I have lost Whamageddon 2025 😭😭😭 I was in a hauntingly millennial cafe named La La Land in December, on the thirteenth of that month. It was a Saturday, almost 10 in the morning. The feeling was loss

Does maybe panic attack go away faster if i make myself puke to deal with nuasea or does that not fix?

Just got to work and the first thing thats happened is i watched a man be wheeled out on a stretcher with a LUCAS device in use so uh, im a mess

Imagine Sexo, Violencia and Llantas was playing as you look at this

all i want for christmas is a hot couple to drink cocktails, have penetrative gay sex, sleepover and go to brunch with x

Walking through work with 3 phones, 2 radios, a high vis vest on, a clipboard, and already in my suit underneath it all… I feel so powerful

PSA If you are Bloomf were we consistently talk off bsky, you are not allowed to lower engagement. I need people to know you're obsessed with me. I will start tagging you. You've been warned.

You know, im pretty lucky that I don’t suffer from headaches very frequently, because fucking hell this sucks

cursed pitch: Millennial Miss Marple who uses her encyclopedic knowledge of niche online beefs to solve crime

friendly reminder that you’re smart and funny and beautiful and you have great taste and great style and an impressive knowledge of weirdly specific shit and you’re a good friend and a good human being and we’re all thankful you’re here x

How was your evening? I biked with my friends, got abandoned in the bayou by them, been to whataburger twice, and I learned a fascinating and bemusing consequence of William the conquerer ☺️☺️

Festive era. Rip ORG era

Does today being better mean yesterday and this week didn’t suck? No, but it means i can choose to have better days

Picked the long route for my run so I’m walking home in the fog listening to music daydreaming about getting everything i want and having the husband and the kids and running Ironmans and hiking mountains and writing books and putting in the work to make it all happen so yknow, you could say Im good

i have made a comprehensive list of what i’d like for christmas - you can find it on my profile under ‘following’ x

I don’t like Heated rivalry. I should be the one having the gay sex

hope i don’t get blocked for this but do you ever just stop and think about how cute hummingbirds are?

Literally me rn

What a year to be an IU grad, best football team in the country and being skankfucked by the state house with a capitulating ass admin

Go fuckin hoosiers lmao

The way i loathe a coffeeshop + bar

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about I still think about her

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about You know my answer!

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

I'm at the combination

Guess who made his first ever Insurance Claim! 😎😎😎

If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.) The urge to try to make a “balanced” team is so strong. I need to just do vibes Wingull Annihilape Mudsdale Flabebe Golurk Archen

Youtube recap is wild lmao. Also the damage my pokerogue phase last spring did…. Wow

Just really shaken up. Had to call for help from the side of the interstate. Absolutely raining buckets

It was raining really bad tonight and on my drive home i was in multi person car accident (im ok, other people are ok, just bumpers and doors need replacing) and holy fuck did that suck

Ngl today sucked

I got two shots yesterday and I think Ive been run over ill be honest. I feel weak and exhausted and bad

Make of this what you will

Literally all 5 songs from the same album I. Idk. I listened to it so much this summer

Absolutly none of you need to see my top songs or know who I was a top 0.05 listener of

I feel really cute today

Inspired by very sexy Bloomf, have at it boys and ghouls (and other assorted fruits and fowl) ngl.link/bforestry

In my woke up with an awful headache for no reason era

Btw boys its my birthday month and I’m going to try not to be insufferable but also i am going to need to be the center of attention* once old J boys birthday is out of the way just letting yall know *in a good way, not like being canceled

Under 26 selfie thread!! In a few weeks I will also be 25 and 6’3” 😏♑️ (191 cm if your nasty)

Took ol boy for a late walk

I think I just want minecraft mixed with anno 117 that determines the maps for total war which also has the grand strategy depth of a paradox game. im not asking for a lot just four games rolled into one.

Like its not that cold all things considered, if i was moving around at all I’d be warm. But sitting still in this wind is awful

Im getting trained on a new position and so im stuck sitting outside on the ramp in the wind for the next 3 hours. My suit is not warm. Send help or pole or coffee idek 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Yall I haven’t even been at work 4 hours and I am at 11k steps 😅😅😅

Trying to explain to my not very online brother the online popularity of the Kelce Brothers (he said I look like jason kelce (feeling very proud to have received this observation)) Him - its like a minor house married the crown 🤔

Once again I find myself upset that his name isnt Re-Anne and is instead just Ryan spelled differently 🫤

From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying. teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...

Sometimes a boy will make your whole day brighter