Mustard. Tea. Coffee.

Do you think if I donate 5 dollars to Texas Tech with a request that they go get Bryce Underwood, they'll free me from the prison that is Bryce Underwood?

Hey @booker.senate.gov @govwesmoore.bsky.social @colorado.gov what the fuck is wrong with you guys

idk, kinda feels like the same issue with him playing college football would still be there for the idea of him playing professional football lol.

5% is not a margin too big to rig. Republicans are going to steal the elections.

Why is nobody suing that person for slander?

Whenever a comedian says "I don't talk about politics," assume they're conservative until proven otherwise. www.thedailybeast.com/emmy-nominat...

Did you know in other countries you don’t see ads for pharma drugs? Why? Because they’re not for profit. When you’re sick and go to the doctor, they prescribe what you need, and it’s paid for. We could have that. Instead, we get cage matches on the White House lawn from transphobic sacks of garbage.

I dunno, man. I find it hard to believe even a racist idiot is dumb enough to do this in plain sight on the most-viewed TV event in the galaxy. I would prefer to believe this is one of the funniest instances of a circle game reference of all time, instead.

More like Kevin MVPGonigle

America sucks, y'all.

started >>> going

Every allegation by republicans is an admission of their own guilt. Every time. Any time you see ANY republican say a democrat is doing something nefarious, it is 100% guaranteed that that republican is doing that exact thing. That's where they got the whole idea lol.

Obama paid 1.7 billion to Iran and that was supposedly bad but if I read this correctly Trump has agreed to pay Iran over 300 billion dollars lol

Some guy at pub trivia tonight claimed our team was cheating because we got the final question right. We literally didn't know the answer and just guessed based on the context clues in the question. Sucks to suck, my guy. Maybe learn how to read.

lol the Knicks lost one game in the last 8 weeks of the playoffs and it was the Trump game

After long and careful consideration I’m locking in my vote for Taylor Swift/Hunter Biden 2028

I'm starting to worry about pears. I've had two pears for almost a month now in our fruit drawer. I was letting them sit there, waiting for them to get soft. They never did. It's like they didn't age a single minute.

Happy Tarik Skubal day to all those who celebrate.

People visiting Jurassic Park:

We should have Americanized the World Cup and had half of the games being played on the same day like March Madness. Have an octo-box channel. Maybe 8 games on the screen at once would make soccer exciting.

Look at this poor guy who has obviously never been given anything fun in his life.

I wish America was as democratic as South Korea.

All fun and games until little Johnny and his dirt bike fall through the skylight on to someone's head.

I can't say what needs to happen.

Why is every company in the world so bad at literally everything they do? Is there a single competent corporation out there? In anything?

Bryce doing the biggest bag fumble of all time. Dude doesn't even think Trinity likes him even though she tells everyone, including him, how much she likes him lmao. #LoveIsland

Why are we propping up the broadcasting company that has been forcing its local TV anchors to spread fascist propaganda and spew hatred all across broadcast TV for a decade now lol

This is gonna cost like a thousand dollars to get out, isn't it lol

My 2025 Equinox center console has been scratching my fingers up for a year now, without any kind of plating coming of! Get on GM's level, Ford!

We literally can't have a single good thing in this world. This is exhausting.

An inconsistent, declining, veteran defenseman who isn't very good on defense? If there's ever been a Red Wing, this is it.

Fine, I'll do it. But they're gonna find my incredible sports takes online while also finding out my Swiftiedom and questionable things I've said about both republicans and democrats. Maybe I really am a uniter.

I need an iso view of Taylor's reaction on the tip-in and the end of the game.

I dunno, but Donald Trump was at game 3 and Taylor Swift was at game 4, and the Knicks won game 4. So you tell me.

It feels like a fireable offense that you have a 7'4" alien out contesting a 28-foot shot when you absolutely need the rebound to save your season lol.

Milwaukee Brewers traded RHP Jacob Waguespack to Detroit Tigers.

Great. This means food companies are now going to start investing to make GLP-1's illegal, despite their overwhelming positive influences for health overall.

what a wonderful week to be a swiftie youtu.be/60ZUS6l13a4?...

I fear the Lions will forever regret not making him their Assistant HC & OC this off-season.

The only thing I ever remember about Steve Trachsel is that he gave up Mark McGwire's 62nd home run in 1998.

This is the kind of stuff that needs to happen more these days. The "send in the UPC with 2 bucks and get this thing" stuff. This kind of stuff was awesome as a child. This is how we get kids off the tablets. Send them a Hot Wheels with a UPC code, an envelope, and a stamp.

I feel like the issue nobody comes to terms with in these polls is that when you see Republicans disapproving of Trump's job performance at 18%, and 45-64 year olds at 53%, and Men at 57%, they're for entirely different reasons than dems/young/women. The former are mad Trump isn't doing WORSE.

“Did wokeness go too far?” we ask as we are governed by a man who has been explicit for years that he regards women and Black people as inherently inferior

jesse owens got into Germany in the 30s to compete. just something im thinking about at the moment.

I would really love for a campaigning Dem to say "I think the 'question' of whether transgender people deserve healthcare is a non-issue Republicans trot out to distract from their own repeatedly demonstrated position that raping children is fine if you're rich and connected."

Melanie seems like the absolute worst person of all time. #LoveIslandUSA

I walked 18 miles (per my Google maps timeline) in Chicago on Saturday as part of Pokemon Go Fest, and my calf muscles both feel like they're bricks, and my right hip feels like it's been hit by a car. Maybe I'm getting too old for this lol. Or I'm just too fat. But I'm gonna ignore that option.

If the NCAA can't suspend players for gambling on their own teams, then it should now be required for all college and professional athletes to bet on their own teams to win, every single game. This will fix tanking in the pros, and it will fix sitting out in college. Bam. Lemonade from lemons.

Good god this is a crazy interview. Listen as Scott Pelley describes how Bari Weiss wanted journalists at CBS to cover the killing of Renee Good in Minnesota. This is why we can’t have oligarchs running our news outlets, this is absolutely devastating.