woah bro sorry for touching ur prostate like that bro it will happen again bro

killing myself only to land in purgatory and the purgatory in question is the walk in freezer at ur restaurant job

a father and son spending quality time reading yuri slop on the Internet together and theyre both smoking cigarettes and drinking indoors while their mom cries alone in the kitchen

meow,,

Me and my girlfriend @crisiscenter.bsky.social

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths. Equivalent human age: 3 A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 53

i need to be cold all the time except when i’m tryna sleep under my gf’s heating blanket

“i’m not just any white girl, im a alternative dog fucker”

mwrow!

stole this bleet ask reply any number and i’ll answer :3

Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

When you’re a kid you think “when I grow up I can eat pancakes whenever I want” but you don’t realize adults want to eat pancakes all the time, and they must, and good pancakes require sacrifice, and sacrifices require patience and a steady hand and a lifetime walking the spatula’s treacherous edge

Gf:” I just ran over a children at the hospital”

*goofy’s voice* well mickey you know what they say! hyuck tuah spit on that thang hyuck hyuck

everyone if u don’t hate me plz go listen to this

face: washed body:clean garfield shirt:on cat:bladee

*burp* frog

domain expansion and it’s just me fucking ur mom

smoking weed with ur gf whose also a part time dog is pretty crazy like damn i’m so high rn and i’m with the most ethereal beautiful radiant person in the world whose also a dog

*paws at you* geekbar? *paws at you* pen? *paws at you* Credit card number, expiration date, and security code?🐶

okay i understand why you’d wanna fuck a robot but would it really be pleasurable? do u think god would still let u into heaven?

meet my stupid fat fuck bladee #bladde #fatfuck #stupid

death before detransition, however, live before death.

just shaved my balls my pronouns are it/she

I can't go on (posting), I'll go on (posting)

The FOXCULT girls and I are currently working on organizing ways to provide resources as often and consistently as we can. Death before detransition.

paw tuah bark on that thing!

jizzy gordita crunch

crisiscenter1.bandcamp.com/track/i-want... ✨ my very first single ‘ i want 2 fall asleep w/u’ out now exclusively on bandcamp ✨

gotta build up a following here now!

gotta start using this more or i’m cooked!!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #105,069! bluesky called me old

i haven’t posted in a year???

it’s me!

dirty mirror selfie is too cute

i’m on bluesky uwu