Favourite 'Dad Joke', still makes me smile whenever I think of it, said by my Brother-In-Law ~20 yrs ago (Dad of 3), Me: What you been up to? BIL: Just been to Sydily Me: Don't you mean Sydney? BIL: That's what I said Didily?

A sunrise for you to ponder and unwind

Good coffee & morning lovelies☕️, dogs taking me for a walk in the new hood (Taungurung Land, North Victoria). Downsized to a unit, but this beautiful reserve runs along the back fence, accessed directly from a gate in rear courtyard, full of birds and nature💜

‘Straya mate! 😝🤪😆☺️

Day 6 at new place I've moved to, only 5% unpacked due to chronic illness being fuckheads and can't find my reading glasses, so all posts & replies come with a caveat of 'I'm guessing through blurry vision at what you've written so...🤷🏻‍♀️' Happy Friday MOFO's 👊💜🥂

I've moved💜

The lies below were recently posted on a private Facebook Community Group about me... 😂 My responses & some other 'lovely' contributors are in part 2/ to 4/ below.... 1/4

Hey @albomp.bsky.social Petrol prices increased 100%, from ~$1.50 litre to ~$3.00 litre, while they were still using fuel they'd bought at lower prices. You did fuckall! Now, month later, you're big brave boy act, threatening fines if they don't reduce prices by ~10%/ 32c Yeh thanks for nothing🙄😂

Yep. 👌

When an elected federal Senator doesn't understand the basic fucking difference between the Labor (Party) and what 'LaboUr Day' represents... I think Roberts' is a cockwombling, dog whistling, fucknuckle who should be voted out! #Auspol

Dear World Leaders, Crossing your fingers for 'TACO' to happen, instead of him acting on his promise to commit mass war crimes, is not a 'Strategy'. Band together & stand the fuck up to this gormless, vacuous, warmonger before it's too late. From The World

Which world leaders have condemned &/or acted to prevent the Tangerine Testical's public admission he intends to commit heinous, diabolical, mass war crimes in Iran? Any?

Australian Ben Roberts-Smith, arrested & charged with 5 counts of “War Crime -Murder” for alleged abhorrent, cowardly killing of unarmed, civilians- some disabled or handcuffed, 2009 to 2012. “War is violent, terrifying, corrosive. But even war has laws.” #Auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

There are 2 ways to traverse a puddle as dogs April and Schnitzel will now demonstrate💜

@brf1-78.bsky.social so you wear blinkers & only see selected massacres? If you've got a spare pair let me know, life would be much easier if I could be a bigoted, cockwomble and only see killings by one side, one faith &/or one skin colour. PS Trolling & disabling quote reposts... gutless🙄

We recall Hitlers' massacres of, Polish & Soviet civilians, gypsies, Jews, gay ppl, black ppl, ppl with disabilities+ in horror & cry "We could have stopped it, if only we knew!" We know what's happening by whom, to who in current massacres. History will judge far more harshly.

🙌 Heavy sigh. The world wide consequences because of two sociopaths is beyond belief. All those enabling Trump & Netanyahu is next level madness.

trump telling his allies that they should have put in over the strait of epstein is like not inviting someone to dinner, then demand they pay the tab

Hands up if you're also beyond tired of the farcical, fucked-up, heinous, Ground Hog Day we're stuck in, where US &/or Israel illegally bomb countries, then attempt to convince us the shit-house, world-wide repercussions, are actually the country they attacked's fault? 🙌

To all World Leaders announcing meetings you’re attending on opening Strait of Hormuz, Solution: Get US/Israel regimes to stop illegal war they started by attacking Iran. Strait opens. Simple. P.S. 1st remove heads from Trump & Bibi’s arses, you cockwombling fucknuckles.

You mean the Australian Gov doesn't have complete (or fuckall) power over huge multinational tech giant social media orgs. & teens have also found ways around any half arsed attempts to verify age? Shocked I am, shocked.

