I'm watching this Tigers/Mariners game wanting to throw up from stress, while also prepping for a colonoscopy, so it could be a messy time in the bathroom the next two days.

I can no longer just passively be humming I Want You Back by the Jackson 5 because now people might think I'm humming about Travis Kelce's giant 🍆

🚨ON TO THE ALDS!🚨 The Tigers ELIMINATE the Guardians in Game 3 to ADVANCE to the ALDS against the Mariners. #Tigers | #RepDetroit

Happy bday @wreckmyplansthatsmyamanda.swifties.social!

Taylordle 654 Hard Mode: 1/8 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.Taylordle.xyz GUYS! The leadoff song was the answer today! lol

Personally, I don't want farmers to get a single penny of my taxes for a bailout. I voted to protect your farm and you voted to destroy it. It is not my job to save you from your own stupidity. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

The sad part is that they'll get away with it and face no repercussions, because there's not a democrat out there who will promise to do the same to the right if they are elected president. They're just going to pretend it never happened.

The Lions running plays out of the Maryland-I formation for the first time all year, in Maryland, is such a Dan Campbell football guy thing to do.

We are governed by complete lunatic freaks. They're psychotic people who mean you, me, and our loved ones harm. They and anyone who supports them are clear and present dangers to American society. bsky.app/profile/apne...

it feels like there’s this big blaring red siren saying “they’re gonna do a trans genocide” and libs are seeing signs of it like censorship and health care changes and violent attacks but not connecting a single solitary dot

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Not gonna lie, Travis has gotta retire if he's gonna keep giving the same kind of effort on his routes as he's been giving so far this year. He looks disinterested every time the ball comes anywhere in his general direction.

The 2025 Tigers are going to go down as the most depressing team Detroit sports has had since the 0-16 Lions. It's somehow worse to have one of the best records in the sport for 100 games and then collapse and miss the playoffs entirely than to just go 43-119 like they did in 2003.

Y'all, the raspberry cookies from IKEA are so good.

We are living in insane times, brought about by decades of obsequiousness to the worst people, with the worst intentions, who act in bad faith, and constantly lie through their teeth to bilk the public, enrich themselves, and shit on the rest of us while laughing along the way.

@wreckmyplansthatsmyamanda.swifties.social Wow what a great first game of the season for the Lions!

Can Isaac TeSlaa make any catches that AREN'T highlights?

The 49ers gonna be so mad that they go pick up Justin Tucker.

Someone who is better at football than me needs to explain to me why Hutchinson lines up SO FAR outside that it's impossible for him to get to the QB, even if nobody even blocked him.

How is Canelo Alvarez only 35 it feels like he's been headlining since I was in college in 2005 lol

@david-mayo.bsky.social Can I get a tag when Canelo/Crawford start coming out? I need to watch CFB until then. lol

Georgia Tech! What a kick!

Wait, did all my fellow Swifties just clown all on their own with literally zero "hints" given for something happening, and are now blaming Taylor for nothing happening lol

I think I'm gonna watch the Marlins broadcast this weekend (as a Tigers fan) so I can hear Rod Allen and @jeremytache.bsky.social lol

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Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

I'm coping.

I don't wanna go back to being a negative nelly with the Lions, but based on how they performed today, and depending on how the Bears do tomorrow, I only see between 1 and 3 wins on the Lions schedule the rest of the year lol.

Getting ready for #3 Grand Valley State vs Black Hills in about an hour.

At least I haven't heard Donovan Ezeiruaku's name said tonight, after I banged the table so hard for the Lions to draft him lol

I traded AJ Brown and Travis Etienne for Derrick Henry and Travis Kelce just yesterday, and I'm grinning ear to ear while watching this game now.

Oh snap, the Tigers might actually get a second useful arm out of the trade deadline maybe lol

I'm happy with mine.

In hindsight, it's crazy that people thought Bill Belichick would be a good college head coach. His gruff attitude is never going to have good results with 18-20 year old players. And, in many ways, his style of football is outdated at this point.

Are all of Corso's predictions today going to end up being right, including the LSU national championship?

I regret to inform you we did not win the Powerball drawing, so I can not bestow riches upon my followers.

If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you

Michigan, water you doing bb

Uh oh. Beware. The Michigan Wolverines have a QB who can throw a forward pass again!

@wreckmyplansthatsmyamanda.swifties.social the Tigers can't hurt us tonight.

@detroitfootball.net please give us the news that Kennelly is back lol

I'm sad about Tim Patrick. That dude was the ultimate team player wide receiver. Excellent effort, great blocker. And he seemed genuinely excited to play in Detroit, which isn't a very common thing.

Just absolute braindead performances from every level of the Tigers today. The most annoying loss of the entire year.

My voting location for my adult life in this city, in an area that is GROWING, noting distance of voting location from my home. 2014-2018: 0.5 miles 2019-2023: 0.6 miles 2023-2024: 1.0 miles 2025-????: 2.5 miles Cool. Cool.

Just watched Weapons. Uh. What.

Thank god weirdo womanizer and stalker rylie is outta this house. Good riddance, creep. #bb27