Are you a bad enough dude to fire tens of thousands of ice agents?

Parenting is hard, and I don’t always know if I’m being a good dad. But then my son recognizes a Wilhelm Scream in a movie and I feel that yknow what, I’m doing ok.

IL is on the verge of electing a Senator far more aligned with Trump, MAGA power brokers & ICE infrastructure expansion than the values of a deep-blue state. Here’s what Raja Krishnamoorthi hopes you don’t know about him & how we elect someone better.

“Ari Aster? I hardly know her”

THE PRISONER: Whatcha thinkin' about, Columbo? COLUMBO: Oh, just whether we'll ever get out of this Village THE PRISONER: I expect we won't, will we COULMB9: Probably not THE PRNSNIWR: Our names aren't spelling right anymore COEIUMN92O: Is that right? My wife, she's— wait ... ɘᎸiw ʏm ꙅi ɘɿɘʜw

From the first moment I saw Jared Kushner’s face I thought “That guy is going to get a lot of people blow up someday”

I had this same one but I don’t think it was my first. I might’ve first had a Garfield one that I ruined by leaving the thermos full of Spaghettios for a week, which I feel Garfield would’ve appreciated.

I guess this is maybe pedantic but it irks me to no end when people call something like the new Scrubs show a “reboot.” New thing does not = reboot! Reboots start it over as new, this is just more episodes of the original thing. A sequel, maybe?

Tag yourself I’m picnic loaf

When you think about it, the billionaires are the real victims

From a distance I genuinely thought I saw the mobile Criterion closet today

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a walkin’ man I love to walk

Why do they call it Men’s Curling and not Dudes Rock

The Chock & Bates Mysteries

Definitely C.M. Punk

It’s him, he got recognized by a mom with her daughter. He’s being very nice answering her questions.

There is a fairly famous actor at this ORD bar and I’m not going to approach him because a) I don’t really do that and b) I’m still 1-2% sure it isn’t him and c) I did not watch the controversial final season of his show and did not hear good things about it

“We’ll meet here— At goofy clown face”

My kid really liked the pokemon commercial

Super Bowl LX

Do not use Bon Jovi if you are allergic to Bon Jovi

Who the fuck is Claude

Now pictured: the chili

Snacks are ready. Chili (not pictured) is also ready.

I was always surprised that the band Weezer from the 90s never sued this band for stealing their name and making such mediocre-to-lousy music with it for so long

My buddy and I were talking about this and he had Sturgill Simpson on his list, which I think would be great. He’ll do some classic country tunes and there will be a recurring gag about a singing fish named Sturgeon Simpson.

How is there so many athletes in alpine skiing

I'm sorry, one more Fall Out Goy

Panic! At the Dachau

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Very happy for Pat Spencer's fluffy hair tonight

Even as a Knicks agnostic that was some bullshit

I am considering a project about essential films of 1991 and so of course I am starting here

I am watching the 1991 classic film SAMURAI COP and I greatly admire that the theme playing over the opening credits sounds like it's from a Nintendo game www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbZ...

Is that a different Dos Equis guy or is he just older

The Orlando Magic either need more Germans or fewer Germans. I can’t tell.

Will always be grateful that The Muppet Show is on Disney+, but if you've never seen it on DVD you have never experienced the menu selection bits, like the one from season 2 with Animal and Rizzo. "Muppa Shaaaaaaa!!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozd1...

Sixers-Kings… good?

Hello Mr. Police Your Netflix account is for you and the people you live with I gave you all the clues to update your account

The Houston "Dunkstronaut" logo is incredibly cool and I want it on a t-shirt but my googling is coming up empty. I am going to keep at it though. So sick.

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

Ska-Punk Demon Hunters

Now that Survivor is celebrating its 50th season, let's all remember that first season that aired in 1976. This is back when the show was hosted by Sonny Bono and sponsored by Seagram's.

The excitement over TRAIN DREAMS reminded me of this dumb idea I had

PODCASTS: We put natural ad breaks in our videos! YOUTUBE: Fuck you, the ad goes mid-sentence. PODCASTS: But why would y-- BILLY BOB THORNTON: For years everyone thought Verizon had the best network.

lol I just sat on a company town hall an hour ago where our CEO said this exact thing and how Copilot made him a PowerPoint. Then we had some experts talk about how we should try using AI more at home. And then I see this.

Nothing at a fast food restaurant should cost more than $10. And no individual item should cost more than $5. Including tax. In fact, no tax on food nationwide.