paying rent and there’s a transaction fee now revolution WHEN

you know, no one ever asks if we’d like to be invaded for our oil reserves it’s such a one sided relationship we have with the rest of the world

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

GODZILLA: MINUS ONE - THE RADIOACTIVE TERROR ARRIVES!🦖 First artwork of 2026 keeps up my tradition of the first being a Goji piece!

Godzilla Minus one (2023) #godzilla

did anyone in the Star Wars universe ever tell Yoda that he kind of sucked shit at his job as Jedi pope or did he get a pass because 99% of his coworkers and subordinates were dead

fuckin tired of living in a country always at war

*puts wine glass down* I think most people are polyamorous but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet

pedo mellon a minno bitch

also “you die, I die” better not be foreshadowing so help me god #strangerthings

nancy walk ‘em down wheeler making sure everyone knows responsible gun use and ownership

I didn’t know demogorgon dogs could make cute puppy noises

Writing What Hurts: Favorite Books 2025 My Favorite book (guess) plus my 9 other (making ten) favorites from the 51 Books I read. @bitterkarella.bsky.social @patrickbarb.bsky.social @blacktopkid.bsky.social @lauriedoveauthor.bsky.social

he is a star

if you wanna read more about this Qur’an, NYPL has a fabulous little article about it on their website

also did you know New York Public Library provided this historic copy of the Qur’an for Mamdani’s swearing in (via the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture

OUR mayor ❤️

also starting off the year correctly because my mayor is being sworn in today

oh no emily in paris what are you doinggg violating the prime directive

how’s everyone’s 202sixxx so far

tbh it’s kinda insane that caffeine isn’t a controlled substance

Waiting for 2025 to end.

coworkers looking thru the community college’s continuing education catalogue and they’re like “this irish 101 course is totally garrett’s thing”

Just know that while I'm angry politics posting, I did take a moment to kiss my beautiful cat on the head.

Wanna feel old? The Golden Girls were all in their thirties.

me to 2025

One of my favorite Star Trek moments is when Riker has a space jazz concert at the ships bar and Troi is there and specifically requests a song she knows he can’t play. An inexplicably mean thing to do that also is exactly what two life partners should be doing to each other.

obsessed with all this heated rivalry content but haven’t watched a single episode there’s gotta be a word for this para-fandom?

*puts wine glass down* anyway, the lack of public transportation in this country is intentional and meant to maintain economic inequalities

*puts wine glass down* it’s like, idk, yo quepo en el mundo y el mundo cabe en mi

but real talk: I actually don’t know what “ethnic white” means I think it just means you grew up hearing people speak spanish to your mom at the grocery store but I could be wrong

him: but garrett’s white her: but he’s like ethnic white me: *brushes lock of oily mediterranean hair behind ear*

My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change

it’s a cozy fog not a creepy fog

then dropping down into the 20s overnight

it’s going to be in the 70s on sunday in St. Louis on December 28th

Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie

also I’m great at wrapping gifts but I gotta wait for the missouri minimum wage to increase next year to buy enough for everyone I hate christmas

oh no I’ve been alive long enough to experience the climate change my science teacher warned me about

you telling me Worf has to kill him in battle AGAIN

january 2025: this will be my year!! december 2025:

also admitting that the Greek-est thing about me—besides my prominent eyebrows—is my relationship with timeliness

resigned myself to being late to work today because I’m treating myself to this free coffee

triggering my nostalgia for Greece is the absolute struggle it is here in St. louis to find a post office that’s open before/after work, near me, and isn’t mysteriously closed when I get there

εγώ: δεν μου προκαλεί κάποιο συναίσθημα η ψυχαναλύτρια μου: φυσικά εγώ: *όλα τα αισθήματα*

if i was president i would remove all ads and make everyone’s streaming accounts premium

*puts wine glass down* no, uncle, I’m not sure what you mean by “those people”

yea I’m in a mood tonight but I do think this is the year I want it to be ME who causes issues at family Christmas. I’m so fucking tired of being so goddamn polite

hang on northern hemisphere friends, it’s longer and longer days from here on out