Steve Rogers, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

Y'know, people (rightly) get angry at the purple category of Connections but I think the blue category has more than its share of being a sonofabitch

Look, I get it. Aaron Rodgers is at the 11th hour trying to get his team to the playoffs. I'm at the 11th hour ordering Popeye's on Grubhub. We're both in our 40s. So like again I'm just saying I get it.

In the pantheon of sandwiches, the banh mi might not be an obvious choice. But tonight I made this lemongrass chicken banh mi for the first time in years and I think it has a claim for best sandwich of all time.

Look, I know this year has been terrible for so so many reasons but if it could end with Ohio State getting bounced in the playoffs I will overall call this one a net positive

I usually share on here whenever I see a 5-star first time watch, and I didn’t do that when I saw One Battle After Another in the theater. But since I just watched it again on streaming, now is as good a time as any. boxd.it/cl4ijX

AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME CAUSE I DONT THINK THAT THEY’D UNDERSTAND

[Fleet Foxes voice] Ella’s McCay Oscar’s in play Nooooo longer

Who else’s home was visited by the mighty Trogdor the Burninator this year?

Kids are asleep, post Margot Kidder in Black Christmas

This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.

8yo currently losing his mind that the Orleans Bowl score is — you guessed it — 6 to 7…

I got a 650 on The Copenhagen Test and honestly it's a lot easier than people make it out to be. The answer is usually C.

This box score makes sense because defense is prohibited in Atlanta

Shoutout to that time* I decided to make breakfast tacos without realizing both my normal spatulas were in the currently running dishwasher so I had to make scrambled eggs with a silicone mixing spatula *It was this morning

Sorry, I’m a lifelong midwesterner and we just got our first Jack in the Box recently. American cheese on tacos…?

I've been seeing this video a few times and it's super impressive but also why is it better to use one piece of tape? Who cares? Is there a tape shortage? I say the more tape I use, the more I care. (Yes I have been wrapping all morning and no I am not good at it)

I'm just a smidge older than the lot of you

I don’t know why but I always want Sam Darnold to have an apostrophe in his name. D’Arnold. Now he’s sophisticated. He’s French. He’s a Musketeer.

When I’m in the middle of dinner and I remember something horrifying from my childhood

Maybe this bodes well for my IAGO: ORIGINS script

Just had a lengthy discussion with the 8yo about the ramifications of if the gifts given in "The 12 Days of Christmas" compound with each day; i.e, if by the end of the 12 days you have 12 partridges in pear trees. "What am I supposed to do with all these people? Do I have to pay them?"

Not the point but why “herds” and not “packs” here? Packs even works because the snow is packed…

I say we save it for 2003 just to be safe

Fuck it I'm drinking bourbon and watching Spinal Tap tonight. Fuck this shit.

A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)

SOLVE ALL MURDERS: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2027)

Taking my son to downtown Chicago for a fun Christmas activity today, so of course my mom is picturing this

Mike Wazowski has suffered a torn Achilles. Devastating season ending injury. Tough one to watch.

HO. LEE. SHIT.

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (complimentary)

Picking Indiana 80-3. LOCK IT IN, FANDUEL

"Be the first to watch Tron: Ares at home" I don't think they really need those last 2 words

I have the Kelly Clarkson Christmas song in my head and I do not know the words to it, so I just caught myself singing "This year, da-da da-da-da-da, the Bronx is up and the Battery's down..."

I don't know why we're forced to deal with dryers that can apparently just decide our clothes are "dry enough"

Safe-ty! Safe-ty! Safe-ty!

Chelsea is losing, huh? I guess that’s why they’re not the one called Leeds.

I heard Lane Kiffin is about to announce his Panda Express order any moment now

In which leftover turkey becomes soup

Does Kon Knueppel call his uncle Kole Knueppel “Cool Uncle Kole Knueppel?”

Hey, I dropped out of this school! And also this is like 2 miles away from me. Yeah it’s snowing today.

Lol "The ruling on the field is upheld. First down." ".....How?"

11? She more like 33

Season 4 of stranger things was 3 goddamn years ago I don't remember anything about it except Kate Bush and Metallica. Let's watch these stupid fuckin kids who are now old.

So glad Clickhole is back

Longing once again for the days where a guy like this could be a legit rock star

You mean to tell me a ham made this net?

It’s time