Me in my 20s: if I don’t feel SORE and TIRED what is the point of a workout Me in my 30s: wow a yin yoga class sounds really nice. Why aren’t there more classes like this?

Emailed a quality complaint to the manufacturer of Larry’s med because I received 59.5 tablets instead of 60 A totally normal, chill thing to do

Pharmacist confession: I cannot spell amitriptyline without looking it up

it’s monday morning

Larry is having a great day

Yes 🥳

Is it the weekend yet

“Why is your hair lighter underneath than it is on top?” Girl I don’t know. My hair just loves bucking convention

Just watched 6 teen girls get dropped off at Target and then stood behind another group in the store. Is Target now the current day version of dropping teens off at the mall?

58 minutes until vacation starts

Converting to Catholicism and then threatening the Pope with military action because you don’t like that he uh, *checks notes* is following Catholic belief is absolutely insane behavior

The days leading up to vacation are the worst

Packing for a beach vacation with an equally pale friend be like “I bought us aloe vera because we’re probably going to need it” “omg I bought some too for the same reason!” So much sunscreen and aloe between the two of us

Here. Have a Larry wink. As a lil treat

The astronauts had the right idea to leave the planet

I love everything that Larry does because he is perfect but my favorite favorite thing may be him sleeping back to back with me every night The Cat seems to enjoy it too

I’m amazed. It’s really true: BA.3.2 (new COVID lineage) is infecting children at a much higher rate than previous lineages. I’m late to this party, but I couldn’t really believe it was true until I did the analysis for myself. 1/

“Stop eating worms!” I yell at my shit head of a dog

About to go on a beach vacation with a friend. She’s planning what to wear to dinner. I’m planning my beach outfits Sometimes I think we’re the same person and then other times I realize we just complement each other really well

The MMC in The Night We Met by Abby Jimenez is a pharmacist and so far it is so accurate to retail pharmacy life that I’m amazed. Pharmacy representation <3

Celery is gross and doesn’t belong in chicken salad. You won’t change my mind on this

TIL that you can measure water/milk using the instant oatmeal packet!

Click on the link you won't believe the name of the former mayor. H/T @aelove.bsky.social 614now.com/2026/uncateg...

Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For ‘Project Hail Mary’ By Consulting Katy Perry https://theonion.com/ryan-gosling-recalls-preparing-for-project-hail-mary-by-consulting-katy-perry/

Update: it’s Covid I was negative when I tested a few days ago but it’s a very clear positive this time

God damn I’m tired of this nerve pain Whatever virus I caught was definitely not fun but the 3 days (so far) of accompanying triggered nerve pain is so much worse

“Are you concerned that AI will take over your job?” AI interpreted clindamycin as “clean the license for partner.” I think my job is still secure for the moment

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Somehow I have stumbled into back to back books about human personal organizers working for attractive, supernatural bosses

Amazing what 70 degree weather and light sunshine does for a mood

Every week I go to 7 Brew and get a collection of drinks. (Banana bread blondie 4 lyfe) I’ve been reusing a disposable drink carrier from Sonic because it has a handle but my husband just got me a sturdy, reusable one so I can carry ALL of my drinks at once 🥹

The very sweet teenager taking my coffee order asked me what my secret to white teeth is and I’ll be riding that high for a while

New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I didn’t think it was possible for multiple patients to make me cry happy tears in one week 🥹

seems almost certain we’ll later find out they were coerced thehill.com/homenews/med...

Me during therapy today: how do I get my hunger cues back? *tells therapist what a usual day of eating looks like for me* Therapist: … I don’t think you’re eating enough Oh is that why I get hangry while also having no energy ever? So my life may improve if I eat more snacks?

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Great quote from @aetiology.bsky.social !! Cosign.

I need to get up but Larry just snuggled into me. I’m dog-trapped

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

they're calling it the most cozymaxxing weekend of all time

It’s been a minute since a doctor’s office yelled at me! But now it has been 0 days since I was yelled at (I’m fine. I was taking the brunt of an insurance/PA/inventory issue but that has nothing to do with me. Best of luck to that office/patient)

Why is everything annoying me today