When I was growing up we had these wooden yard sticks that were super old and we didn't use them a lot but when we needed them they were super useful. Do people have yard sticks like that any more?

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A negroni with Aperol instead of Campari. Is this anything???

*plays balatro* man i wish poker was real 🃏

Big thanks to everyone who came out to support us at Too Many Games this weekend!

No matter how busy you are at a convention never eat Wendy's twice in one weekend

I played through the demo of this twice today, I can't wait for the release!

Please go play the April Grove demo, I beg #SteamNextFest #gamedev

I didn't know people were actually drinking BuzzBallz on the regular. I thought they were like bodega dick pills where you only bought them if you were ready to risk death.

Been venturing into private catering. It's been a blast so far.

Kitchen hot take: these brooms are way better at cleaning than plastic brooms.

How to opt out of airport facial recognition … to the tune of Solidarity Forever?

please don't leave me Comfey 😭

It is 7 AM and still dark outside? Where is this daylight we are saving? I have been saved of nothing.

Ah yes, Daylight Savings Time. Also known as my Seasonal Depression Era

I'm not saying that the only times in my life that I've had to struggle for money and live paycheck to paycheck are when I worked for mega corporations. But I will say that I haven't been worrying about money since I left Target and started working for local businesses.

Finished reading a 1700+ page book in just about a month. I literally want to do nothing but keep reading

if Balatro was real gambling we’d be cooked

Low key wish sam's club had corn dogs in their cafe

Balatro's easy if you play your cards right

Just found out Brach's rhymes with Rocks and not Racks and now I need to lie down

You should go for it

If I'm doing good in Balatro I'm doing good in life

for sale: baby heelies worn once

You know what would be so healing for the country right now? A major Balatro update.

Do I like fried fish or do I just use them as a vehicle to get tartar sauce into my mouth?

The Balatro icon on my desktop calling to me like the Green Goblin mask while I'm trying to do work

Don't know how to put this into words but like. "Banning tiktok feels like sliding closer to fascism" and "people should limit the time they spend on tiktok because it's absolutely terrible for you" can both be true at the same time

SPONGEBOB NO!!! NO THE SPIRAL!!! NO!

no actually it is OK to look a gift horse in the mouth. like what if the person gifting you the horse is evil?

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her

Hot Food Take of the Day: Crinkle cut fries are worse than straight cut fries, but wavy cut chips are better than normal chips

Yeah I'm into dilfs Damn I Love Fishing in video games

Starting 2025 off strong with buying a bunch of Pokemon cards

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

Revisiting this to say I finished reading another book last night, so I am still counting it for finished in 2024 since that's when I started it. I read a 1700 page book in less than a month, breaking my previous record.

My goal for 2025 is to drink even more coffee

Okay so I got Balatro and guess what I spent 10 hours playing it

I haven't played Balatro because I know once I start it I won't do anything else for the rest of my life

Question: How does everyone keep water from getting into their shower scotch?

Had my last day in retail hell today. I literally feel lighter as I float towards a future that looks bright.

I know people still get up in arms about Chipotle and similar places being stingy with ingredients, but lets be realistic about the capacity of a tortilla.

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

Christmas Dinner for the family! Filet mignon with bourbon cream sauce, deviled lobster tail, polenta, and a Brussels sprouts salad with bacon vinaigrette.

Lifehack: take Imodium while visiting your family over the holidays so you don't have to use the bathroom without your bidet

somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription