The reason nothing is happening in this football game is that each team has like six players from Georgia’s 2021 and 2022 national championship defenses on it

sure Chauncey Bowens is unstoppable, but have you ever considered Cash Jones' feelings

falcons r super butt

falcons maybe not butt?

Still don't really understand what's going on but go dawgs

The fact that we’re only down 7 at the half is frankly amazing.

Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?

Oh nooooo Auburn scored easily on the first drive, that always means they win the game!

[clears throat] Georgia is fair catching at their own 3-yard line because they’re just that committed to the grind

11 is a QB number only from now on.

So excited to watch Georgia scrap back and take the lead late in the fourth quarter only to watch Alabama immediately reclaim it on the next drive. I love watching this same movie year after year.

Can’t blow a 2 score lead against Bama if you’re down by two scores.

Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?

falcons r butt

It was a surprisingly easy decision to cancel my Disney+ subscription, but then I realized that all of Georgia's games this season are on ABC/ESPN networks. Ethical consumption is hard, y'all.

It’s time to return to the old ways (hard drive full of 240p Simpsons rips from Canadian TV)

Stockton haters can eat my ass.

they're the best at this and second place ain't close

After that first quarter, I will absolutely take being down 4 at the half.

Stockton haters can eat my ass.

@edsbs.bsky.social Clarinets darken the timbre, Spencer. If you want a tin can like Ohio State then by all means go all brass, but if you want a rich, full sound you gotta have woodwinds.

Zeus is upset about our offense too.

@shadowtodd.bsky.social I had 36 happy years on this planet where I didn’t know about the existence of “Pop Musik” and now thanks to you I fear I will have the chorus on loop in my head for the next 36.

Farthest I've been: N: Oslo, Norway E: Mykonos, Greece W: Pismo Beach, CA, USA S: Tegucigalpa, Honduras

I know pointing out Republican hypocrisy has amounted to jack shit over the last decade, but if Biden had done this, there would already be articles of impeachment on the house floor.

Oh, so when I go on the roof of my house and yell about nuclear weapons I get a welfare check, but when the president does it it's a press conference?

@edsbs.bsky.social You at the Glenwood Kroger?

It is absolutely criminal that Britt Lower, Genevieve O’Reilley, Denise Gough, Jean Smart, Hannah Einbinder, and Megan Stalter can’t all win Emmys next year.

I just farted in a Home Depot and the combination of smells immediately teleported back to my grandfather’s garage.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

I'll never forget a few years ago when I was working on a movie Rosario Dawson was in. Between takes I overheard her casually talking about her then-boyfriend. It took me a minute to register she was talking about US Senator (and then presidential primary candidate) Cory Booker.

Roberta Fl𝐚𝐜𝐤 Michelle Tr𝐚𝐜𝐡tenberg Gene H𝐚𝐜𝐤man Wake up, sheeple!

Always fun when I get out of the car and am reminded that the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode that has been talking about the Cowboys the entire duration of my drive is titled “Ohio State-Notre Dame Preview”.

If you’re cold they’re cold

Was wondering how I'd never heard of Jahmyr Gibbs when he played for Tech and Alabama. We didn't play Tech in 2020, he had 2 rushes for 1 yard in 2021, and we didn't play Bama in 2022.

Once again I am vindicated in my decision to not intentionally watch any Falcons football since before COVID.

It boggles my mind that there are people whose emotional wellbeing depends on the Atlanta Falcons winning a football game.

It would be such a Falcons thing for the Saints to beat the Bucs while the Falcons faceplant against the Panthers.

Well if I’ve learned anything from our previous playoff games against Alabama and Ohio State, losses don’t count when you’re missing key players.

This was one of the dumbest seasons of Georgia football I’ve ever seen, but we still won the SEC and I still have my back-to-back national champions hoodie. Excited to see what Stockton can do next year.

But for two dumb plays, we’d be ahead right now…

This is the worst kind of Georgia game to watch where we’re way behind but still doing just enough to keep me from giving up and getting on with my evening.

lol this game is so stupid

Stache Jones

I would like to apologize to every coach I have ever gotten mad at for taking a knee before the half.

Two years ago I was in a Cleveland sports bar full of Ohio State fans when their missed field goal to lose to Georgia in the playoff semifinal hit the ground at “0” of the concurrent New Year’s countdown and they dropped confetti in the bar and everyone was mad

Me watching all these terrible teams beat Alabama

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1907, 📸 via @netflix.com

Ah fuck, is Napier actually a not terrible coach?