Behold! The wonders & terrors to be found in the NERD INFERNO omnibus! The glory that is MILK & CHEESE! The hell that is THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB! The whatever-it-is of DORK! Available in April, 2026 if we're still here for a paltry amount readily obtained through crime! Pub info: tinyurl.com/yfw59k2r

Hello everyone. You may know Gretchen Felker-Martin has once again been suspended from bc they do that whenever some chud complains. Her brand-new ongoing DC series was also cancelled for the same reason. It’s stupid fascist bullshit as usual. Gretchen’s work rules. Consider supporting her here:

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this shrek racing game on ps5 just has straight up creepypasta in it

R.I.P. the great, great Tom Lehrer.

In Super Mario Maker 2, the Dry Bones Shell has mysterious "fate-sealing" properties. As long as Mario wears it, the RNG is locked in place, so that events that should have an unpredictable outcome play out the exact same way every time.

What my work lacks in subtlety it makes up for with genuine feeling, and a complete and utter lack of class. Good night.

A refresher course. Warning: High art.

New sona ref. Get this freak out of here #ocref #sonaref

The winning bidder for the Instant Piano lot (first two Eltingville Club appearances) chose premiere scumbucket Butchie Mofo for the bonus sketch. He only appears in 3 panels in the last Eltingville story. Surprise pick. The auction will net about $375 for Trans Lifetime, thanks to the bidders.

If you're going to spend some time outside today, it's important to know your rights, just in case. #NoKings I will see you there! www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

experience awesome 3D

Didn’t expect this from Scientific American but here we are. (Article from 2020 but everything still relevant including COVID precautions)

Still LA, ICE is gathered again to start another operation after tear gassing civilians for hours at Paramount. A massive ICE presence stands across the street from civilians. This is live right now.

Forgot the link, duh: Instant Piano #1-3, w/the first appearances of The Eltingville Club. Inc the story adapted for the Adult Swim pilot, "Bring Me The Head of Boba Fett". Bonus item: a b&w card drawing of any Eltingville character. Proceeds go to translifeline.org www.ebay.com/itm/25696527...

Second auction now on eBay: Instant Piano #1-3, featuring the first two appearances of The Eltingville Club. Includes the story adapted for the Adult Swim pilot, "Bring Me The Head of Boba Fett". Bonus item: a b&w index card drawing of any Eltingville character. Proceeds go to translifeline.org

Two new auctions up on ebay today: First is a Zombie Crawl Pete DiNunzio index card drawing. www.ebay.com/itm/25696526...

Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

The Best Of Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller, January 21,1938

Don’t let mainstream news water down the real tragedy that happened here. This was a hate crime, not an argument. The local police didn’t respond to their distress about their home, and now it’s escalated to the murder of Joss and their pet dog Fuck SAPD. I hope there’s riots in the streets

Jonathon Joss, voice actor on King of the Hill, was gunned down in broad daylight by a homophobic bigot who had been harassing the couple for some time. Texas cops did nothing to protect them.

John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

The first paragraph is soul crushing. Cops are useless. Rest in peace Jonathan Joss.

listening to The Wiggles' cover album right now. in their Bohemian Rhapsody cover they replace the "mama, just killed a man" part with humming because it'd maybe be a little disconcerting for The Wiggles to sing about shooting a man in the head

A reminder for all that Peter's wife Kathleen still needs a lot of help with the massive medical debt of his long-term care. If you can help. 💙 www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...

Half-Life (1998)

Important note: she currently has brassy blonde hair, not pink.

So, just break out your Black Mesa Official Silly Straw™ and get to slurpin', okay? #hlvrai

Four years ago tonight we watched the sky together, while I made plans to find you a home with a friend. You had your own ideas.

Need 2 dairy products to beat the shit out of Mr. Beast. Any volunteers?

I could never attempt a "they were related all along" reveal in my work because if the fans started shipping them beforehand I'd feel fuckin awful about spilling the beans

Why did my display name glitch lmao

Gordon Ramsey if he was really horny: Oh fuck me

i just want to put them in a banjo-kazooie situation

The Hand is a stop-motion masterpiece -- and one of the very best animated films. Director Jiří Trnka made it as a protest, attacking the dictatorship that used him as its pawn. But the film has more layers than many realize, as we discover: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/revisiting...

Unfortunately bazinga is actually very fun to say in an ironic sense and I have to resist saying it constantly

From: Revenge Day (1960), dir. Hermína Týrlová and Josef Pinkava, Filmové Studio Gottwaldov

Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...

Finally getting around to sharing my @garfieldzine.bsky.social piece! Remember preorders are still open and the profit is going to a great cause!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 16,1950

Erm... #enadreambbq #hlvrai #enaoc

I always laugh when I see someone post this.