It would be a great honour to be given a million pounds, says me

A guid new year to yese all! Here’s to peace, love and redistribution of wealth in 2026 xx

What’s everyone’s favourite avatar quote? “My name is Avatar, you killed my father. Prepare to die”

Re-up of my Christmas mix for Christmas Eve. YouTube and Apple Music links in the thread. Guaranteed to contain no McCartney!

My favourite albums (left) and television of 2025.

My favourite albums (left) and television of 2025.

@mrmoj.bsky.social Have you read this piece? I loved it. sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/searching-...

If you’re looking for some Christmas tunes to wrap presents, or decorate your tree or spiral into existential despair to, check out this cool mix that I made! #gtradio

Once, when I worked in the bookshop, i was asked for a book with the “fancy writing that monks do” in it. When i pressed the woman for more information (such as a title) she informed me that she had seen the book in a dream, and woke up before she could find out the title.

Me when it happens

"When same-sex marriage was still years away, there was America’s Uncle, straight as can be, demanding a future in which LGBTQ families be given a full stake in the American Dream and hurry the fuck up on that, please and thank you." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/americas-u...

garden centre near us went on fire last night. Local Facebook news posts full of comments by folk going “omg we were just here last week”. Aye, but it wasnae on fire then, was it Janice?

So many, but the first one that popped into my head was: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

RIP Rob Reiner

Who’s got two thumbs and nearly missed a job interview because he got his dates mixed up?

I love a list, so couldn’t resist this. In no particular order other than the order I thought of them letterboxd.com/mrmo_j/list/...

RIP to the legendary Steve Cropper. One of my favourite guitarists and the one I unsuccessfully try to emulate every time I play.

If you see this post a picture or GIF to describe your mental health.

Doom Jazz

My Apple Music Replay really full of surprises yet again.

Steve Buscemi. Sure, you’d get quite a lot of Adam Sandler movies, but you’ll also get a fair few Coen movies. And if you’re allowed TV stuff too, that means you also get Boardwalk Empire, The Sopranos AND 30 Rock.

also, annual reminder: fuck the foo fighters & especially dave grohl's bitch ass

Had an interview today, which went pretty well, just found out I didn’t get it as another candidate spoke another language and this was what tipped the scale. There was no mention at any point of that as a requirement in the interview or job description. I am somewhat put out* *fucken ragin.

Happy Halloween everybody! Clockwise from top left: G’s pumpkin, 13yo’s, 14yo’s, mine

doing a book sale for local charities as we inch toward completion on the library - send me all your unwanted books please and thank you 🙏🏼

Fucksake Celtic #FuckSake #TheFitba

If you can seek it out, I heartily recommend The Lowdown. Created by Sterlin Harjo (Reservation Dogs) and starring Ethan Hawke and the mighty Tim Blake Nelson it’s some of the best telly I’ve seen this year.

Goddammit. RIP to the mighty D’Angelo. Just a huge loss.

LATER TODAY: Ash Regan announces new party: The Ash Regan Is The Number One Best Politician In Scotland and Everyone Else Is Shit Party

And it’s not even close.

Aye, it’s a win, but another utterly shambolic performance from Scotland. We only won cos Greece were shite. Get Clarke fucken hunted man.

Have had the most amazing birthday. Went for lunch with G, came home and had a nap, then had curry for dinner and rewatched Everything Everywhere All At Once. Oh, and Best Wife In The World 19 Years In A Row @gailoh.bsky.social DID manage to get Super Furry Animals tickets.

Haha no get fucked

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murdo fraser coming out with explicit religious bigotry for who should be manager of rangers fc is mad even by his standards

Just tried to do an interview with one of those things where you record your answers and have to send them through. Didn’t pick up my camera and then kicked me off and now I can’t access the link. 🙃

Game of Thrones

Didn’t watch, or listen, but not even remotely surprised by the Celtic result tonight. Something has to give. The board? The manager? Who knows. #EuropaLeague #CelticFC #TheFitba

Is it normal when you get a car to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about what music you’re going to play when you’re actually out in it?

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Big news. I got my first ever car today! Reversing it into our carport was a challenge, but I figure I’ll get plenty of practice.

“Bashing the bishop, buffing the happy lamp, shaking hands with the milkman or even just taking the self guided tour to ensure everything is all right. That’s real Britain. “

Labour Party forgetting the cardinal rule again I see

Would be great if someone would just stand up and say a) terfs habitually lie and exaggerate the scale of the “threats” they claim to get and b) trans people and allies are not collectively responsible for the handful of genuine ones they get off a tiny group of weirdoes.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The Scottish Government's Supporting Transgender Pupils In Schools Guidance for Education Authorities and Schools has been Revised TO EXCLUDE TRANS PUPILS FROM SINGLE-SEX SPACES.

Rosemary’s Baby Driver.

Finding Nemo Brother Where Art Thou