Atlanta, Birmingham, Chicago

This implies that 1) Lane Kiffin beat the shit out of Monte at some point, and 2) that every man realizes he's built different, which implies that all men are built different, which is either obvious or very wrong.

Gotta make a celexa version of this

*nominally a UGA football podcast account

There was a time while making this podcast -- this is a UGA football podcast account -- when I was really worried about getting "too political." But it's 2026, and now I'm only worried about saying on air that, as a gun-owning progressive, I think trans people should be required to open carry.

some wisdom from james wilson, framer. "The truth is that, in our governments, the supreme, absolute, and uncontrollable power remains in the people."

Attending an FFA reward banquet in rural NE Georgia. This shit rips man.

Nobody told me that the leader of BTS made an album about the pain of loneliness and heartbreak that sounds like j Dilla, Andre 3000, and weirdly Harry Styles? Unironically you should listen to this album I can't believe I missed it open.spotify.com/album/512dQp...

The Last Jedi is the best sequel by pretty big margin. It's better than two of the prequels and one of the originals. Get bent.

Time to take my hot air balloon to the circus. This game is perfect.

Christmas in April

Fine, I'll make ______ on my own, but with hookers, and blackjack. You know what, forget about _______.

Not a quote, but I say "This is a scooty puff sr. situation" every time I play a video game.

Go Dawgs

Noted woke commune Milledge Avenue.

Go Dawgs

UGA just implied we're getting all white uniforms next year? LFG

People with no joy: "Crimson Desert has a bad story" Me, enlightened, while chain suplexing 15 heavily armed goblins: "Dale Earnhardt would have loved this shit"

An ohio state loss is a rare victory for America.

Let me tell you about professionalized Drum Corps. We're putting wild sponsor logos on the uniforms day 1.

Somewhere in Mississippi, an old gentlemen in a Peter Millar polo just died of a stroke, and no one will ever know why.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Considering that I am colorblind, I think this is pretty good. What's My JND? 0.0054 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

For a journal prompt in my 9th grade ELA class, my students are asked what they would do if they won a $1 mil., tax free. They always say something like, "after I take care of my family and their debts..." It reminds me that the vast majority of us are here for each other.

Lineman and Army vet who helped remake Berlin's infrastructure (under sniper fire!) during the 50's (he was also a moonshiner) USAF vet who had a administrative job at a small company in Fl (he was also a fucking monster who preyed on children, but 1/2 ain't bad)

Get his ass

I think, if there's a lesson here other than "lol get fucked" it's that Trump doesn't fucking care about you or what you represent. That's universal. Why the CFB media hasn't figured this out is beyond me. awfulannouncing.com/politics/jos...

Wanna make America fuck again Wanna make America want to love again Wanna make America not sick again

This is a good reminder that "I statements" are your friend. As in, "I like pour-overs more than drip coffee," or "I like Todd Monken's offense more than Mike Bobo's."

Even taking all the weird dog whistle stuff that people do when talking about college athletes, WE. HAVE. GOT. TO. STOP. DRIVING. LIKE. IDIOTS. Even if this was a bad arrest by an ACCPD that has it out for the program, don't give them a reason. www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...

More McIver (D-NJ) to ICE chief at today's hearing: -"How do you think Judgment Day will work for you, with so much blood on your hands?" -"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?" -"How many government agencies are you aware of that routinely kill American citizens and still get funding?"

Speaking of bootlickers, I hate the IOC it's a joke among my wife and I.

This is what Johnny and Merle and Dale and Willie believed in you fucking bootlickers. It wasn't jacked up trucks and performative masculinity. It was solidarity. All y'all can go to hell.

Capitalism really popped off with that Budweiser ad. Emotional warfare

Ban gambling

What gotta chap MAGA ass the most about this Bad Bunny performance so how full of joy it is. The joy of immigrant families and communities is what's worth celebrating after 250 years.

Sure flip the medal. Very respectful

Hey guys you know it's the 250th anniversary of the founding of America?

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't enjoy Brandi Carlile, then fuck you.

Man Charlie Pluth just nailed that. A great Banner. (I have a lot of opinions about the banner) Also was that a moog!?

James Bond films in 1970: male power fantasy, all the women inexplicably want to fuck you James Bond films in 2020: male power fantasy, here's some beautiful scenery to bleed out in front of

The James Bond movies are on Netflix, and I'm working my way through them. You Only Live Twice is set in Japan. And like, it's racist, but it's SO MUCH LES racist than it could be.

The overlap of CFB people and crypto isn't large, but it's not nothing. Somebody has to root for Arizona State, and I kinda respect it.

If I had fuck you money I would make Oscar level adult films. Send the adult film stars to Juliard. Send the Juilliard grads to Arizona State. Pirate parody? No, we taught 100 beautiful people to sail a perfect reconstruction of a 17th century Brigantine. The plot involves the East India company.

The finest joke I've ever crafted. Hey, why are you all booing I'm right

2 wins is on the table, and that might be like "we're happy to have them" kinda two wins.

I didn't care about Sydney Sweeney, and then she came to ruin my childhood.

60 Km closer to Aarhus, Denmark, than Myrtle Beach. You can tell I was a 30A kid. www.maptap.gg January 28 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 94🏅 93🏆 Final score: 959

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."