Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

Idk I hope beer doesn’t think about turning me into piss

It is, in fact, not

Is it good when they power cycle the airplane you’re sitting on

Crazy that Dick Cheney couldn’t even last four days into No Nut November

Who do I have to kiss to get Madden to add a dating sim to career mode

No one asked me and no one follows me but I have some opinions on #mtg brackets. The main thing is, I believe we do not need more and in fact should have fewer

We aren’t in office tomorrow, so today is office Halloween. Sexy Harry Dean Stanton was the group costume prompt, and only @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social and @baileymeyers.bsky.social remembered. Happy Harry-ween to all who celebrate (Matt and Bailey)

Rolled dice good at the bar so my beer was 99 cents hell yeah

Getting back into music who makes good sounds

Listening to Taylor swifts new album did she fuck an ent

Pissing off the pod playing my lands up top and my hand sideways

Has anyone i know ever died from poison in an EDH game?

To all my haters who didn’t believe me when I told them Chris Rock’s full name at the bar last night:

Considering replacing sol ring with Vandalblast in any deck I have with red in it

This looks like a meat hook with pizza on it got slammed through a green head

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

PT Anderson Paak

BALLING THE FUCK OUT AT THE OUTBACK ON THE PLAINFIELD SIDE OF JOLIET A M FUCKIN A

Assembling my CPAP in a hotel room like an assassin, staring out at the restaurant across the street where I see people who also definitely have a CPAP it's like John Wick everybody's packin out here

About to see One Battle After Another cannot wait to be insufferable about this movie for the next 1-3 years

Lmao wait I just built a version of this

Recently saw an infographic claim the average employee works about 3 hours in an 8 hour day, and I can only imagine that data came from a self reporting survey that only people who work 3 hours a day had time to fill out

Double feature tonight is Sphere and Cube. I should be programming Cannes

Watchin Sphere

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward John Krazynski

Damn they made it look like a dating app for racists

This is what killed James Dobson

Can I get a hubba hubba in the chat

Grist coming to arena, time to get into brawl

I have a hot magic the gathering take and it is that I like the game and enjoy playing it. Also I have a full personality that has nothing to do with magic so if I get annoyed I simply Do Something Else

Considering having some hot takes

Bad news I’m learning more TCGs

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High life, malort, lime cordial, salt tincture. Also did an orange and cinnamon one that rocked

BREAKING: I’ve invented the Spalört

HOLY SHIT JUST SAW THE NEWS SONNY IS COMING TO LAFC

I had one beer at GenCon last night, and boy are my arms tired

#GenCon rules

“May the road rise to meet you” I whisper to myself, riding an escalator

I cannot describe how good it feels to sacrifice 8 lands, and then immediately pull 9 lands to the battlefield and know the exact order of every card in the rest of your deck. #MtgEOE limited rules

I played Magic the gathering yesterday and I’m gonna play Magic the gathering today and then I’m playing Magic the gathering tomorrow and on Sunday I will rest

First time I’ve been interested in Fortnite this marketing is working backwards

Between One Battle After Another and No Other Choice, I am going to have a good rest of the year huh

GRIIIIIIIST

I sound my barbaric Warp over the rooftops of the world

Having a stroke and watching Netflix AMA

the new ad campaign, which features a grandfatherly Colonel Sanders chuckling his way through the restaurant’s controversial new slogan — “Chick-Fil-A can suck my dick” — has quickly gone viral

Given the absurdly cool lands in this set, this will be great to have in draft if you can get it lmao

Listening to Tchaikovsky’s Romeo and Juliet. No one told me this mf wrote the banger theme music for Risk II on the PC, hell yeah