can't believe I have to wait 5 months for The Knave and the Moon 😭

🚨Swifties!!🚨 do not buy Elizabeth Taylor at resale right now! record stores are putting extra stock up this weekend. you can buy Fortnight for $20 RIGHT NOW. don’t give in!!!

it's so cold 😭 my body feels like it will never be warm again

sidewalk temporarily worms

me, upon finishing The Knight and the Moth:

dry shampoo makes my scalp so incredibly itchy that I want to die. like that old folk tale of "prank-itching-powder-on-the-hairbrush-so-strong-the-babysitter-scratches-her-brain-out" level. Idk how other people go longer than a day without washing their hair bc I'm not destined for that life 😭😭

fit check

I HOPE YOU SETTLE DOWN, I HOPE YOU MARRY RICH 🗣️ I HOPE YOU'RE SCARED OF ALL THE ORDINARY SHIT 🗣️ LIKE MURDERERS AND GHOSTS AND CANCER ON YOUR SKIN 🗣️ AND NOT YOUR SOUL, AND WHAT HE MIGHT DO WITH IT 🗣️

in self imposed time out (sitting on the toilet until I find the will to stay alive)

if you use any variation of the r word, you belong in a zoo. preferably in the tiger habitat. chained to a wild boar carcass. 😇

tornado sirens are so eerie 😵‍💫 stay safe all my midwest friends 🫶

they say bad things come in 3s but it's been like 7 so pls give me the good now

the "dirty" cream soda Mountain Dew is terrible btw

My package has finally been transferred to USPS for delivery (after 17 days) -- yall should've given it to my guy AJ to begin with, he never lets us down!

this weekend I - did shopping errands - assembled a raised garden bed - prepped the ground and installed hardware cloth - had a dinner date - broke down 1000 large branches - moved 300 pounds of soil - saw my mom & niece - cleaned - did laundry - planted potatoes - grocery shopped - groomed the dog

1. The Knight and The Moth - Rachel Gillig 2. Goldfinch - Raven Kennedy 3. In Her Own League - Liz Tomforde 4. Likely will be The Knight and The Moth once I finish 😆 Daisy Jones and The Six is currently my top rated!

wtf is going on at UPS that my package finally made it to my city two full weeks after the original estimated delivery date, only for them to still not be able to provide an updated date?? shit I'll go pick it up myself at this point.

it's about to get so freakin homegrown over here

me + a video game I love 🥰

while our house is being filled with noxious insulation fumes, do we: a. go to Chicago to get the strawberries & cream Dr Pepper shake at JITB b. Go to Detroit to take advantage of the free ewaste recycling day d. go up north for the lake views & cheese soup or c. stay in town to save 💸

when taylor swift said "oh, i don't wanna grow up, wish i'd never grown up" i really felt that

idk what 17 year old Molly was going through on this day, but I made my Facebook status "you're a redneck heartbreak who's really good at lying" 😆

snow at 9am, 60° at 5pm

For those playing appliance repair bingo at home, we got a "I've never heard one make that sound before" and also a "We've been in business 7 years and have never needed to order that part!"

I know there's like... a lot going on rn, but I would also appreciate if our refrigerator repair isn't $1000 so sending up a quick t&p about that 🙏

My mental health is teetering on a tight wire between my eyeballs and I NEED TUESDAY TO BE KIND TO ME PLEASE

@scholten.house.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov hey are you three cowards going to do anything?

the mi coach gives me a real "alien in a skin suit" vibe. I will not be taking any questions.

lemons acquired 🍋

in the overwhelm of easter shoppers, I forgot to get lemons at the store and I really want to make homemade lemonade. do I wait until late and go back, or do I pay someone to DoorDash them to me? 😆😭😭

I'm finally starting the last book in the Plated Prisoner series and it was a bad choice to be listening to during dinner

you can't sit with us

the concept of a bloody mary is just so disgusting to me 😖 y'all will never convince me that it's good

DJ Asher Fresh is busy mixing the song of the summer btw

does anyone wanna buy me this for my birthday? 🥺👉👈 it's only $400 😅

A graph of my patience today: 📉

Forget Bryon Noem. The spouse-of-a-Trump-Cabinet-Secretary you should pay attention to is Vince McMahon, who is currently being sued for sex trafficking and sexual assault. His accuser, Janel Grant, has filed a declaration with truly horrifying details. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.

Hello, Mr. Noah, my sweet folksy New England king. I am going to need all of those patches you are using for track name reveals. They are adorable and I may die if I don’t get my dirty paws on them. Gimme gimme pls and thank u.

This is really important. Don't fall for and repeat the Alliance Defending Freedom's framing.

fyi it's working and cold but it still didn't fix the issue we're having where it makes an insane screaming noise every 10-15 minutes so it was a waste of $175 and 2.5 hours 😭

we just attempted a repair on our refrigerator after visiting the school of YouTube, and it's finally plugged back in. fingers crossed it actually cools back down and doesn't leak water all over 😅

wanted to have a relaxing morning sewing before work but I accidentally wound 100ft of thread under the bobbin instead of onto it and honestly that tracks

it feels cruel that my period started on april fools day btw

@kleshreen.bsky.social: *describing the celebrity mashup image to me from across the room* Uhh, this guy has a square jaw and kinda messy gray hair. But he looks kinda young for having gray hair. Me: Is he tan? Kyle: Kinda tan, kinda not? Me: Is it Oscar Isaac? chat it was Oscar Isaac 😎

this is what a power line pole in my city has looked like for at least.. 8 months? I'm getting nervous any time I have to stop at this intersection tbh 😆

rep of the month for the second time in 3 months hell yeah

One thing about me is I'm gonna walk the dog dressed like Adam Sandler with no shame. If I ever go missing, the neighbors' ring camera footage of my last sightings will be something to behold.

The koalas are coming along and looking quite cute if you just ignore all the spots that I kinda messed up ok

might fuck around and have ice cream for breakfast idk