instantly one of my new all-time favorite sports videos

Conniving is such a funny villain mechanic in Magic: The Gathering. This creature is so devious. So evil. They thought an extra thought and then forgot one of them. (and if they forgot something that wasn't about a place, they get stronger)

One of the problems I have with current UB design is why do these two cards have basically the same ability

I am in New York and if I see Jerry Seinfeld I’ll kill him For legal reasons this is a joke

We look like…. A real team????

I literally predicted 4-1 with a gio finisher Amalie can attest I’m a golden god

Football

First goal of the cup is a meg, Korea is looking so good FOOTBALL IS SO BACK BAYBEE

It is insane that we accept supply as a price indicator as if that is part of a free market

Damn Matthew Broderick is shilling AI now. That’s the second worst thing he’s done that I can think of, behind the murder

Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food

Damn, Gerry Adams looks like the exact midpoint of Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas

Anyone else having the vertical mobile view for @archidekt.com not show the fields for adding cards to a deck?

LOCAL LANDLORD "UNIMPRESSED" BY THE AMOUNT OF WOK HEI I'M GETTING ON HIS BURNERS A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Benjamin - Part 1

boy moms? you mean dads?

This is my job

*We Don’t Talk About Bruno Voice* 🎵We Need to Talk About Kevin🎵

Let Carly Rae Jepsen write a World Cup song

Hey @josephmschultz.bsky.social they’re making a movie for your deck

Ya to have fun

Magic friends, I need a copy of every Battle card for a very stupid deck. Please let me know if you have any to part with

Pegasus is an all time bad TO

Someone smartwr than me should do an essay about magic art looking right and ideals of progress #mtg

A FEW SMALL BEERS

The Literary World's Prestigious Taco Bell Quarterly has surpassed 24,000 followers in the sky. I can't even use the Paris Review over here as my villain because I'm crushing them. We are about to surpass Lit Hub. Taco Bell is your Literary Hub now.

Buckwild that my car will put itself in park in the middle of an intersection if I want to drive with trunk open, or will slam on the brakes if a car dares move within a country mile of me while I’m in reverse, but can’t figure out updating its own clock for daylight saving time

Been watching Yu-Gi-Oh and that guy sure does just like kill people

New baseline for MTG content creator

One time I said “you can make anything in a crock pot” and was challenged to make pizza. I did, it was Detroit style and it was awesome. Today I pick up the peel once more to reclaim my fucked up pizza crown

Making obscene gestures at the Waymo scouting vehicles to ensure they recognize me as their natural predator

They should make gift cards for therapy

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

Oh cool, Torchickorita

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Knuckle tattoos: NPCBKBTH NEVER PUNISHED CAN'T BE KILLED BOTTOM TEXT HERE

Retiring my current drag name “Bella LuGoatse” in favor of my new creation “Stevia Nicks”

People who tap resource cards 45 degrees I will fight you

Happy national malort day I’m sorry to all my friends I’ll be seeing later

Just had malort on tap I will never die

Happiest of Birthdays to the Kangaroo Jack of my life, the Tomcat himself, guy with the Reddest Rocket I've ever seen, a Superman and someone I will always trust to Stand By Me, Mr. Jerry O'Connell

Y’all the traitors is ass game design what are we doing

Summer Olympics: I’m gonna run really fast. Winter Olympics: I’m gonna strap myself to a razor blade and see if I can launch myself so high off this ice cliff that I can punch god in the dick.

Can’t believe Universal wouldn’t buy my high school football ghost story feature script “Time of Possession”

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I’m slamming a gin and tonic and there’s a 6 year old at the bar

Considering that I might be the person who has seen Megalopolis the most times in the world

Citizen Science Report: Before I left for work I put my Brita under my dripping faucet and I'll be damned if it wasn't full when I got home +2 Exp +1 Object Permanence +1 Water

Trying to radicalize my mother in Solvang

Bro please let us enjoy lorwyn