Wow! I really thought this was a real building for a second!

me in 2001: watching smackdown on UPN me in 2025: watching smackdown on VPN

Saddest story you’ll ever hear!

-Undertaker the night of June 28, 1998

Here’s some upcoming shows you can catch me telling the hehes at.

Hey New York City, I’m on this festival next weekend! Come out and have fun for once in your life!

This Saturday at Port City Brewing in Alexandria at 7:30. Come out and have fun for once in your life!

It’s so hot outside comics are inside actually watching each other’s sets.

Here’s some upcoming shows you can catch me telling the hehes at.

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

I’m just trying to be economical.

This Saturday at The Heist in Bowling Green VA we have all the Hehes. Featuring @jaredstern.bsky.social @leonscott.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

Washington DC! You can get tickets to "Chris Grace: As Scarlett Johansson" at the Kennedy Center in July, starting now! www.kennedy-center.org/whats-on/exp...

This Friday at The Electric Palm. Come out and have fun for once in your life!

Chairs are for sitting not swinging.

Saturday we’re back at Port City in Alexandria at 7:30! Featuring @randolphterrance.bsky.social @jennycavallero.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

December 21st I’m going to be telling the hehes at The Heist in Bowling Green, VA. Come out and have fun for once in your life!

Hey Jokes on Tap is back at Port City in Alexandria tomorrow at 7:30 featuring @olmikeb757.bsky.social @deeahmed.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

I still have bluesky invite codes btw. if anyone wants them

@alyssapants.bsky.social I’m guessing you already knew, but it’s the 5 year anniversary of Seth Rollins trying to commit murder in hell in a cell and got disqualified.

I’m going to be hosting for @feldfrog.bsky.social tonight at the DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30. Come out tonight and have fun for once in your life!

Awwww man I thought we were all going outside for eclairs!

Back to back L’s. First the cowboys lose and then Taco Bell was closed.

Nothing humbles me more than tearing a sheet of toilet paper and feeling like the strongest man in the world only to then read the label that says “smooth tear”.

But also don’t tell them that I shared this!

I liked the Kelce/Swift thing more when it was Romo/Jessica Simpson. Don’t worry Chiefs fans, I won’t spoil the ending for you, but you will be left thinking about it with sadness for quite some time.

My friend Vic created a really funny wrestling true crime podcast, and I had the honor of lending my voice (and helping out with some audio editing and graphics). If you're interested in wrestling, you'll REALLY get a kick out of it. Enjoy it here: insidethepromo.com 🤼

I can’t stop calling other fellows “fellow” and I don’t think you can stop me!

Hey North Carolina friends, I’m going to be telling the hehes on the North Carolina Comedy Festival in Greensboro on 9/4 and 9/6. So come out and have fun for once in your life!

I hope they make a Crush Hour tv show next.

Richmond friends, you have two chances to see me tell the hehes tomorrow night! So come out and have fun for once in your life!

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