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Misgendered! at the Mario Party

my recent year in the tiktok creator rewards program; it definitely feels like it's gone to shit since the oracle deal and i do not get paid any where near enough to deal with the comments i have to delete

The Matrix was right: the future *is* really full of screens streaming terminal text no one is reading

the thing about working in the fire alarm factory is that it's really hard to when things are actually on fire

i knew the moment i saw this that every year he was still alive was a year that we failed to have a healthy society. because a healthy society would not allow him to continue doing what he's doing.

why have i not been using @farttown.com as my handle this entire time

i remember seeing this in 1999 and thinking the idea of robots having religion was ridiculous

can't let my pokémon in champions see the luxury mansions i'm building for the pokémon in pokopia

they're retconning trans gallade 😢 🏳️‍⚧️ #PokémonChampions

hope y'all are ready for some american football for the next 15,750 years

i love all 5000 of my children equally

This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with Gal Gadot singing "Imagine".

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

are the legendaries supposed to be hard to find? #pokopia

pokopia is ruining my life. do not buy it. it will consume you entirely. they should regulate this game. it should not be sold to children.

may have invented a death note. will need to run some tests. you'll hear about it if it works

ok internet i'm going to disappear for a couple weeks but when i come back i can show you all the luxury apartment buildings and rail network i'll have built for my pokémon

who edited this episode and did they want Mari to divorce Ryan

game of the year is a pokémon game where you play as a ditto and get consent from pokémon to join your party

reality patch notes: - you are now able to normalize unrealistic beauty standards for birds

me all week

pokemon: @tobyfox.undertale.com, will you compose music for our pokemon game? TF: ok but only if you make me into a pokemon in the next one

adding clint as a marriage candidate in the Stardew 1.7 update is a win for men's rights activists they did not need

this is a thread about my replay of Golden Sun

hot take: i think she was justified every time. i don't know what her reasons were but i am on her side.

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

2020: "no, i don't want to wear a mask during this highly contagious viral pandemic" 2026: we've had 900 cases of measles in the US and it's february

today in "unsolicited messages from strangers"

i don't listen to songs sung by men i don't listen to music by cis men bc i don't respect them i don't listen to music by trans men because that shit's depressing as hell

fant4stic

Dune is about how you shouldn't move towns for a job

why aren't the economists giving us the numbers on how much of the GDP they think is from hoping people forget to cancel a subscription?

"as a niche internet microcelebrity, do you ever get people sliding into your DMs?" sorta

just found out one of my tiktoks is used in the intro to a youtube video about people not feeling "conventionally attractive" enough to post content, anyway how's your monday

still can't believe they gave her a metal gear

my therapist at the end of every session: feel free to reach out during the week if anything comes up and you need to talk my therapist, the one time i do that after being her client for almost 2 years: hey so it's actually my birthday today

is this like the last time mina the hollower got a release date and a demo

i am going to start a butlerian jihad now

rip 😢

when will someone write alternate history fiction but about the US winning the war on terror

"Mayor" is actually my gender, not my job

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

who pokemon should have gotten for the super bowl commercial @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

watching Madame Web again today. probably in triple digits for my rewatches. y'all don't know what you're missing.