It's all about existential dread horror now.

According to Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel, Smiling Friends will end after season 3. This was their decision. 2 leftover episodes end the series off Sunday, April 12th at 11:00p.

"FUCK DON CALLIS! FUCK ICE TOO!" is my new favorite AEW chant

Fuck Ice but fuck Don Callis mostly. (The only Canadian everyone hates.)

DENVER KNOWS WHAT'S UP. #AEWDynamite

NOTE: it's a babbage's gift card from 1998 #AEWDynamite

Samsung: Our new phone and earbuds has more advanced AI. Me:

The person, Algo Rithm?

No Buds Trade In? Fucking Tariffs... Yeesh, this is already looking like a flop.

WTF does this mean?

Absolute Wonder Woman:

Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address

My State of the Union was watching Phoenix lose and then watching Ted

Ummm isn't this just for the US? Ask MLS how that's going...

He's Canadian though?

4 Minnesota guys

So many people are like, "Oh the prestige, think of the prestige, EVO won't matter anymore," and I really need people to stop thinking about how doing this hurts EVO and start thinking about how doing this is an attempt to hurt everyone else who isn't EVO.

Say what you about Kirk but pretty sure this and Kash partying in Milan Sunday when he wasn't supposed to should be grounds for...getting the boot?

Watch PWHL, folks if you want to rep women's hockey. Just maddening NHL likely had a big push for their side with the gold medal wins and Heated Rivalry and one phone call probably sank it all within a day.

And that big push for hockey just fucking sank because one idiot made it all about himself. Everything he touches, withers...

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Meanwhile...

Without a podcast to vent them, I'm starting to have too much trivia backing up my brain. Anyway, Joe Cocker received 40% of the songwriting royalties for Tupac's "California Love." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffkl...

Congratulations to accused sexual assaulter Jason Latour on his new @imagecomics.com book!

I needed just that sound bite...

@cjzero.bsky.social Tony: "I know you slurp Wemby all the time."

Netflix is just airing Elder Abuse is it? variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Yeah Evo is cooked. This is telling a volleyball player to do gymnastics or a basketball player to play football.

heated rivalry is not smut. a story spanning 3+ books to reach a satisfactory conclusion is categorically not smut.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

Everyone to this account. youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts?...

Can you overdose on Pepperoni?

Oh damn Birdie Wing really does fit that bill, huh?

bari weiss now going door to door trying to annoy people

Sorry #TeamCanada, we are dreading that asshole making it about himself too. Hoping for a Oilers/Habs Cup Final.

Good news: They won Bad News: Guess who's gonna make it about himself?

Those eyes

Nintendo wanted an American-voice actress used for Joanna Dark. Rare instead gave Joanna a British accent done by employee Eveline Novakovic! Eve's maiden name is Fischer; she worked on several of the Donkey Kong games and Ken Griffey Jrs Winning Run with her music/work credited as E. Fischer!

mood of the morning.

regarding the recent news

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

New video! Look at this man's glorious poodle hair. youtube.com/watch?v=B2t9WjdJEWE&feature=youtu.be