does anyone want to read danlou rape roleplay that is DEFINITELY about Armand. no? too bad archiveofourown.org/works/70610446

does anyone want to read danlou rape roleplay that is DEFINITELY about Armand. no? too bad archiveofourown.org/works/70610446

there’s this faint ambient beeping in my office and I’m about to lose my goddamn marbles

An image that made me gasp when I first saw it. Incredible illustration.

okay I'm writing robot rape and. my problem is I want to include the person doing it using it/its pronouns for extra dehumanization. but also I personally get my rocks off more when fantasizing about vivisecting boys.

received an invoice for lizard cuddles so here's @8thdigit.bsky.social 's marius rape flower for your 👂 https://archiveofourown.org/works/70035211 / https://bloodripelives.com/audio/flowers_in_bloom.mp3

Tell me all the time (not to worry) archiveofourown.org/works/699796... 🕯️ iwtv, e, 1/3, 4.9k 🕯️ venice era 🕯️ riccardo comes home from university x3

there neeeds to be more hours in a day

read something wretched (nice) and suddenly remembered I was writing horrible bad end Riccardo/Amadeo for a friend #wipwhateverday

normally I have no problem with audiobooks in public and have even gone as far as to do sexy podfic at the gym completely stealth but. something about murderbot is absolutely sending me and I can’t stop bursting out laughing

any loumandstat situation boils down to louis having to live in a coyote roadrunner cartoon. erotically

I have to shell out $15 for the digital version of this game… which was previously free… if I want the pleasure of holding the game (that I bought!) in my hand, I have to pay $35 and wait up to 8 months

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

finally getting around to playing and I’m not like getting invested in P3R but I could on principle write like five thousand fics about Yukari sadly meowing for attention at the end of Mitsuru’s bed

putting everyone who writes me ao3 comments into my will

I need to be taken in by a wealthy patron who will fund my lifestyle in exchange for the ability for me to write fanfiction

Florida government sides with the Pulse shooter

:)

fighting for my LIFE today I’m so jet-lagged that I saw myself in a store mirror coming around the corner and didn’t recognize myself. jumpscare

being married is so hard because when I post things, my wife has the will and ability to boo me IRL

brainwave with @8thdigit.bsky.social if blood heals wounds and vampires jizz blood then the medically correct thing to do to finish off a nice wound fingering session is

welcome new followers. I hope you’re ready to see my loumands

that meme that’s like a picture of a bed absolutely soaked in blood and itms captioned “sex like this >>>>” that’s loumand post-divorce reunion to me

in order to have more fic for my AU I have to make more. what the hell is wrong with this world

I'm doing the loumand microfic week, and it's not too late to participate! www.tumblr.com/loumandmicro...

does anyone remember 17776 football or was that just a fever dream

that meme that’s like a picture of a bed absolutely soaked in blood and itms captioned “sex like this >>>>” that’s loumand post-divorce reunion to me

okay so nobody wants to read about jealous Riccardo, period-typical executions, or Amadeo getting sexually assaulted offscreen. you know what... fair.

can i come over and agitate my virile member most evilly in front of you? no worries if not

I finally wrote an actual sequel to the Riccardo one. apologies in advance. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/68652256

loumand i love ur love #iwtv

I am only just realizing OFF (the game from 2008) is getting rereleased. like on steam and the switch and shit. and it’s happening in 2 weeks. WTF

opening disco elysium whilst having a horrible night. because at least he is having a worse night than me

I keep setting the deadlines for fan events out too far and then I’m just twiddling my thumbs waiting for one or two people to get back to me

GABRIELLA, WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD, LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOO!!! #tvl #tvlfanart #gabristat #lesrielle #lioncest #gabrielledelioncourt #lestatdelioncourt #thevampirelestat DO NOT REPOST!!!

I had to draw Gabrielle immediately because a) Jennifer Elhe is beautiful and b) that fucking wig.... anyway if she's keeping the long hair at LEAST give her a low pony and not that fucking bob come on #IWTV

(excatholic voice) just as the eucharist is both incontrovertibly bread and yet we honor the presence of christ within it, so too must we accept the nature of the vampiric penis. they cannot fuck and yet they must- a revealed truth which surpasses the powers of natural reason

I have written so many marius fics before he was ever cast but. now that we have a face, I feel like I actually have not written him ENOUGH as an evil sex pest,

just got a flood of personal congratulations regarding the canonization that IWTV vampires pee

I can't believe this is relevant now

I hope I never look at a google form again amen

Armand 🥀 #IWTV

I know they’re hiding Gabrielle from me. show her to me

been putting off responding to comments for like a week now and we’ve progressed to feeling constantly low-level itchy

if I had a quarter for every fic I've tagged "corpse desecration" I would have two quarters. which won't buy me much but it is weird it happened twice

do you ever get a shawarma that has so much sauce it makes you feel self-conscious. like yeah I DID want this much sauce but how did you know I was a freaky sauce pervert

I’m considering taking out my heated blanket. in the midst of summer. because my back hurt so bad

WHY are all the really good loumand kisses in the DAAAAARK. I need to watch them put their tongues in each other’s mouths. for my health

more of that series where Loumandstat live together in domestic bdsm bliss. now with conflict and even more punishment! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/67391733