“Wah wah wah!” screech Reform. Spitting blame and resentment. Come on voters… don’t judge them on how they are when things are going their way. Judge them on how they cope with adversity. They have a wild and monstrous tantrum. Now, imagine that running the country. Unthinkable.

Can't wait for nobody to learn anything from this except 'maybe if we insult traditional labour voters who are switching to green EVEN MORE, they'll know their place this time'

This.

Blocking a lot of bizarre, dim or just plain bonkers US accounts. There's a certain satisfaction in quietly shutting them down.

Oh no - Polanslki and fluffy sidelick dominating TV this morning. I just wanted to catch up on news dammit ! Utterly vapid!😬🫥😖

My idea of heaven.

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Loathe the careless use of 'nazi' whuch has crawled back into careless use recently. Wish the users bothered ti find out where it came from & what it really meant! 🫩🫤😕

So, Matt Goodwin cheated, he had a Nazi-sympathising campaign manager, a team of racist campaigners aligned to far right hate groups and he himself was accused of sexual harassment by a colleague at GBNews. Please god don’t inflict this foul piece of shit on the rest of us, #GortonandDenton

Always so brilliant - and so funny.

Hideously brilliant , as ever.

Never seen clouds like this before. They don't even look real. West Sussex this morning.

Glorious day down here in Sussex. Everyone out strolling, or just sitting.

This - every word of it. A huge and staggeringly stupid mistake.

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Idly wondering how long El Trumpet has got. It gets more ridiculous by the day. Utter farce. Away with the fairies ...

Labour delivering very good economic news this week alongside some big news for Wales and SEND education. Also new tech for illegal waste is already delivering with multiple arrests. A special call out to Rachel Reeves this week. 👏👏👏👏

Anyone else bored rigid with the Andrrew shenanigans. I want real news please, not an houtly update on a spoilt brat.

Gosh Jenrick is shockingly bad at speaking from the old podium. Sounds like a pevish accounts clerk. Boith dull AND patronising. So very forgettable. Poor love.

Wish Labour would get some media training for their key people. Not everyone can hande talking to camera, even if they are really very clever.

Reform Ltd unveils its 'shadow cabinet'.

LibDems - not everyone can handle TV interviews. Expert is not enough. Do yourselves a favour. Get some training! 'Terriffied rabbit ' is not convincing!

A fantastic eye for a great shot.

So clever.

Nice round number for inflation. Down to 3% from 3.4%. Well done Rachel Reeves

I can’t take Reform seriously any more. They had me worried 9 months ago. All those pathetic flags everywhere. But since the Tory cast offs have joined and Farage has been to Davos and lied about going to Chagos yesterday. I think they’re just a joke. Not even a good joke.

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We're going to have another raft of anti -vaccine eeejits again this year. Aren't we? So tresome. They'll never learn.

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No one puts it better.

Part of the soundtrack of my life. Fabulous track. Love it. Works every time.

Rugby. I like both sides given I'm a Celt.

Spent frantic half hour searching for precious Irish passport. Don't tend to lose things. 45 minutes of stupidity later I recall I now have a credit card sized version. Dingbat! I am not ageing gracefully.

This is so beautiful!

A blustery morning by the sound of it outside. One more coffee is required, before I make my brave exit with the dog. ☕️

So happy. Just found a documentary aboti the great Barry White. My first soul hero. Great memories if my disco brat diva days in Kensington night clubs. With my fellow dance teachers!

I'm rarely sick - I live such a blameless life - but right now I have a busted shoulder, a hacking cough & a voice like gravel. Shame I don't drink . I quite fabcy an obscenely latge hot toddy. I'd crawl into it..

up a lane you have not explored - crusty footing & tangled woods, pheasants cloking & ticking wrens - field drain with hart's tongue fern (you think), arrive eventually at the lochan (as all uphill lanes here seem to), scabbed with ice after 1 hard frost, alder reflections glitching in the gaps

Ireland - rugby = blood pressure. Love it, but it's exhausting to watch, even from the dephs of the sofa. Proud of them.

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😬😮‍💨🫩 - had a fight with large cardboard box and sodding the box won! Neck & shoulder out. No tango for me this weekend! Darn and drat. Thank heavens for osteopaths.

When are you and the other hacks going to carry out some real investigative journalism into Farage, Reform/UKIP and Russian funding? Maybe a closer look at Aaron Banks as well.

Sad to see a what was once a great paper go so badly wrong.

Mark Austin on Sky needs to be reminded he's not more important than those he interviews. He's not the story. Sounding utterky bored & dismissive as well is just petty & rude. Get a grip!

I'd really like someone to fly ne here for the day. I do need to be bacj in Sussex for tea thiough!

Keir Starmer is a good, decent man with public service running through his veins. He came into politics for all the right reasons. He’s defied the naysayers many times and he’ll do so again. He’s changing and renewing our country and has restored it’s reputation across the world.

The questionable characters in the Labour are all slithering out to do 'sad regret' to camera. I trusr the party will deal with them & their egos!

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Woke up far too early. Have spent last hour blocking weird US bots. Loads of them! All over the place. Inevitable I suppose.