this fucking dog is green for a green reason

if you’re a random person and you start liking posts of mine i deem you unworthy to like i cut off your access to my wonderful skweets .

kindness kindness luigi

Just mogging @zainites.bsky.social and their one limp bill...

Lammy's Long Day

hearing that canines ate seven sick five year olds… disturbing.

the audio in this video is what my friend said to me after i told our gc that someone tried getting me to eat dog treats

[Deadlock SFM] Getting Deep youtu.be/O2nQhBD2UNs Animation based on a discord conversation and audio message from my friend Rabscootle VO mixing by @zainites.bsky.social Made with CSDK 12

PaRappa's New Demographic

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

almost took a thirst trap drenched in sweat but my restraint won, I will keep being normal

i’ll have some of what ty dolla sign is having

side view mirror

it was an honor to play the cameo role of the horse in freddy got fingered

hearing that freddy got fingered. concerning, looking into this.

Excuse my erection, soles with no protection toes down flat; hold the dorsiflexion

Taking accountability.

Last night was a stool sample

I'm with gang and we're sipping poop... what are you doing?

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

minion or da bob fo today

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

and I'm chuckie finster, the original creepy pasta!

hearing musings of an infinite slow neck head exploit if you possess enough spec points in flexibility

Sonic would be at it for hours UwU

my labubob

nb and brown call me naanbinary

i’m fast as fuck they

cut my life into penis this is my last resort

let me make a fucking private account already omg i’m tired of these random gooners following me cause im tryin to play w my lil zain

(4/4)

teto bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you jack off do you usually end with a down stroke or an up stroke, bet it says a lot about you

the for you tab has started putting sans from undertale having sex with other variations of sans from undertale

defy social norms

sorry I posted legs at 2 am it won’t happen again

youtu.be/f1alCC2BQgE this song makes me nauseated its so good

I woke up with a I woke up with a Bruh!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

I ONLY HAVE TWO MOODS