Who gives a flying fk? How about real change & a fair go for the wildlife, environment & the ecocidal disease on them that you can fix by reinstating all the money & staff that's been cut from the CSIRO. A very large tax on gambling should do it. You Got A Mandate. Now Get Some Guts.

Happy St. Patrick’s day!! 🍀🍀🍀

A leering UFC dipshit concluding a Bud Light-sponsored fight convened on the White House lawn for a semi-comatose president’s birthday by howling that a Black former First Lady is a “man” really feels like rock fucking bottom, man. I’ll update this post tomorrow when we hit a new one.

Can't get any more Melbourne than this.

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

In that sense, AI is truly the 21st century’s “mechanical Turk”: appearing magical and inscrutable but actually the product of practices of human manipulation and agency that technology’s inventors have interests in obscuring engines.egr.uh.edu/episode/2765

Veronica this is no time to be hawking merch

Why does he have another small animal inhabiting his nose, is it like that fish parasite that becomes the tongue

Vought’s own daughter has CF and was saved by advances due to publically funded research. He doesn’t care. He is just evil.

“We saw the best and worst of America tonight. The secret service. My father floating above the table finally admitting he’s incapable of love. His hands were pizza. We all saw it tonight”

With every day presenting more news lapping the grimmest satire, its time to embrace the rhetorical presumption that every part of the Trump project is part of a cloud of criminal enterprises, no matter how much a particular part of it gets to wear costumes at work.

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Rare image of a stork delivering a baby!

Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available. We decided to illustrate it.

Is it just my algorithm or is Twitter completely unusable right now? It's awash with flat earthers deeply upset about the Artemis mission, questioning everything from how astronauts can shave in space to the nature of gravity itself. The level of deep ignorance is terrifying. Sagan was prophetic.

A friend just shared this cool dashboard for Artemis II artemis-ii-tracker.com

When someone has it

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

“There is no glory in being a chronicler of a genocide.” “This fury comes because I poked the bear,” Francesca Albanese said. “Not in one eye, in both eyes.” www.politico.com/news/magazin...

My star? Big.

In news surprising no-one, Donald Trump is once again outed as a liar and fantasist. From The Guardian, in his own words:

The Strange World of Spiders Laura Snowden, guitarist extraordinaire youtu.be/RW6GDkU_v0I Set aside 6 quiet minutes to take this in, on a larger screen than your phone if you can. Wonderful.

Dear Prime; You couldn't be wronger. I'd rather plunge freshly sharpened pencils into my eyes than endure one second of the strangled accent of that vapid opportunistic succubus, or gaze upon her stretched soulless face as she contemplates which dress might best hide her emptiness from the world.

A spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the GEMS survey. It is at redshift 0.10 (lookback time 1.35 billion years) with coordinates (53.19144, -27.96260). 131 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.

Punk > post punk Rock > post rock Malone > post malone

Shield of the Americas

Why would Labor help these bastards? What's in it for them? All they've done is earn the disdain of anyone who cares about the environment. Yes we know the Liberals are environmental criminals but this lot aren't any better. So disappointing. @albomp.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Spot on!! 🎯

IT’S FUCKING ████████! #trump #epsteinfiles

Happy President's Day to the only President that matters with one other exception that being Prezident Petr Pavel from the Czech Republic. Both of you exemplify everything a gtest president should be.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Dear Australian Mainstream Media & Politicians, There's a giant, genocidal, war crimes shaped elephant in the room you're all desperately trying to avoid &/pr distract from We. See. You. Fuckers. #Auspol

So the visit that was 'supportive' and not 'political' has turned political. It always was. #auspol #Herzog #Gaza

An excellent idea, why isn't the govt doing this instead of subsidising the fossil fuel giants: reneweconomy.com.au/australia-sh...

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

‘Patriot’ Front went to DC and people blasted clown music at them.

Abolish frozen water

The WA EPA have recommended in favour of fracking in the Kimberley. This would be disastrous, and the beginning of Texas-style destruction of the environment there. You can appeal this outrageous decision here: www.environskimberley.org.au/epa_submissi...

I'm glad Jim Reardon ended up being a very important Pixar person, with an Oscar nomination for writing the script to Wall-E. But it's pretty clear from this 1986 student short film why he ended up on The Simpsons first.

I mean come on

The Aus govt needs to rethink our web of connections with the US. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept. No one should walk past official thuggery and murder on the street.The US should be ostracised not allied.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I wrote a resignation speech that Stewart Lee thought was too long — STEWART LEE! TOO LONG! The cheek of it Read about it here thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/a-difficul...