The one true Smashing Machine.

charlie kirk's toxicology report indicates his blood was piss at the time of death

Spent a few hours today in Leake St making a very silly #TheCryptidFactor piece. Super fun to hang out with some Knights and very odd to be asked by a random person for my autograph when I finished!!

I'm not okay. I will be, but not right now. The Cryptid Factor has meant so much for the past few years. I adore the lads, but even more important are the incredible friends I've made. I cannot begin to express how brilliant the Knights are and how much I love you all. Remember, cults are for life 😉

I genuinely have nothing after Edinburgh but you should all do this because Alice is so insanely talented. Imagine owning this witchcraft for just $10!?

Weekly bump! So far I have had zero entries, so your chance of winning is astronomically high👽

An exceptional day out yesterday. There was Buttons!! Oh, and a Rhys gig after which was also fun 😂

#MaskedSingerUK Snail, currently guessing Kathryn Drysdale. In Bridgerton and Trinians.

An absolute joy of an evening with @comedystoreplayers.com at the Globe. Got to introduce the stepsons to it too! #comedystoreplayers

Every year I make myself a Christmas tshirt or jumper. This year I'm making a very silly one.

GMMA gach daoine. That was a bloody delight. An exceptional bunch of kids and the host didn't swear at any of them. #LateLateToyShow

Hats off to Patrick Kielty. He gets the toy show. Better than last year, which was the best in years. Bravo 👏 👏👏 #TheKidsWereAlwaysTheStars #TheLateLate #LateLateToyShow

That is an absolutely bonkers amount for such a small country. So proud. #LateLateToyShow

Okay, but if they bring out KNEECAP to meet this lad, it would be fucking deadly. #LateLateToyShow

Going to be a letdown if tonight's Late Late Show doesn't end with Kneecap giving the kids their best Xmas present ever: a United Ireland. #latelatetoyshow

Smyths have a man with a rifle by the PS5s during that Trolly Dash with a T-Shirt that reads "Keep dashin'" #LateLateToyShow

We did it! #LateLateToyShow

The other two in book corner wondering why they couldn't meet anyone. #LateLateToyShow

Patrick representing the sith counties #latelatetoyshow

If the state doesn’t match that 3.6 million *immediately*, it should be legal to punch the next politician who looks for a vote #latelatetoyshow

Obi wan camogie #latelatetoyshow

It's a United Ireland on the #LateLateToyShow

Love whoever wrote this discovered the only word that rhymes with county is clearly broccoli 😂 #LateLateToyShow

Clodagh is having the time of her life. And making sure the audience know *EXACTLY* when to clap. #LateLateToyShow

Alex wasn't even hitting the same eircode as that drum. But feck it he was giving it his all. #LateLateToyShow

Absolutely genius to put in song breaks but god I miss the traffic jams. #LateLateToyShow

Oh Fionn is brave, driving one handed and waving!? #LateLateToyShow

Yes Paddy! Absolutely dressing the part. Love it. #LateLateToyShow

I’m a country lad i wish i could go back in time and have a slurry spreading tractor I’d still be gay but that would have been amazing with my train set #latelatetoyshow #speirgorm

Lads! The parade is coming up! Are we ready for this level of excitement? As if the remote control slurry tractor wasn't enough. #LateLateToyShow

My English husband is getting "about 75%" of what our man Kevin is on about. #LateLateToyShow

Farmer Kevin! Farmer Kevin! Ah sure he's fierce good so he is, so he is. #LateLateToyShow

People go and get the good stuff, like space seeds? #LateLateToyShow

Paddy, we're all crying. #LateLateToyShow

Stop it. I'm actually going to bawl my eyes out. #LateLateToyShow

Is Paddy going to gift them a card machine to expand their business? #LateLateToyShow

Ah, what an Irish kid friendship. There's nobody else here, guess we're friends now. #LateLateToyShow

Say what you like about Paddy, but he has the #LateLateToyShow absolutely spot on. He let's the kids shine, encourages them and gets on their level. We're feeling the joy with them, no side eyes to camera making fun of them. Class act.

Leo and Brian Óg teaming up backstage during the break to form a Government #LateLateToyShow

Over €2.5 million? Only an hour and a bit in and it's over €2.5 million. We're a grand bunch of lads. #LateLateToyShow

Who shrank Tommy Tiernan? #latelatetoyshow

She's going to he behind the door. Zara is going to be so sweet! #LateLateToyShow

Up Mayo indeed! #LateLateToyShow

Zara is going to fix the world. I know she is. She's just brilliant 💜 #LateLateToyShow

In my day Zara would have had to say Jesus put the moon there. #LateLateToyShow

So cruel to spring a mashup like that on an audience that can't follow a beat :( #latelatetoyshow

If these kids start singing SNL Domingo that would be incredible. #LateLateToyShow