woke up at 3am with my nipple piercing caught in my waffle blanket

went for a drake & drive and these traffic lights were flashing red exactly on beat to passionfruit. the 6 god is looking out for me.

Laura Loomer of 100 Gecs

had a dream i got to play table tennis with druski and told people it was the folk guy

penis penis oh it’s everywhere all over my timeline

had a dream last night that everyone kept deadnaming me and i was PISSED

i was having ai psychosis before chatgpt was a thing, this shit ain’t nothing to me man

having an android is a boy thing

i just bought the building next to @slightlyfurry.bsky.social and am opening up a place called Cockwaffle Cafe #syrup

last night was a prompt, on claude

just calculated my bra size and it was 34c

you either die a smart fella or live long enough to see yourself become a fart smella

trying to sell at&t phone plans at costco is a humiliation ritual

transphobes should really try chopping it up with a not so annoying tgirl once or twice i think it could solve transphobia

arf

🐶

“i’m gonna get invisalign and put gems on it”

last night was a tubi original

im coming to your function and taking the ram out of your pc

left handed ppl be like wait let me sit on your left when we’re eating so we don’t bump into each other

I need a blow job. and a box of donuts

jersey club live band with a mic’d up box spring mattress

Google Balls....

i'm off that good cushion alcohol !!

septum ring -> gay big septum ring -> nonbinary

I've been very vocal about putting balls in my mouth today

computer makes my head hurt

heard some guy say “they never break, they just become stairs” while on the escalator

trans girls getting fucked up and fucking around on the dj decks is the equivalent of dudes getting drunk and freestyling over type beats

they're putting a body of water on my jeans

uber driver just ran a red light he’s real as fuck for that he’s getting a big tip

couples costume ideas

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

gay sex

the cybertruck covered in furry stickers has appeared in my dreams on two separate occasions

I'm non-binary in the urinal. like yeah bro I piss loud

I won’t get in any car with a usb port

gotta wake up early to fuck up everything all over again

feel like this

i’m getting basiliskshots from roko