Did I have to? (I had to)

Reporting live from Instagram, a straight girl asked how long to “wait for a ring” and the consensus in the comments appears to be Two(2!) Years?!?!?

There was a tumblr post that was like “only people with all As can talk about what wasn’t taught in school, the rest of yall didn’t even get everything that Was taught”

Mr. Bipolar II is my father, you can call me undiagnosed cycles of hypomania and depression

Sorry to lib out, but seeing a major network TV personality look straight into the camera and say "this is authoritarian bullshit and you should be disgusted and be part of making it stop" has me feelin a certain way.

(Coworker snapped this) The Dutch invasion of Texas heralded under their war banner

I'm willing to accept "Rey Skywalker" on the condition that Mara Jade is re-canonized as her wife.

There was a rainbow on the drive to work ☺️

Community is following a gay guy on Instagram and they immediately add you to their close friends 😌

trains are magic and it’s so embarrassing that the richest country in the history of the world is all “high speed rail? nah we don’t need it”

Me anytime Europeans are like "why arent you all doing something about this?"

Like every month we do messaging discourse on this app, the app for politics sickos mostly on the left, and people do the “this isn’t what I want/need to hear” We are not the target audience babes! We talk about politics for fun!

Happy Rapture Day

So I got a Starbucks gift card at work and so I’m on a quest for an iced coffee and a little sandwich. Usually I’m a local coffee shop guy… tell me why I am now leaving the third Starbucks in Houston that doesn’t have chairs!?! Where is the little seating areas? Are they all just pick up?

need to generate a "I feel bad for global public health, but this is incredible content" edit

By the end of the decade we will see a double event

“everybody hates me” no they don’t u just didn’t sleep at all last night

Texas really gets no pussy 😒😒

if you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love x

First ever crown 👑

they don't *want* to resist they want to endlessly "critique" resistance.

a last thought on this whole mess for the night: this is terrifying but it is an overreach one of the foundational myths people build their conception of america on is "land of the free" and "regime cancels comedian it doesn't like" is cartoon villain shit this is a winnable argument

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

We need a wave of very angry, crazy-eyed moral crusaders to sweep primaries and grab everyone else by the lapels and scream

A Venezuelan restaurant has been located much to close to my house Pray for my wallet lads

Star Trek vs Stargate

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

thinking about the "Trump is effectively retired" post again

Uggghhh I don't even ship this, why is this edit getting to me 😭

God I’m nervous about driving home. I have a knot in my stomach and I feel lightheaded

I have a hair spike at work tonight, I feel like an Org from PRWF

Last night on our bike ride we saw a bad car accident as someone ran a red light, fast enough that his car nearly flipped. Now driving into work saw another, almost the exact same kind of accident. Less than 20 hours apart. Feel like I’m going to puke or have a panic attack or both

Pure Heroin really is that album isn’t it

Me a few hours ago when oomf made me spray: When I get my hands on you Brit boy 😈🤤🥵😘✨ Me now washing my damn sheets for the third time in 5 days: When I get my hands on you Brit boy🤨😒😤😘🧺

Somedays you feel really hot, and then you see a pic from your bad angle 😐

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

hot people delete their twitter accounts because they don’t want to contribute to a cringey transphobic chaos agent’s hateful content machine 🥰🥰🥰🥰

anyway 💁‍♂️

the next dem admin should let kristol oversee overthrowing El Salvador, as a Treat

every flight i've taken :) www.greatcirclemap.com

Reviews are in folks 😎

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I’ll beat this drum forever Sense8

There are still people that haven’t watched Don’t Trust the B*tch in Apt. 23 and that’s just wrong.

alternative (hog in the default feed)

they're just going at it, they're crossbreeding, were seeing the births of groyfters and gropypers in real time

If libs or leftists did it, it’s proof we’re evil and if they did it, it’s proof we pushed them too far, and if someone else altogether did it, they’ll just pretend we did it anyway.

we probably need more "i'm a fucking american and you cannot tell me what to do"

Unironically I think that this is actually key to the survival of democracy, that even a lot of otherwise hateful people would rather live in the cultured elites of a healthy society then with the servile rubes and morons who serve fascism

I understand that the first guy has been released but how fast is the right going to move on and quit talking about Kirk if it turns out the shooter is a further right groyper type? Will he still be in the news next Monday?