I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Funny how that only ever runs in one direction.

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The overnight Yellow Wind Warning issued by Met Éireann has been expanded to include a Rainfall warning with heavy thundery rain now forecast in addition to strong gusty winds. The warning runs from 4am - 8am Friday.

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

Mediahuis Ireland has sued Elon Musk’s X over the proliferation of scam advertisements designed to look like genuine news articles on the social media platform www.independent.ie/irish-news/c...

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

Michael Flynn, a 32-year-old social care worker, was only added to the competition on Sunday after several withdrawals and described the win as a 'massive moment' in his career. http://jrnl.ie/6626117

We are never gonna fix the problem of the lack of women in politics and political representation when only 3 women will be serving in senior ministerial roles noticeably in the gendered roles of health, education and social protection

💨💨 (\___/) 💨 (👁️ㅅ👁️) Ireland's west ＿ノヽ ノ＼＿ coast during `/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ Atlantic ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　 | storms |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/) Dubs /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) saying it's / ╰ ╯ \ / \> not that bad

"What comes to mind is Chappell Roan, painting a picture of what it’ll be like in five years: ‘When you think about me, all of those years ago, you’re standing face to face with I told you so’. Paul Gogarty has quoted Chappell Roan's 'Good Luck, Babe' to the new government.

Micheál Martin has officially become Taoiseach for a second time after receiving the seal of office at Áras an Uachtaráin | Follow live: www.rte.ie/news/politics/2025/0123/1492399-politics-tracker-ireland

News alert: HSE says over a thousand people in hospital with flu. 1,017 this morning, compared to 984 yesterday, 869 the previous day and 562 this day last week.

Tis Ireland sure,no panic like, be grand y'know,ah sure I wouldn't want to be rushing ya,jaysis not a bother,sure we'll have it sorted soon enough,y'know yourself like,tis all in a hape at the minute but we'll get there, sure gimme a call during the week,ah yeah,g'wan ya,bye bye bye bye b-bye b-bye.

Nollaig Shona! Merry Christmas from President Higgins, Sabina and Misneach

Gardaí are seeking the public's assistance to find 48-year-old Ruairi Lynch, who is reported missing from his home in Killarney, Co. Kerry. Ruairi was last seen in Killarney, on Thursday 19th December around 8am. When last seen Ruairi was wearing jeans, a hat, and a jacket, all in dark colours.

3 people have been convicted on all charges in relation to a public order incident at Tralee Library last year. The hearing began in September with 7 hours of state evidence. Before defense evidence was heard over 4 hours in October. Full report from today below www.radiokerry.ie/news/three-p...

This is a response to Ireland announcing that it would assist in the International court of Justice genocide case, as opposed to what's expected of a western country, which is to look the other way when it comes to international law

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

Today is 2024-12-13, the sun sets at 16:05:43 and the grand auld stretch tonight was 00 mins and 00 secs. #GrandStretch #ZeroStretch

Zero Stretch!!!!! Now, *because* it's after sunset now, there won't be a stretch until tomorrow, so we don't declare the Grand Auld Sthretch in the Evenings until after tomorrow's sunset!

Everyone should be sharing this story about the Amnesty International report because yes many of us have long acknowledged that it’s a genocide but there are still people who need the validation of a report from an org like Amnesty to believe it’s true zeteo.com/p/amnesty-co...

Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this

We don't have an elf on the shelf but we do have a

The Eras Tour has now officially ended. ❤

A lovely way to pass a couple of hours. A joy to watch the toy show this year, Patrick Kielty is super with the kids. Far less manic than previous years

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

Eggs #latelatetoyshow

The other two in book corner wondering why they couldn't meet anyone. #LateLateToyShow

QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS ON THE #LATELATETOYSHOW ???? Phenomenal

Johnny Sexton there with a sombre and much needed reminder that we will all die one day.

Top tags in the last 15 minutes 🧭: 1. #latelatetoyshow 2. #totp 3. #oc 4. #bluesky 5. #Arcane 6. #арт 7. #digitalart 8. #booksky 9. #sketch 10. #StormDarragh

"And that, Captain, was how Irish unification was achieved back in 2024." #latelatetoyshow

The real question is where do I get Anna's Christmas jumper? #LateLateToyShow

Book section will always be my favourite part of the #latelatetoyshow

Brian óg and Kevin are backstage organising a cross border diesel smuggling operation #latelatetoyshow

Are beyblades back???? Please let beyblades be back #LateLateToyShow

The child in the pink shirt has been sent out to teach the audience how to clap correctly #LateLateToyShow

blsky devs seeing all of the #latelatetoyshow tags exploding but not understanding what's going on because every post makes it more confusing

BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BRING ON THE BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BRING ON THE BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS #BookElves2024 #LateLateToyShow

Hope Kielty asks him about the nitrates derogation. These culchie kids have been getting an easy ride for too long #LateLateToyShow

Culchie child segment never disappoints #LateLateToyShow

A Leitrim half dozen 🤣🤣 #LateLateToyShow

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Bawling #latelatetoyshow