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Good Day darlings 💗

Thank you for hair care funds dear! 💇🏻‍♀️ 🎁

How are we staying warm and occupying ourselves through the storm today? Feeling grateful for the walking pad that someone very kind got for me!

A pretty alpaca blanket to stay warm ahead of the storm, thank you dear!

Snacks: chosen. Playlist: set. Vibes: impeccable. All I'm waiting for is you 😘

Maybe it’s time to rewatch Xena Warrior Princess again ⚔️

I told him I wanted to do this TikTok inspired exercise where I take 365 buttons and move them from one jar to the other to count the days of the year and watch time as it passes by, so he got me 365 buttons and two jars! Thank you for indulging my sense of whimsy, dear, I appreciate it 🩷

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful Me: Hey, thanks! Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say Me: Excuse me??

I had to make some changes to the current travels to accommodate some other things I have going on but I will be posting more cities soon. allmylinks.com/lminvestment

Trying to drink only warm water 💧 instead of cold water has actually been lovely. Shout out to traditional Chinese medicine!

In town today. I enjoy when connection feels easy. #fmty

The urge to rewatch Ted Lasso 📺

🍵 #matcha

I'm fantastic at life (as long as absolutely nothing goes wrong)

Followed an apparently traditional Chinese recipe for infused hot water, and it’s delicious!

The end is nye.

I think I read about 16 books in 2025 and I resolve to read more this year 📚 l

I wuv ewe

Adrenaline sun, cortisol rising, cheese moon 🌙

Frankenstein was so good 😭 🎥 💔

Ending the year well by running out of audible credits 📚 🤓 ✌🏻

Do you make New Year’s resolutions? If not what do you do, if anything?

Wander into her cove and never leave the same

I need more whimsy and joy in 2026

Decadent

Is X purging/stealing followers again or what?

So sweet dear thank you so much! 🎄🎁

Thank you for sending me a bouquet of my favorites! I can smell these from 6 feet away and they’re beautiful! ☺️🌸

Thank you for celebrating my birthday 🎁 🩷

Thank you for celebrating my birthday month with me, dear 🌸🩷

Happy Mother’s Day to all of the SW moms! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Someone called the Kentucky Derby “Amish NASCAR” 🐎 😭

When he sends funds so you can buy more Costco stock 😍

This is such a great way to send and receive flowers while maintaining privacy, thank you to those who have availed themselves and sent lovely bouquets 💐 ☺️ www.socialflowers.com

Happy first day of spring 🌷

Before I post anything on here I get 7-8 hours of sleep, eat a light meal, and anoint myself in frankincense

Thank you for the spring bouquet dear ☺️

Virtual packages have been a sanity saver over the past few years and it looks like that will continue to be the case!

It’s about to be a few years of some very interesting forms of escapism as entertainment. I’m fascinated to see what pops up.

These are beautiful thank you so much, sweetheart 💐

Sleep Token keeps teasing its audience with possible new music and the tension is ruining me

Turns out some of you don’t know that pickles are cucumbers 🥒 and it’s important to me that you know that

I need a new piece of fiction, what have you read lately That’s very engaging and wonderfully written? 📚

OK, hear me out #dreamdate www.buccaneerloscabos.com

Hello weary traveler, I see you have made a joke on Al Gore’s Internet, allow me to perseverate on why this is a problem for me

Thank you to the gentleman who paid for these wine colored nails 🍷 🩷

I’ve never actually had Matcha before, what are your best tips for me?