Good morning Jennifer, have a lovely day and to Suey.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONDERFUL WOMAN🥳🎈🍷💜 Hope you have a fabulous day, sending you wishes for good health, inner peace and many moments of joy and love xx🫂

Good morning Bluesky. Please wish my mate @sueysueysuey.bsky.social a very happy birthday because she is such a #goodegg 🥚🎂🥳🎈💐

Good morning everyone ☕☕ Have a terrific Tuesday, stay safe & have fun Federal Parliament is sitting today AEDT House 12pm-8pm Senate 12pm-8:30pm Fed Ch 4pm-7:30pm Question Time 2pm-3:15ish pm No other events scheduled Watch live👇 www.youtube.com/@AUSParliame... 🐝 #auspol #qt

Good coffee & morning lovelies ☕️💜 Nb: 'Okay' may be overstating it, 'slightly less curmudgeony' would be more accurate...

What I really need to do today is sort through 4 boxes of electrical cords, adapters, chargers etc, throw out obsolete & pack those still needed, so…. I’m sewing new buttons onto an old doona cover, that close the end that my dog chewed off 8 yrs ago.😎 #PhDInProcrastinsting

U.S. Citizens: We need the 2nd amendment in case dictators & fascist tyrants take control of our government, so we can rise up and overthrow them. World: We’re waiting…

One of my garden favourites are these 3 Burmese Plumbago’s I planted ~8 yrs ago (now look like 1 plant) in raised garden bed I built - ground's clay and rocks. Haven’t watered or tended it in 6+years, gorgeous bright blue flowers from late Summer into early Winter💜

Good coffee & morning, another goal achieved 😎☕️💜

Wood Ducks, masters of camouflage…. wait for them! At my home in the Wombat State Forest. #Australia #Wildlife

Hugs & good coffee Bridie. Here’s a view of morning walk & a garden visitor from a while ago.

Your pack are brilliant. Here are two members of mine.

Scary thunderstorms yesterday, so while I lay on the couch, the dogs sat on my shoulder and head to 'protect me'🤣or.... Maybe to get as close as possible so I could protect them, either way, my head and shoulders were warm😊💜

Here’s some hot chocolate roses to cheer you up

Spring time NSW

My little drawing

I caught the train to see Zambesi at Melbourne Zoo yesterday. He's 7 weeks old now and so adorable.

Otto abd Max would say Hi, but they are very busy rn.

Hugo and I send you very big hair covered hugs. Harper says she's a bit too tired to make the effort...sorry💕 Hang in there Bridie.

Always appreciate photos of April & Schnitzel, Bridie. Been avoiding news due to travelling. I send these photos from the Fort Canning Gardens in Singapore. Take care. Sending love and strength and lots of dog pats. 😊🙏♥️

Two things from my walk today, have a great refresh off

Oh bugger hugs 🫂

Here's a few photos from my holiday in the south in Jan 26. Great to spend time in nature.

Good coffee & (mid) morning lovelies☕️ I'm avoiding all news next few+ days. Additional personal stressors (like many 🫂) & few of my many illnesses/disabilities being arseholes (home ~week now after another 6 days in hospital). No advice, but pets, garden etc pics welcomed💜

All media must Stop quoting Trump words as ‘facts’, it’s beyond farcical. He lies, invents, obfuscates, denies & lies again. They know he’s full of shit but smear his faeces, complicit in & exacerbating the devastation he creates and leaves in his wake. #ThisisNotJournalism

Regime overthrow’s needed immediately in the U.S. & Isreal. They’re the biggest threats to peace, safety, food and energy security on the planet, affecting billions. Egomaniacal, greed & power driven dictators.

Breaking: Trump postpones military strikes on Iranian power plants. Doomsday & my ongoing extestential dread has been delayed by another few hours… again. aje.news/ozrjjg

In a world of Sharmas be a Pocock.

She was also a huge inspiration to Etta James, my favourite singer in any genre.

Credit to The Friends of Moonee Ponds Creek for pushing for this initiative and for continuing to caring for this waterway that so many people wrote off. If you’re interested in joining here’s a link. It’s only $20. www.mooneepondscreek.org.au/membership/