Michigan basketball seems scary good so far this year and I'm getting too excited.

My boss at work is making me take off December 22nd/23rd/24th and December 31st so I don't lose 32 hours of earned vacation time at the end of the year. And that's nice, but also I know that the 29th and 30th are going to be BRUTAL because nobody is going to cover me the 22nd-24th lol.

I love so much that Matt Stafford is gonna be a first-ballot HOF'er.

Hell yea, Lions. Thank you for saving that abhorrent game.

This is gonna come down to a 2-point conversion for the Giants, isn't it

I'm so tired of Brian Branch.

Like I'm at the point where I kind of want an investigation in to if Amon-Ra has a DraftKings account.

Literally what the hell is going on with the Lions, man

Amon-Ra has been absolute dogwater since the moment he did the Trump dance. Same thing that happened to the Tigers when they did it.

Gosh, please let this man win our senate seat.

My wife is the prettiest. Would hate to be you people who aren't married to her.

oh, goddamn. my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 💕 folklore sweater got snubbed in the drop frenzy but I love her sm🫶 a better match to my personal style than cardigans, but I’m so happy to see everyone that got to snag their iso cardis today!!

hi my name is molly and my hand hurts

You guys wanna hear something crazy? Tim Hardaway Jr. is 25th in career 3-pointers in NBA history.

I don't think I've ever said this about any game show before - but I'm supremely confident I would finish at least top five in 99 To Beat.

The general vibes of our Christmas decorating.

Christmas is officially here now that Pickolas Cage is on the tree.

The body language of every Lions offensive player is just garbage. They all look dejected and defeated.

Goff has been bad, and Amon-Ra has been bad, and Jamo has been bad. Not a great combination. Gibbs is the only guy on offense who has shown up tonight.

I'm so tired of Jameson Williams constantly getting celebration penalties, man. You know your kicker can't kick a 48 yard field goal, what the hell are you doing you idiot?

Lions, bruh.

It's kinda crazy how much insanely better Kelvin Sheppard is than Aaron Glenn was for this defense.

You're missing both of your guards, your center is one of the worst in the league, and your opponent's DT's are maybe the best position group in all of football. So your 4th and 1 play is a dive right up the center's ass? Alright.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Early returns for the Lions are not looking great. The defense is playing well, but offensively, the OL has gotten absolutely dominated on every play so far.

Uhhhhhh this isn't going well for the Lions.

Aidan Hutchinson just put Lane Johnson in Hurts' lap. Holy cow.

LET'S GO LIONS

I would trade five 1st round picks for Myles Garrett.

I've watched Kaleb Johnson play two snaps this year. One was a fumble, and the other, just now, was a facemask penalty on him while on offense.

Way to battle, Michigan basketball!

Michigan basketball plz wut r u doin

This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)

I don't think if I've ever sworn on here. But I just wanted to give a hearty fuck you to @schumer.senate.gov @chuckschumer.com. You useless sack of spineless shit. Go away. Nobody wants you around. Go retire with Nancy and let people actually show they give a shit.

Yet still not as irrational as being religious.

Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.

I've never went from being thrilled a player is on my team to being disgusted a player is on my team so fast as I just did with Amon-Ra. I hope that man drops every pass ever thrown to him going forward. Go take a long walk off a short pier, guy.

I hope that drop by ARSB doesn't impact anything. It feels like every game he has a drop in, the Lions end up losing lol. Let's get Sewell back in and roll these fools.

Jake Bates is having to make a tackle like every week, which isn't ideal lol.

So it's yet ANOTHER week in the NFL where we have no idea which teams are actually good or not.

Someone's gotta get Bijan out of Atlanta, man.

Is anyone going to mention how Trump's dumb ballroom is definitely going to have to be bulldozed, because it's very obviously going to be packed full of recording devices by our enemies during this construction?

Every masked ICE person five years ago screamed themselves raw about how they couldn't breathe in the masks to keep people safe. Masks to harm people, meanwhile, they can breathe through very well. Must be some kind of new invention, a hate fabric.

Guys the Baja Blast Pie is so good when you get to the bites with the whipped cream.

The sad part is, even though this administration very clearly just wants poor people to go away and die, about 35% of the country is actively rooting for that to happen and enjoys it.

That is one of the clearest messages from tonight to the Dems as a whole. Fight. Fight back. Stop capitulating to the GOP. Stop going along with their narratives. Stop listening to out of touch, corporate, GOP-adjacent consultants who think they know what voters want. People will rally behind you.

millennials and zoomers have increasingly grown up with muslims. to us, they're just our neighbors, like anyone else on the street. they're just americans. meanwhile we have people who should've retired a decade ago talking about our neighbors like they're terrorists. i'm sick of it

lmao, Van Jones out here already jumping on the "Zohran missed a chance to unify" nonsense lmaooooooooooo

tick tock!