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I’m mostly here to form parasocial relationships with my favorite sports podcasters. dawgs n barves
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Amanda Mull
2 days ago
The reason nothing is happening in this football game is that each team has like six players from Georgia’s 2021 and 2022 national championship defenses on it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
11 days ago
sure Chauncey Bowens is unstoppable, but have you ever considered Cash Jones' feelings
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falcons r super butt
17 days ago
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falcons maybe not butt?
about 1 month ago
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Chapel Bell Curve
about 1 month ago
Still don't really understand what's going on but go dawgs
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The fact that we’re only down 7 at the half is frankly amazing.
about 1 month ago
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Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?
about 2 months ago
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Oh nooooo Auburn scored easily on the first drive, that always means they win the game!
about 1 month ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
about 1 month ago
[clears throat] Georgia is fair catching at their own 3-yard line because they’re just that committed to the grind
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Blake
about 2 months ago
11 is a QB number only from now on.
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So excited to watch Georgia scrap back and take the lead late in the fourth quarter only to watch Alabama immediately reclaim it on the next drive. I love watching this same movie year after year.
about 2 months ago
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Can’t blow a 2 score lead against Bama if you’re down by two scores.
about 2 months ago
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Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?
about 2 months ago
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falcons r butt
about 2 months ago
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It was a surprisingly easy decision to cancel my Disney+ subscription, but then I realized that all of Georgia's games this season are on ABC/ESPN networks. Ethical consumption is hard, y'all.
about 2 months ago
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Cooper Lund
about 2 months ago
It’s time to return to the old ways (hard drive full of 240p Simpsons rips from Canadian TV)
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Stockton haters can eat my ass.
2 months ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
2 months ago
they're the best at this and second place ain't close
add a skeleton here at some point
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After that first quarter, I will absolutely take being down 4 at the half.
2 months ago
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Stockton haters can eat my ass.
2 months ago
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@edsbs.bsky.social
Clarinets darken the timbre, Spencer. If you want a tin can like Ohio State then by all means go all brass, but if you want a rich, full sound you gotta have woodwinds.
2 months ago
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Zeus is upset about our offense too.
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2 months ago
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@shadowtodd.bsky.social
I had 36 happy years on this planet where I didn’t know about the existence of “Pop Musik” and now thanks to you I fear I will have the chorus on loop in my head for the next 36.
3 months ago
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Farthest I've been: N: Oslo, Norway E: Mykonos, Greece W: Pismo Beach, CA, USA S: Tegucigalpa, Honduras
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3 months ago
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I know pointing out Republican hypocrisy has amounted to jack shit over the last decade, but if Biden had done this, there would already be articles of impeachment on the house floor.
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3 months ago
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Oh, so when I go on the roof of my house and yell about nuclear weapons I get a welfare check, but when the president does it it's a press conference?
3 months ago
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@edsbs.bsky.social
You at the Glenwood Kroger?
5 months ago
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It is absolutely criminal that Britt Lower, Genevieve O’Reilley, Denise Gough, Jean Smart, Hannah Einbinder, and Megan Stalter can’t all win Emmys next year.
6 months ago
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I just farted in a Home Depot and the combination of smells immediately teleported back to my grandfather’s garage.
6 months ago
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
7 months ago
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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I'll never forget a few years ago when I was working on a movie Rosario Dawson was in. Between takes I overheard her casually talking about her then-boyfriend. It took me a minute to register she was talking about US Senator (and then presidential primary candidate) Cory Booker.
8 months ago
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Roberta Fl𝐚𝐜𝐤 Michelle Tr𝐚𝐜𝐡tenberg Gene H𝐚𝐜𝐤man Wake up, sheeple!
9 months ago
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Always fun when I get out of the car and am reminded that the
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
episode that has been talking about the Cowboys the entire duration of my drive is titled “Ohio State-Notre Dame Preview”.
10 months ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
10 months ago
If you’re cold they’re cold
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Was wondering how I'd never heard of Jahmyr Gibbs when he played for Tech and Alabama. We didn't play Tech in 2020, he had 2 rushes for 1 yard in 2021, and we didn't play Bama in 2022.
10 months ago
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Once again I am vindicated in my decision to not intentionally watch any Falcons football since before COVID.
10 months ago
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It boggles my mind that there are people whose emotional wellbeing depends on the Atlanta Falcons winning a football game.
10 months ago
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It would be such a Falcons thing for the Saints to beat the Bucs while the Falcons faceplant against the Panthers.
10 months ago
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Well if I’ve learned anything from our previous playoff games against Alabama and Ohio State, losses don’t count when you’re missing key players.
10 months ago
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This was one of the dumbest seasons of Georgia football I’ve ever seen, but we still won the SEC and I still have my back-to-back national champions hoodie. Excited to see what Stockton can do next year.
10 months ago
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But for two dumb plays, we’d be ahead right now…
10 months ago
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This is the worst kind of Georgia game to watch where we’re way behind but still doing just enough to keep me from giving up and getting on with my evening.
10 months ago
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Amanda Mull
10 months ago
lol this game is so stupid
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Stache Jones
10 months ago
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I would like to apologize to every coach I have ever gotten mad at for taking a knee before the half.
10 months ago
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Josh Crutchmer
11 months ago
Two years ago I was in a Cleveland sports bar full of Ohio State fans when their missed field goal to lose to Georgia in the playoff semifinal hit the ground at “0” of the concurrent New Year’s countdown and they dropped confetti in the bar and everyone was mad
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Me watching all these terrible teams beat Alabama
11 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
11 months ago
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
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ArtButMakeItSports
11 months ago
Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1907, 📸 via
@netflix.com
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Ah fuck, is Napier actually a not terrible coach?
11 months ago
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