Kinda tired of this now 🫩

I put Beavis and Butthead on my island. Everyone is going to be aroace except for them. They will never score. Huhuhuh

Running on water is just one of Wario's many natural talents

not even a site outage could get me to even consider coming back to twitter

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EPISODE 2!!! What ever happened to Club Penguin?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

Every day I wake up angry knowing people are still laughing at that number after half a year

"Hey, what's the name of that Electric gym leader from Paldea? Y'know, the streamer girl?" "Iono." "Whaddya mean you don't know, you must've played that game for 500 hours." "I DO know what her name is!" "Well then, what is it?" "Iono." "You just told me you knew it!" "AND I'M TELLIN YOU, IONO!"

BLTs shouldn’t have cheese, there isn’t a C in the acronym

Yes, this needs to be saved

drink my ass

Do what with who's what now?

Take a trip down to Albuquerque, in this #NintendoMusic app update! New tracks from "Weird Al" Yankovic's 'Running with Scissors' make their way over to the Nintendo Music app, such as "Your Horoscope for Today", "Jerry Springer", and of course, "Albuquerque"! 🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

i guess he will

"You're the only one who can save Hyrule, Link..." The brand new trailer for The Legend of Zelda Movie is out now! In theaters December 16th.

Sneakers O'Krool #VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

I had a really dumb idea.

It’s all fun and games until it wakes up and beats you up

Kirbo doing what's right.

Real talk how did this guy win in the first place when every meme about him back in 2016 was talking about how much of a piece of shit he is?

had to check what it would look like

Wario & the Tower of Garlic will be released this month! (If all goes right) We hope you'll look forward to playing it, it was a very fun little project to work on!

now that mario party is back to old gameplay I hope the next game is brave enough to make some of the weird kinds of boards (like ones where you all start with 5 stars and it's about stealing stars, windmillville/koopa's tycoon town where you invest in properties to get stars, etc)

There's the glass dome. Dude, oh my god dude.

"You may have a C button, but you still can't 'C' the obvious. It's de press-ing that you haven't switched it up by now. The true joy of gaming is in the pressing, of the buttons, to make Mario do a jump. I don't need others to C me sticking it to Bowser, this is a soliturtle journey.."

Mario Galaxy Movie spoilers out of context (hidden because they’re still technically spoilers)

Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via British Overseas)

For those who haven’t seen it, one of these characters appears in the movie out of nowhere.

no wario :(

Stewie Griffin plans for World Domination!

I don’t care what gender you are or decide to be. The only thing that matters is whether you’re an asshole or not.

Trans people are the best people you’ll ever meet. You’re all loved and welcome here ❤️ Stay awesome and enjoy today, this always matters :)

Dreamt of a family guy cutaway where Peter walks up to the reception desk at an office and sees the giant chicken at the desk. Then a giant boulder presumably summoned by the chicken bursts through the wall and chases Peter for the rest of the 30-40 second long cutaway

i couldnt begin to explain this even if I wanted to

@bsky.app you fail to realize that’s one of the many reasons why we jumped from Twitter right? Nobody asked for this, nobody wants this, and everyone will hate it if you implement it

Cross the Worlds (Sonic Racing Crossworlds, Philips CD-I, 1993)

The prophecy is true

That’s a day one purchase right there

clicking the random voice option in tomodachi life ltd and i accidentally made GLaDOS???????????

it gets better, yall aint even witness the 4 second 0 to death

Timeline cleanse! Cat! 😁

heheheheh butt prison

Friend’s dreams: I finally got to meet my crush! My dreams:

Cranky Sues Diddy Kong (Featuring Uncle Al and @tomschalk.bsky.social) #blender3D #donkeykong

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”