Oh no!

You've got to be the dumbest of all cockwombles to think that "I didn't really lose because I bet against myself and threw the fight," is something to lie and brag about. Nobody gave you odds of winning, nor took a $10 million bet from you. And Andy, NOBODY cried over you getting your ass kicked.

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

This is breaking my brain with contradictory emotions. On the one hand the fact that some asshat bigot is using his official government authority to harass trans folks makes me incredibly pissed off. On the other, the fact that he did it to Nancy Mace amuses me to the point of giggling. 🤯

Hey, cut them some slack. After all, it's gotta be taking a lot of folks a lot of time to redact all the mentions and pictures of [we-all-know-who] from those files.

This made me chuckle: “He's making a database. He's sorting it twice. SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town.”

You will be visited by three spirits.

"You can't fire me. I quit!"

“I decided to not cite Bell because she was remorseful and apologetic for hitting the cyclist.” Different day, same bullshit. This is the same crap the cops pulled with the driver that took me out a few block up the road. bikeportland.org/2025/12/05/s...

Jesus Fucking Christ! How the hell does this guy have *anyone* who pays attention to the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth?

The only Black Friday we recognize here

"Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occured to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering." Farewell, Mr. Stoppard. Thanks for all your silly, eloquent, funny, thinky words.

"Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, SAY NO MORE!"

Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

Gosh, I didn't think FIFA could be a bigger collection of corrupt asshats, but then they go and prove me wrong.

I hope it's respectful today to recommend Adam McKay's movie "VICE," a bio-pic of Dick Cheney with one more amazing transformation by Christian Bale, a brilliant choice for narrator, and some truly daring/nuts fourth-wall breaking.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Has anyone seen this woman near Paris recently?

Perfect.

Yesterday I ... * Had great coffee and chocolate pie * Had a good walk with my dog * Went on a bike ride with a great friend * Went on a solo bike ride and cleared my head * Caught some excellent live music (Nation of Language) with my girl

* Buddies up to dictators * Threatens to annex allies Canada and Greenland against their will * Changes Dept. of Defense to Dept. of War * Deploys troops against his own people * Whines that they won't give him a Nobel Peace Prize

It was not just Trump and Epstein it was also Trump and Casablancas and the teen models they groomed and booked for “career building” dinners with older men. I remember this. Does most of the press have amnesia? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...

Just a reminder: they told us exactly what they were going to do as far back as February 2024. The plan has always been to send troops to Democratic states, escalate violence, then use it as an excuse to seize control.

Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.

Somehow I missed that prophecy in the bible, but yeah, I'm down for whatever it takes to get convicted felon, fraudster and sexual predator Trump to release the files.

Weird one today. No yellow at all: Wordle 1,556 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If you are spending more time everyday yelling "DO SOMETHING" at Chuck Schumer's Bsky account than you are chitchatting and mutual-aiding with your literal neighbors, you may not equipped to fight for democracy. Yet! Today is a great day to change.

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Even Grok is calling the shooter a groyper. Lmao

Three students are in critical condition after being shot at a Denver school today, the 47th school shooting this year. We need to get rid of all guns, now: www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Five years ago all this stuff about Trump's serial abuse came up. Women who had been minors at the time told their stories. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...

Just sayin'.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

What a shocker. The stupid, erratic economic plan from the guy who managed to go bankrupt running a casino (multiple times) is tanking the economy. apple.news/Amu2mx7DGQXO...

"Numbers always tend to benefit the left." Yes, Randy. Reality does have a well-known liberal bias.

📢 PDX BOLO: www.instagram.com/p/DN9QZDsEpNQ/

You just know that if this 🤬 hit a cyclist, the first thing people would ask would be, "Was the cycling wearing a helmet and bright clothing?" www.threads.com/@thynktechme...

Just rewatched Devil in a Blue Dress. It would have been so awesome to see Denzel Washington and Don Cheadle do a few more turns as Easy and Mouse. The stories are excellent mysteries with complex, multidimensional characters, and Washington and Cheadle were perfect in these roles.

Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.

Q: Without saying The Matrix, fav Keanu Reeves Film? A: Who can pick just one?

Biffed it in some gravel on my bike today. Dinged up myself a bit and my fancy schmancy wheels pretty badly. Was feeling pretty stupid and sorry for myself and then I saw this and didn't feel quite so bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk3_...

Shut up. I'm not addicted. I can quit any time I want.

Yeah, the world sucks at the moment, but hey, at least there are still days with great bike rides.

Damn. Day one, Ganna's out, and I'm already down to 8 riders. Points: 411 Rank: 15/670 #LeTour #CadeFantasyLeague

Fucking hell. It's only day one and I already want to hunt down everyone at Peacock responsible for this shitshow and smack 'em upside the head with a mackerel. C'mon TNT/Discovery+, please take my money. Y'all are so much better at this. #LeTour