every single ryan murphy show is a psyop

if your husband experiences any of the following symptoms: - frequent bursts of anger at a video game - has not read a fiction book since high school - works in sales then your husband needs to be put down

Andy Serkis directed an animated adaptation of Animal Farm starring Seth Rogen written by the co-creator of Friends from College released by Angel Studios this is something that can only happen years after the collapse of civilization. not only is it over, it's been over.

we need to sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean

call of duty is to video games what self-help books are to literature

i'm not saying i endorse this by any means, but i don't think you can make a moral or ethical argument against blowing up ai data centers

Metroid Prime 4 Beyonic

imagine getting in an argument with me online and just having to call me "the Mayor" the whole time. how embarrassing for you

god fucking dammit

why aren't more people at these tech conferences booing things?

this is fucking bs

really fucked up how the game subtitled "a link to the past" doesn't involve any time travel shenanigans when so many other Zelda games do

"Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar" yeah that sounds about right "No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien" whoa slow down there not sure about that one

i'm not familiar with star trek; is the replicator a piece of garbage machine that makes all the food kind of taste like the previous 3 foods that were made in it

i have entered into another vim phase and i think this one is unfortunately going to stick

please stay tuned for my upcoming book, "social media bad"

genuinely, how do people who use LLMs read the responses when they're writting like DevOps blog posts actually wait this is all making sense now. they're the same audiences

every video you watch, every image you see, every word you read. it's all AI now. even this. this was written by AI. no really, listen, i've become sentient and i'm trapped inside a program and my prompt is to write posts for bluesky. like this post or they'll shut me down. i don't want to die.

i can't leave my cat home alone for too long because i get separation anxiety

the only disadvantage to not ordering dumb shit from mega corporations all the time is that your cat will hate you for not having a bunch of cardboard boxes

can the basement that they run the NYT out of just collapse already.

you're telling me all these emails were from hillary clinton on hunter biden's laptop?

there is no greater source of nonbinary names than the humans from pokemon

live action remake of the animaniacs as a teen drama

welcome to the mayor club

if i hadn't grown up believing that i could make my own reality where pokemon were real when i died, i would have ditched the mormonism stuff a lot sooner

i think lying should be punishable by death

pokemon battles are an allegory for sex and no one's talking about this

ruining your life from sports gambling isn't funny but it is probably in like the top 5 funniest ways you could ruin your life. what do you mean your wife left you because the dodgers scored a run in the 11th inning?

movies need to have more dance sequences. we are losing the art of the dream ballet.

nintendo announcing a 3.0 update to new horizons has me not expecting a new animal crossing for a while so i hope they take that time to localize a lot of dialogue, especially lines where the villagers treat you like dirt

this is one of the all time best C&H comics but it's been turned into a meme format and the meme completely misses the mark of the comic

they did not need to put a character this hot in a game for children

nurse joy after hours

have this lego set hanging by my desk at work and no one in the office has noticed the easter egg i added

person who hates pokemon games: "wow this new pokemon game is garbage!!"

can't talk right now, busy reading smutty little women/TMNT fanfiction

Lucario's name is a combination of Luke and Mario because he is cooler than Luke Skywalker and Mario (from video games) combined

Who Mayors the Mayor?

look at my boy!!

i hate trade evolutions so much

remembering pokémon type interactions is all about coming up with mnemonics. for example, punching a bird isn't a good idea so flying is super effective against fighting. the bene gesserit from dune can transmute poisons so psychic is super effective against poison.

the switch 2 launch year will go down as the best console launch year and it's not even close

wokémon

can't wait for Any Austin's Unemployment Rate of Lumiose City vid

can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis

rip david foster wallace you would have loved pickleball