There should be a Fletcher-cam streaming his reactions to everything. “Darren, the milk’s off” “Darren, you’ve got a flat tyre” “Darren, you were supposed to pick the kids up” “Darren, you’ve bought a tin of matt and a tin of satin”

A couple of years ago Brenden Aaronson was one of a team of signings that ended up being loathed by our fans, but you have to admire the grit he’s shown to come back, carve a way into the team and start producing goals and assists. Also, “penalty” my arse. #lufc

Phew. Relief that DCL goal drought is over… #lufc

See the BBC website is prioritising the big stories (Actually, given the “latest” is they’re a goal down to Burnley, I’m fine with this).

Take some of the terror out of modern life by saying “Russia” or “America” to guess who we’ve gone to war with first, whenever you access the News.

See the markets are horrified by the potential sanctions and trade issues caused by the universal international condemnation of Trump’s Venezuelan invasion…

My mother tells me Antiques Roadshow from Swansea tonight. You alright @stabiloffc.bsky.social ?

Avoiding relegation aside, I think our season goals should be finishing above as many players that used to play for us as possible. #lufc

C’mon Willie, you’ve scored against these before… #lufc

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Two points from two matches against the Champions. Lots of fresh faces (Justin & Bornauw looked seemlessly integrated) did well. #lufc

Give Gnonto a go, surely? “Settling for a point” will end up with them scoring in the last minutes. #lufc

Hope we’re not going to wait too long for subs here. The starting lineup have held well, but Liverpool are looking comfortable. Shake it up soon. #lufc

Bornauw reminding me of a friend that we all swore looked like Diego Forlan. He wasn’t having any of it until the night he was walking past Majestyk’s and a semi-conscious guy being carried out by two mates puked all over the pavement, lifted his head and said “Fookinell it’s Diego Forlan!” #lufc

It’s all gone a bit physical media round our way. Daughter so excited by the 2nd hand radio/cd player she bought with Christmas cash.

You don’t have to read the comments to know what they’re full of.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: 1. David Bowie 2. Orbital 3. Public Enemy 4. Motörhead 5. Leonard Cohen

Bielsa-esque. 🔥👌😎 #lufc

Sooooo….how much is DCL worth now?

Pretty sure that if #lufc have a great chance to blow our chance of taking the chance to put some clear space between us and any chances of relegation today. Also, 1973. #punditry

Ah humanity. You fucking dick.

Looking at everyone else’s matches today… Wolves win would be funny.

“Simply flipping something familiar into an unfamiliar perspective is not in itself an act of creativity”

So, the Boxing Day matches are today, but not ours? #lufc

Bloody hell. #thecricket, eh?

Ah, the two shark-hunting genders

Redcar inshore lifeboat working hard today. #rnli #lifeboat #redcar #saltburn Donation link below.

Is this going to be the legendary Bamford Hattrick @jimmoran.bsky.social ?

These impromptu Rob Reiner tributes are very poignant.

Up in the dark for a drive to the coast through frosty fields under a clear, crisp dawn, and BBC6 play FSOL’s Papua New Guinea. Nice.

Delighted to report #DuvetKnowItsChristmas has migrated here. There's some real correctional facility looking examples in already. Follow the hash tag and don't forget to donate.

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

Your Christmas gift from that @robmanuel.b3ta.com

Is @lufcdata.com okay? Haven’t seen much recently, and miss it. #lufc

James Ransone was great in The Wire, but absolutely held the superb Generation Kill together.

Is there any sort of panel we can appeal to to replay the Burnley, Fulham & Bournemouth matches again? A sort of “We weren’t ready” appeal? #lufc

Sooooo….wonder how much we’ll get for DCL in the Transfer Window? #lufc #goodbusiness

Picked daughter & her mates up just after midnight. They seized the Bluetooth as usual, put on Blue Monday then started debating whether Substance is the best album ever. It isn’t, obviously, but god they love music - I would drive them to the moon just to hear their friendly bickering.

Yup, just remembered what all the the Epstein File coverage has been reminding me of #lufc

A DCL hat trick would be the best end to #lufc’s year.

So, the guy that plays the “Chief” figure in Spaced’s “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest” episode….is the son of the the guy that played “the Chief” in movie “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest”

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

With around 10m school children in the UK, this is £2 per child. The government is only putting up £16m, and is trying to get “philanthropists” to cough up for the rest. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#lufc everywhere

Your “Well I never knew that…” fact of the day is…although I’m not sure about the word “chuck”.

Tell you what - if you have a bit of insomnia, Wire’s “I am the fly” isn’t the chorus to have stuck in your head…

Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice

The Reithian Principles: “Inform, educate and entertain”, expressed in one story.

I used to hate the big stuff like war, intolerance, prejudice, poor grammar, but having been forced to sit through an episode of the BBC’s “Ludwig”, I now hate that more than anything else ever.