DOG

gender

Want ramen

It's an objective fact that Elon Musk is a mass murderer. He intentionally caused the deaths of millions of people. There's no caveats to this, no alternative explanations, no defenses, no missing context; that was the sole reason for doing what he did.

Episode 253: Is It a Good Omelette and Bad Gravy? With @xanister.bsky.social! open.spotify.com/episode/5h7t...

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

On a Laurence Olivier kick lately. I should watch his Henry V; I’ve never seen it but I love the play.

My divorced parents are getting along and it’s weirding me out. It’s like watching one of those videos where a coyote and a rabbit become best friends and groom each other.

"Here's the thing: I maxed out your credit card when you explicitly told me not to. I should not have done that."