This prank show we’re all accidentally part of just gets more ludicrous by the day.

The time has come for autumnal/Halloween #doodling spam aka orange stuff. #art #orange #autumn

So isses ✅️

My mum’s top text message subject matter is celebrity death announcements. Half the time I have no idea who she’s talking about, but she seems to enjoy letting me know.

It's my birthday today! Or as they say in Dutch: I'M YEARY! 🥳

Get a Springer spaniel they said. It'll be fine they said

The time has come for autumnal/Halloween #doodling spam aka orange stuff. #art #orange #autumn

It has taken me until my fourth decade of life on this planet to question and find out what the rigate part of pasta names means. Big day for me.

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

I seem to have become addicted to samphire since learning of its existence during the summer. The family is already getting fed up of me using it 😂

Hello! 🦞

My latest #pastel work is coming along nicely at #art class 🎨

Saw some nice #mushrooms on our walk today 🍄

My latest #pastel work is coming along nicely at #art class 🎨

9yo: "Mummy, Amira and Olivia say you're really pretty and nice and funny and then Amira tried to draw a picture of you but she said she didn't do a very good job so she drew me a burger and chips instead." Taking that as a win 🥹

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

I was making a pie and daughter decided she wanted a lattice crust.

The tradition at the local fête foraine is to have "croustillants hollandais" aka oliebollen 😋

I’d actually really like to be reincarnated as a mushroom.

#Mushrooms at the Domaine de Dampierre-en-Yvelines 🍄

A relaxing Sunday at Dampierre-en-Yvelines 🥰

Her husband gets a mention before we learn her name…

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Littlest is nine today! Just finished decorating her cake. Hope she likes it 🥰

#BlueskyArtShow #TheRoad

Daughter has taken to stealing my phone to take unflattering photos of me

I FLY!

'Art demands persistent work, work in spite of everything, and unceasing observation.' - Vincent Van Gogh. "Dog at the vet's (with toupee)" - oil on board, 2025.

Art class done. Pineau in hand. Mafé cooking. Weekending may commence.

All of us in France watching people in the UK losing their shit about the proposed ID card.

It's #mushroom season again! And my #art class starts again this afternoon 🥰

The year I was born, 1990, was the year when tens of thousands of girls were aborted for no other reason than being girls. This is the story of the Year of the White Horse.

Cute little #mushrooms on this morning's walk. A teeny coral fungus with some other mushrooms and a teeny shaggy mane, among others 🍄

La chasse begins today so all my favourite walks are now off limits 😫

The buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) has mastered a very particular kind of camouflage. When they close their wings up, they resemble a broken twig. Native to large parts of Europe, there's regional pattern variation that reflects the local tree species. This one best resembles birch twigs?

11yo just as he's getting into bed: by the way, a bird pooed on my head this morning on the way to school. I wiped it off on my coat.

My wife just told me about a thing where people are colouring in England flags to make them look like slices of Battenberg cake, how marvellous

Mushrooms!!

#Home is several places to me now. This is a folly in a country park where I grew up in the UK. #BlueSkyArtShow

#Home is several places to me now. This is a medieval structure in the town where I live. #BlueSkyArtShow

#Home is several places to me now. This is a favourite walk near my house. #BlueSkyArtShow

#Home is several places to me now. This is the first painting I did of a favourite walk near my house. #BlueSkyArtShow

Linguistics

International media really making me feel like I should have heard of this guy before now.

Tennessee Williams died in 1983, so he was alive at the same time as Venus and Serena - the other tennis-y Williams

Why so sad, rucksack?

Spinning the batteries in the remote control like I'm performing battery CPR.

Me to friend: I’ve done no work today yet I feel EXHAUSTED. Then I thought: I dropped 11yo at school, washed car, did grocery shopping, bought clothes for 11yo, made lunch for 3, did laundry, applied for a freelance job, took kids swimming, made dinner. Funny how this feels like it doesn’t count.