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Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself it is also free to read youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️🧊 www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

i'm on what i believe the medical term is 'a fucktonne' of antihistamines, and having the most mundane yet bizarre dreams. i told my partner and he said 'have you considered writing vignettes or short stories' - god forbid anyone actually reads them, so i will tell you here:

A vaguely vampiric mari tonight (inspired by the visual fest of coppolas dracula) I’m not sure its blood, most likely wine given maris perchant for booze

a colleague: i like grammarly, it makes such helpful suggestions that make my writing more concise me, with two masters degrees in literature: *staring down 'use the correct version' like ron swanson in home depot*

doing a book sale for local charities as we inch toward completion on the library - send me all your unwanted books please and thank you 🙏🏼

Reposting this poem here for @thelabandfield.bsky.social who retweets it every winter. Yet again, I'm wondering where *is* my soup and hibernation?

Nine Inch Nails “Art is Resistance” flyer (2007), with some thoughts on what it means today that came up in my recent Q&A. #NoKings ✊

Today is International #SafeAbortion Day. Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls. As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination.

there should be a d.a.r.e programme for "public intellectuals" that's just 'isaac chotiner interview: not even once'

reading this and immediately getting up to unshrimp, my physio will be sending marie le conte a fruitbasket

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we log off? ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off. They do not log off.

ok what has happened to the ScotRail voice announcements?

my soul leaving my body when i read the report for the committee im addressing this week which says there are no PSED impacts, despite them being given a list of ways the issue would impact protected characteristics 5 months ago

introducing the reason i've had about 3 hours sleep since thursday - meet gaia 🐾🖤

they should invent unprecedented times that are good

what was the book, wrong answers only ⬇️

me, when the auld boy who runs the 2nd hand bookshop says 'oh that's a find, well done you!' when i buy my books: excellent, i am going to get a good grade in bookshop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

me, at 8pm knowing i'm going to feel like garbage when i wake up because i got my winter vaccines: i have a cunning plan me at 4am: i think there may be a flaw in my cunning plan 🙃

It should be illegal for digital subscriptions (especially yearly ones) to not give you advance warning that your subscription is about to renew.

Please use alt-text! There are lots of guides to how to do it, but turning on the reminder in your bluesky settings makes it easier. In very short: to tell us what we need to know about the picture, think about why you posted it. We don't need every detail, but do need what's relevant.

oh alright then.

asserting my bisexuality to the neighbourhood by dressing like your dad and mowing the grass with a hand-me-down 40yo manual lawnmower

i'm at that dangerous age where if left to my own devices i will start rewatching the west wing

writing is going well 🙃 (pls ignore the many open tabs about call of duty, i remain unwell about it)

ok but having the 🔪🐕🪖🪦 in MWZ & being practically unkillable makes you some kind of cocky with it, caught myself saying 'this abomination is going down easy' last night. got my duo out here going mano e mano with merc strongholds cos our car caught a stray on the way past, we need to be humbled.

playing call of duty at 10pm in your teens: getting second-hand yelled at off someone's mum on voice because it's a school night. playing call of duty at 10pm in your 30s: getting second-hand yelled at off someone's wife on voice because it's a school night.

today in Scotland is a literal village: got dropped into a team with a random from up the coast in MWZ & yer man guessed what village i live in instantly from a throwaway line about traffic 🙃🙃🙃

think i might be the only goth in this all bar one rn...

obligatory insomnia hours 'what am i missing on bluesky?' skeet

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired & permit it to pass over & through me.

real 'the horrors persist' hours here recently lads.

friends fear she's still shitposting about call of duty...

friendly remind to mute yourself from the person who just hot mic'd themselves singing a silly little tune to an entire COD lobby (it's like the time i forgot about area chat in ESO & sang to that town of NPC bear people then turned round to see a whole party of folk watching like 🤨 all over again)

had huel for dinner thanks to the disability-desperation-dogtired trifecta & this ain't it, lads. do not recommend.

quote with your lock screen

girl dinner

"Still punk as fuck," I whisper to myself as I wake up with a sore tummy because I accidentally ate dairy yesterday

Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

Five love languages are outdated and not inclusive. I have identified 37 separate preferences including Acts of Bagel, Quality Memes, and Words of Spelled Correctly

My brand:

if you have a crush on me, i won't notice even if you literally take me out to dinner & a show. if you want to be friends with me, it's even worse - my best friend invited me to lunch for several consecutive weeks at university while i politely demurred & went to eat alone in the common room...