i hope everyone who jumped on the "we gotta prosecute women for rape too!" train feels as dumb today as they felt smug yesterday.

i missed the day; i've been checking for so long and fearing the worst as weeks stretched into months the world's a shit but, y'all, we're beating cancer one person at a time. First Pat, then Sam Neill.

"I am a chaser" i get it, ladies are hot, but there is a better path

high as balls deep

ever have a though that feels like a vurp in your mind?

Excel DS (Damn. Sucks.)

lol Tom Waits looking like Tom Waits and sounding like that is fucking hilarious tho sounds like James Earl Jones puppeting Shifty Shellshock mad respect to Tom tho, sounds like the weird shit i squeeze out of serum

i love insomnia. i make posts like this and wake up to little treats i don't remember making

DISC! at the drunko

Back To The Futuer > Encantment under The Sea pipeline is real wtf

grew up rich and married the daughter of the dude who built safeco stadium. lives on a raincloud in seatle no shit bruv glad to see you've done exactly four things since your six fig wedding. no wait three, DIL paid for the fourth prenup and six fig nup.

Dune films ranked 1. Lynch 2. Sci Fi network

LOL just lol

Pope: Trump bad! War Bad! Be nice! Pope: whatstein? whostein? child whatlestation? 🌚🌝

my sibling under the sun they are participants

i love vegans. but seriously, "VEGAN QUESO DIP" that's all i'm asking. I'm not trying to slip you cheese, please don't try to slip me non-cheese

"HOME MADE" "QUESO DIP" "MADE IN MEXICO"

can we stop pretending they're not complicit? like pretty please?

fuckerberg is trying to create the zuckerborg to run his company for him i'm sure it'll work out as good as his jarvis system remember how he pivoted to ai after video before pivoting to metaverse only to pivot back to ai (that someone else created and he just had his employees copy)

i love how an allegation of sexual assault will get the democrats to move heaven and earth against their own but nothing can get them to do more than talk about how someone should do something about the Epstein files or *waves at fucking EVE REE THIINNNNNNG*

shoutout to the 4d chess players who were very confidently wrong about the wage hikes for fast food workers in California

they're the best people in the worst time. ah fuck this hurts

no amount of money can change the future. but it can put the best tuna on the west coast in her while the rainbow bridge is gathering

America's debt: $39,000,000,000,000 USPS cost: $9,000,000,000 less than 0.001% it's not running out of money. it's getting old yellered

Sun Tzu, Art Of War: Lesson 1: destroy them with subterfuge or you'll get your ass kicked Lesson 2-final: motherfucker why wont you listen to Lesson 1?

Sam Altman repeatedly raped his 4 year old sister for years. I have zero doubts about her allegations. He built the sychophantic lying machine to escape his own humanity. But he can not. And will not. But he might burn us all down trying. Guess who is forced into therapy and pills?

frantically googling "can you have too many abs" after a ab roller session

licking boots but giving the side-eye so people know you're really, you know, like like actually licking the boots, just making sure you get a journalistically account of what the licked boots taste like for the boot licker's side of things

this is honestly such a good idea. just vibe code a social network where all the algorithms produce is nontent and you can just scroll endlessly through nothing with all your friends

@tyranny.sparklenoise.com local pickup only from most of the state away 😭 i'm so mad

when it was suggested that Brian Cox try method acting for his role in Succession, he said "Fuck off. I'm Brian Cox."

Sushi Glory Hole

"i deserve to be treated better"

post an ragebait that has you like swordes_cirkel.jpeg

I might get dogpiled for my opinion, but

starting a bot rap group call the WuTang Clan(kers)

walking into the orgy and saying "hole-y fuck" and and being shown the door

J. D. Vance is a pedo too. You know he didn't fuck a La-Z-Man, he fucked a La-Z-Boy

if you take away birthright citizenship, all american's descended from slaves lose their citizenship - the SCOTUS Dread Scott decision would be the previous law of the land that the 14th superceded. Attack on the 14th is also attack on provision 4 of the 14th. What is provision four?

today i asked an AI about a weather system I've been implementing. the weather system was written by a defense contractor pages and pages of the most coherently incorrect instructions starting from made up assumptions. they can't say "i don't know" they just generate

John Romero's been in a personal video games crash since he got fired from id 30 years ago but I'm gonna be the bad guy for pointing out that he hasn't been successful since then and why would now be any different?

cool and for the past week my iphone has been secretly surveilling me with live photos. live photos are off. they're still off. they've always been off. i found out by accident when I texted a friend. THEY DON'T TURN ON THE ACTIVE MICROPHONE INDICATOR BUT THEY RECORD SOUND ANYWAY

oh freyja my baby. my little sweetie. i don't think you're going to see april and it hurts so bad

we caged the sky with the angular shapes of transportation and communication; not without it's beauty but commerce and industry has stolen the heavens from our nighttime eyes and our labor has built the cage

artists should get paid you're paying less than $1 per hour of enjoyment people will gladly spend $1000 on free games like fortnight. y'all are just hypocrites

sorry, she pivoted from "middle of the country" to "middle class" 😒 i didn't know who she was before this but i know what kind of person she is without needing any more words

“When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole” —Nick Offerman, his response to people bitching about his character being gay in The Last of Us.

this is awesome and simultaneously a slap in the face authors' consent was allowed to be violated and their lifetime's work has been stolen for a pittance for billionaires to become trillionaires while AI becomes the war machine Anthropic's only objection to war AI was who pulls the trigger

Ppl will denigrate speaking out online saying ‘posting isn’t doing anything’ & also be like ‘4chan started our current Hitlerworld’ & ‘gamer gate farmed Nazis’ & I’m just asking for consistency Any playground where thoughts are exchanged matters that’s why the fascists heavily monitor them all now

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE Hiroshima 1945, Gaza 2026