Matty
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Idiotic bits and head of production at Good Time Society. Inventor of The Spalört.
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8 days ago
Citizen Science Report: Before I left for work I put my Brita under my dripping faucet and I'll be damned if it wasn't full when I got home +2 Exp +1 Object Permanence +1 Water
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Trying to radicalize my mother in Solvang
11 days ago
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Bro please let us enjoy lorwyn
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13 days ago
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15 days ago
EARLY AND AGGRESSIVE FRONTRUNNER FOR CHICAGOAN OF THE YEAR
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Blue-Collar Worker Finds Fame As 'Cheese Grater Guy' In Bears' Iconic Playoff Win Over Packers
Brandon Martinez went undetected by security on his way to fame for shredding cheese during the Chicago Bears' improbable comeback win Saturday: "Not even a beep," he said.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/01/13/blue-collar-worker-finds-fame-as-cheese-grater-guy-in-bears-iconic-playoff-win-over-packers/
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Big Momma’s Housu
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17 days ago
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Martin Lawrence of Arabia
17 days ago
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Fuck how have I never done Merry Gristmas and put a Santa hat on the bug lady
21 days ago
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Ahem. Marty Supreme
21 days ago
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da share z0ne
24 days ago
BURGER LAW -
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Lmao senators voicemail boxes shouldn’t be able to be full. Get a better system, I got shit to say to Adam Schiff
25 days ago
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Just watched In A Lonely Place and it rocks but it’s so funny that in it a screenwriter is able to handily beat up a UCLA football star.
26 days ago
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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club
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It’s been nice coming back to Of Montreal for the first time since early high school and having a developed enough brain and cultural exposure to go “you’re damn straight I like Bowie”
27 days ago
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2026; Classic
27 days ago
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Every scene in Megalopoli could be from a Nolan Batman movie
27 days ago
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If I had $150 Million, I would simply make the worst “live action” Shrek musical you have ever seen
28 days ago
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We are so back
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about 1 month ago
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Ken Jennings
about 2 months ago
Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
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Bill Corbett
about 1 month ago
90% of bluesky posts, to me
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
no it’s not just weapons and knowing how to fight, there’s more to it than that. really there’s a whole world of warcraft
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Nobody cares, but i had some glasses of sangria at my family’s game night (normie style, flip 7 was an exotic choice) and I am having some
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about 1 month ago
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My family has asked me to explain 67 to them
about 1 month ago
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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No way good for him
about 1 month ago
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Damn Coca Cola ran an AI ad, guess I’m drinking 7up til I die
about 1 month ago
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Quoting Bob Vylan at the Christmas dinner table AMA
about 1 month ago
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Meringue split on my mom’s pie. Call that the pie of Sauron
about 1 month ago
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Found a picture of me chilling out with a toad as a baby, lfg
about 1 month ago
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Desperately need people to learn that apostrophes indicate possession not plurality
about 1 month ago
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I would like to know how much money the US military lost in the 12 months ending in September
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about 1 month ago
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Darren and Poley
about 1 month ago
begging the media to understand that public services are not businesses and that they should not report that they lose money since that is an intrinsic part of any public service. they cost money, they don’t lose it. that is how public services are designed.
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Just made a “back to one” joke that did not land at all with anyone in my family
about 1 month ago
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The Beekeeper 2: This Time It’s for Beekeeps
about 1 month ago
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I’m in the city of hot dogs thinking about hot dogs
about 1 month ago
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
emotional maturity is not looking at your opponent's graveyard when you mill them
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Bad news for my haters, (Ray): I have learned about Boros Fury Shield
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about 1 month ago
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Carolyn Page
about 1 month ago
A Star Wars themed proctologist office called The Perineum Falcon
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about 1 month ago
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Turns out you haven’t lived until you’ve heard 4 trad musicians tearing up They Not Like Us on fiddles and let me tell you I am ALIVE
about 1 month ago
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Who wanna get really into darts
about 1 month ago
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AI is inherently unable to translate. It can at best transliterate. This is the sacrifice of art on the altar of the bottom line and an insult to translators and writers alike. Give an LLM Finnegan’s Wake and see what happens. Eat shit
@harpercollins.bsky.social
I’m done buying your books
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about 1 month ago
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Truly insane that the end of each installation of the Magic story doesn’t have a link to the next episode
about 1 month ago
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Should I make a Lorwyn deck this is actually a “lore win” deck and it’s sagas and alt win conditions and Jesus Christ my brain is worms
about 1 month ago
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Just saw a gay bar with Wednesday set as Pokémon card trade night. American bars this is how we get the youth back
about 1 month ago
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Becoming a Bruce Springsteen fan to promote that specific kind of straight guy
about 1 month ago
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THE BEST TO EVER DO IT
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about 1 month ago
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Are there other sports like darts that you can do at the absolute full professional level in your apartment? Not esports
about 1 month ago
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My phone keeps autocorrecting darts to farts and to be fair that would be a compelling world championship
about 1 month ago
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Now is a good time to answer the question I keep getting asked - yes the Colts did ask me to come serve as their QB1, but I already had a vacation planned so I put in a good word for my old friend Phil. Glad he’s getting out of the house
about 2 months ago
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View out my window is real welcome to Ireland vibes
about 2 months ago
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