Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

Israel is a tiny country that absolutely has to obey the US and the idea that it has somehow tricked America into attacking Iran is both horribly antisemitic and, I have to say, a very foreseeable consequence of American liberals insisting the Gaza genocide was carried out over American objections

This youtube video was posted when susan collins broke her pledge and opted to run for a third term. That was 17 years ago. youtu.be/D8v-Mgrw0kI

Don’t look. Don’t touch. 🐍 ⚔️

This is an incredibly smart sentence.

The orange line on this graph is SIDS. Green is “unknown” and purple is suffocation in crib. Blue is all combined Science and safe sleep practices have made SIDS deaths PLUMMET in the past 30 years, this guy is off his fucking rocker. Source in comments

you ran for governor. you lost. now redistribute your goddamn wealth, tom!! you will not notice it’s gone!!

Holy shit. The government is conceding it willl pay some amount of fees to the Broadview Six. They are DESPERATE to stop further inquiry into the case. Never heard of such a thing.

Wild that only the USA has people that use psychiatric drugs.

Bland White Male sees no problem with forcing marginalized groups to show ID and expose their identity publicly in order to gain access to basic services. -News at 11

You could never make Ecto Cooler juice drink in today’s left-leaning cancel culture. You’re not allowed to be that edgy anymore.

www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026... Thoughts and prayers

It’s funny that this is a huge deal that the PM of Pakistan announced it, because everyone knows that DJT announcing it id entirely meaningless

Anyways here's pictures of fossil fuel extraction.

Stanford grads walk out of their commencement when Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

The USA is a one party state, and this will become completely overt in the next 8 years if we don’t have radical change immediately.

pass a meaningful U.S. internet privacy law and heavily regulate data brokers or shut the fuck up about your love of privacy and national security

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

There's a big crossover area. Fight Club is a Gen X movie while The Matrix is a crossover Xennial movie but 10 Things I Hate About You is a Millennial movie. All three came out in 1999.

Minorities throwing their full weight behind bigots and then figuring out that they aren’t part of the “in group” will never not be funny to me.

He’s running

California politics are truly, deeply, stupid

It will obviously be an AI avatar of some kind.

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

Lol

Whomst among us

These fucking non-white trump grifters will never realize that they cannot racism their way into a racists good graces

All other things aside, Chuck Schumer doesn’t look like he’ll be alive to see the end of the Trump regime

Absolute shit show, the governor sent in the state police and to everyone’s surprise they acted like cops

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

Graham Platner is running Kyrsten Sinema software on John Fetterman hardware

will they write an equivalent "James Talarico attacked Ken Paxton for releasing a child rapist, putting release of pedophiles front and center in the race" piece or do they only amplify GOP attacks for some reason?

Boomers were playing on easy with cheat codes and then patched in buffs and anti-cheat once they beat the game

That is almost exactly the amount that I paid Anthem last year, but it then denied *every* submitted claim. Every single one.

My contacts are telling me that the Lone Rangers(sic) did NOT actually ever sign on

amazing this is not a skit

Q: Be careful, James! That device is no mere phone. In addition to making calls it can also discreetly record conversations, take photos, and even tap to pay at contactless checkouts

Just 15 years ago Aaron Swartz died as a result of MIT's overzealous regard for the sanctity of their libraries. He'd be turning 40 this year.

Aaron Swartz was facing prison for something the LLM companies are investing trillions in (downloading other people's data) and educational instutions like MIT absolutely cannot wait to throw money at them while simultaneously reducing services and staff amid budget crises. grody

Don Lemon just shared that the DOJ filed for a search warrant and demanded the list of his paid YouTube subscribers. For now, the judge denied the request. When I was telling you why I got off Substack and moved ONEST to EU servers, I wasn’t kidding. Pay attention. Pls.

It’s just racism, folks, don’t get too excited

I guess Rage Against the Machine was already booked

Absolutely nothing is stopping John Cornyn, Tillis, Murkowski, & Paul from caucusing immediately with Democrats & giving them control of the Senate. The same is true of Thomas Massie & any 2 retiring GOP Reps in the House. It is a choice to continue caucusing with the authoritarian personality cult.

It’s wild to think about how this just isn’t nearly enough

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

I firmly believe that @beetlemoses.bsky.social channels the aura of Gary Larson/The Far Side (complimentary)

You gotta get those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket

Prosecutorial misconduct is nearly the norm, it almost always goes undetected and un-investigated because most defendants lack the money to expose it. I believe the presumption of regularity has never been warranted, and I think they're all a bit crooked, and that's what makes the system "work".