Saw the horne section (& aisling bea) last night and i talked to alex on stage about tim key and he said “tim’s not an actor he’s an idiot”

Or what

Returned to bluesky to get #hyped about this

Just watched an hour and a half of this absolute thirst trap or whatever they say

20 year olds i know have moved countries, bought houses and are in long term relationships, and at 20 i’m watching strictly come dancing in my mam’s house after spending the day with her shopping for food

well well well (compiled by me, arlo, sloth and zero)

it’s the mark watson vs elis and john cambridge derby today

it’s signed in one of the pages too 😭? who the hell is barry

just found this at a charity shop what the hell 😭

i don’t know if anyone uses storygraph (it’s goodreads but better), but you should add me if u do please and thanks

you’re telling me

anyone hear anything about that old oasis reunion… been quite quiet eh

i’m taking stay hydrated too seriously

currently on a Quest to visit every cool london venue - soho theatre and the bill murray down, many more to go 🙏

everyone start chanting stuart stuart stuart so we can summon stuart laws

most insane clash of the century

i think it’s quite rude that i’m going to london on monday and i WON’T be seeing any comedy (because i’m with my strict boring dad). please come to whitechapel and protest with me pls

Five years ago today, the very first episode of "No More Jockeys" was uploaded to YouTube. This phenomenon involving @alexhorne.bsky.social, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and #TimKey was the catalyst to this incredible group of people. youtu.be/4xIulxG7_k8?... #NoMoreJockeys

#LiveAtFive recap (i missed the first half bit - me in a home bargains in aberystwyth - jumper hype - book hype - plup? - tour business - backflip

just have to come back for a second to say more is obviously amazing and if you haven’t listened youre missing out. bye x

watched the ballad of wallis island last night, cried in the lidl nearby

new pulp single is mind blowing

#LiveAtFive recap: - is watto a good hugger (imo yes) - exam season (mostly me) - meal deals - 🫠 - cat’s jumper hype

we’re so back

best birthday gift i have ever received

i’m not 100% sure i’ll be going, but for the people here who are going to the fringe this year, what dates are you doing?

#LiveAtFive recap (this is all i use bsky for now): - gig discussions - what should people have for dinner (pasta and thai, mostly) - gruff rhys and david o’doherty lookalike competition - ILR (in-live relocation) - gigging to 3 people in america - backflip

#LiveAtFive recap: - chesham madness - podcast & book chat - how long is watto’s dick? - more promo chats - lightning ⚡️ - backflip as per usual

at the airport, i wish i could stay here forever 🥲🥲

poshest of the posh out here

you’ll never guess what comedian i just passed in chesham

thanks so much to everyone that i met yesterday! thank you all so much for the cupcakes and party hats and sherbets and everything, can’t thank you all enough, and couldn’t think of a better group of people to be friends with <3

mark revived and we talked through a window x

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social come out and get a cupcake pls

who’s this 🤔

london i am in you!!

just started packing for chesham/london, god we’re really in it now aren’t we

forgot my password but i’m back hello

going to london in june (as well as may but i’m not really going to be in london then), where else should i go please!!

melbourne is STEALING our beloved comedians away from us

@king-trish.bsky.social happy birthday mate!! 🎉 feel like i’m constantly missing birthdays coz i’m never on here but at least i didn’t miss yours

Little article I wrote, if you could take a minute to read - it would be appreciated ♥️ #tvindustry #comedy #workingclasscreatives

just met a celebrity

stevie martin from tm s19 is an elis and john fan apparently 😭

tk maxx is built like a charity shop full of bollocks for people with too much money

i have unrealistic high hopes for fathia el-ghorri on taskmaster but i just know she’s going to be so so good

Now, then, forever

the sherbets and the pickles are the best of friends 🤝 @eve-comedy.bsky.social