behold, the platonic ideal of social media

I think a man's willingness to raise and lower the toilet seat is the clearest green flag that exists.

Don't please thank you.

Unpopular opinion: I've always hated Woody Allen movies.

Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel

This is when the conservative coup against the democracy of the United States began. They have spent 25 years in an unchecked power grab, opposed by feckless Democrats who do not understand what is going on. Dems have been a 5th wheel friend confused about why they aren't getting invited anymore.

Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.

I don't know who Neel is but I recognize art when I see it.

Answering the question nobody ever asked because we already knew the answer.

someone should research why boomers clung to youth and demanded cultural hegemony well into their 60s while millennials went to pure "we are old and going to die soon and our zeitgeist expired years ago" mode before hitting 40

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#GVerse #FuckICE detain U.S. citizen for "looking" Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. The incident occurred at the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood in Minneapolis. #DemsUnited

So we're pirates now

If every Muslim voter in Dearborn voted for Harris, she still would have lost Michigan. If she had won Michigan, she STILL WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION. If you want to blame voters for current conditions, feel free to blame the actual demographic responsible for Trump and that is WHITE PEOPLE.

Happy 73rd Birthday to Michael Dorn. 🎂🎉

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Initial conditions: m1=86.1 m2=26.3 m3=28.0 (solar masses) v1x=-4.931 v1y=5.261 v2x=5.111 v2y=-2.439 v3x=-4.026 v3y=-3.686 (km/s) x1=-28.0 y1=22.0 x2=-15.0 y2=-14.0 x3=27.0 y3=-12.0 (AU from center) Music: What Did You Do (The Expanse) – Shorter

AH! Weird cursed AI shit!

Oh that's just sad

Q: which of these is the right app for watching movies on HBO Max? A: neither! they're both broken

i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them

Not _his_ neighborhood, mind you. _Your_ neighborhood.

this has become a very important video to me

They can suck my dick also

Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon

Just had a Spotify advertisement for Google Gemini to "help you with your homework" and I don't know for sure but having gotten a diploma and two college degrees, where using my own damn calculator was grounds for expulsion, I'd say that's *probably against your school's policy regarding cheating.*

This dickhead was a frequent guest and co-host on the Alex Jones show, where were started with turning the freakin' frogs gay. Now he's saying we're turning *literally everything* gay. Guess I'm gay. My girlfriend will be bummed to hear it.

The Pizza Hut Medal of Honor is a scam.

TFW your tough guy warrior ethos loses to a pop star who sings about being leashed.

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

I made a comment like this just today when a liberal friend was describing a bad interaction he had with police and said "well he could've done worse."

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...

FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way

I don’t have the luxury of ignoring politics. I see every shift how the decisions that get made are life threatening to people in my community. #Affordability #CostOfLiving #Floridian #PoliticsToday #NewsOfTheDay

50 is a real one. He's been calling out Diddy for decades. And going hard at it.

I need ecoterrorists to start targeting A.I. data centers. They’re legit one of the biggest polluters and detriments to our environment right now. Where’s Barret when you need him?

I repost without liking because I'm scum.

where my nerds at

downloading mods to make a new character like this image isn't just me

I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

The manager at the Taco Bell near my place has pure, uncut Tim Robinson energy.

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