There's erotic fanfic written by 13-year-old girls who've never so much as kissed anyone that works better than this. There's (a lot of) tentacle porn that works better, too! This is basically the Vogon poetry of erotic literature; I'm surprised nobody's eyes are bleeding.

...and here's me thinking that the relentless demonization and pursuit of immigrants and trans people was the new McCarthyism. Clearly I need to catch up.

Sign the petition: Stop arming the genocide getup.to/r1YdMiDCdr8t3

From the WaPo: "An adviser who spoke with Trump ahead of Wednesday’s speech said the president admires Russian President Vladimir Putin’s year-end news conferences, which last more than four hours." I can't believe an advisor actually admitted this. I can very much believe Trump thinks it.

I keep seeing more articles about how they regret it now that the damage is done & I truly believe that if you have any genuine interest in salvaging what’s left of this country then whether you want to or not, you can never forgive these people. You can never let them live what they did down.

How ironic it will be if Mr. Musk's global satellite network is the reason mankind will be unable to leave Earth for generations: www.universetoday.com/articles/28-...

• You can oppose Zionism AND grieve the murder of Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah at Bondi Beach • You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe. • You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting

Movie you watched more than 6 times

Movie you watched more than 6 times

I've lost count of the number of times I've posted this brilliant, hilarious love letter to one of the great unsung bands of all time. The perfect pastiche/homage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vVJ...

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen. Sharon Van Etten Air Snarky Puppy Bonnie Raitt John McLaughlin

look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

This just in: 47% of Australians confirmed irredeemably stupid: www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This is your bathroom when you don't think your housekeeper is capable of murder.

A fair number of people think there's good evidence of UFOs, with some maintaining that the US government actually HAS alien spaceships. There's a new documentary out about this, but I won't believe it until they actually show us a flying saucer. whyevolutionistrue.com/2025/11/23/t...

Unfortunately, I agree with this. They’re already doing things the Nazis did, things that are illegal to do, even to undocumented people. They have murdered people, from men on boats, to people in custody. The conditions of custody are unspeakable. People are being disappeared. ALREADY HAPPENING

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

@andrewhunterm.bsky.social For your consideration, to be filed under nominative determinism: The Butchulla Aboriginal Corporation director involved with cultural burns on K'gari island off the coast of Queensland is... Mr. Conway Burns.

You can't help them all, but you can help this family right now. They have nowhere else to turn. gofund.me/0976225d6

And they’re off target in the 2025 Everything’s At Stakes, the race that stops the nation getting anywhere. The National has run away from the finish line, Ley’s Liberal has gotten a fright and reared, and Albo’s Ambition has stopped, thinking he’s won already. Barnaby’s Joyce is off the rails again

Nup to the Cup. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Who did this?

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Harshey's.

Street Art Utopia: “From cracked walls to twisted fences, these artists turned urban damage into delightful art. This collection features mosaic patchwork in Lyon, LEGO-infused stonework in Germany, and a charming book repair outside a library in Russia.” 1/3

Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):

Or an exciting new slasher pic, 'Rhesus Pieces'.

Wait until he hears that Reagan didn't trust the Russians.

Any ket of yours is a ketamine.

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor. Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors. These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism. This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function. Every American should reject it.

Make a movie food: As Food As It Gets

This is very good

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

The Tighty Whitey House

“Self-promoter Donald bought this run down democracy and plans to build an elaborate authoritarian estate. The budget is as yet unknown. He just describes it as ‘bigly’. Of course he’s not doing all the work himself. Contractors are coming in from everywhere, including Russia!” Grand Designs USA

Anthony Albanese stars in We Need To Not Talk About Kevin

Wise words for when it's all too much.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

*no relation to Vance's nom de plume, Phil Mycouch

Is this the inflatable penis that was arrested at #NoKings Alabama? 🤔

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

A play in three acts

Shoot it! It’s antifa! Oh, the humanity!

I've decided that I've been utterly wrong, instant coffee is not the work of the devil sent to turn us aside from all that is natural and good, but is actually not that bad.

The overlap of the highest lead content protein powder and Pete Hegseth's favourite is going to be a circle.