I turn 29 tomorrow! Only one year left of my 20s! Eek!

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

hey man i think you grabbed my shoes, yours are over here AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens

Ghost Trick then, Ghost Trick now 📢📢📢 (but damn, 2010 was a year of bangers apparently?)

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

I could fix her

When you have to name 9 swords before content lock

My favourite Taskmaster challenges are the ones where they're like, "well, that was a bit shit, maybe we should have playtested it more"

Due to over-hunting and habitat loss there are no wolves inside me

wrote about my game of the year, 'gay red ball from heaven' which released on the ps2 in 2003 glitchout.blog/2025/12/19/p...

Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment. It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

Personally, I've never applied to Larian (despite liking their work) because I've never been desperate enough to consider moving to Guildford.

it's all bad but it's disgusting to imply that using genAI for concept art is comparable to placeholder text

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:

I fear I have been afflicted by seasonal insanity (booked to get a pixie cut)

Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!

This is devastating. One of my favourite games of the year, To a T is a beautiful slice-of-life narrative with some of the best disability messaging I’ve seen in games. Please play it!

I slept (badly) on a camping mat and my entire body hurts and I've had a nausea-inducing headache since yesterday and I don't own any mugs yet so I'm about to be god's bravest little soldier and get dressed to go buy a coffee. Happy Sunday!

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for

In other words, there’s a sense that a lonely man is a problem everybody needs to worry about; a lonely woman probably deserves it. Part of this is just gross societal yakkety yak, but some is practical: There’s much less public fretting that lonely women will do harm to others.

I think it’s also true that loneliness among women has historically been treated as an individual problem, while loneliness among men is treated as a societal problem. That, in turn, comes from an assumption that women are supposed to earn the company of others while men are entitled to it.

Y'know, I've never watched TGA, and I'm okay with that.

Waiting for Ikea to deliver my order so I can sit on a mattress instead of on the floor

Fun fact, Lara actually refused to shave for this outfit and they had to edit her bush out in post.

Me? Obsessed with the view from my apartment?? Maybe so.

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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I'm moving into my new apartment tomorrow! 🥳

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen More than ever hour after hour Work is never over

Monty Python reference jumpscare

so insanely fucking real for this

are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson

Coworker: "haha wow you've worked on quite a few projects that haven't shipped, huh?" Me:

Jimmy Fallon: ...so you'll just consume everything. Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW. Fallon: That's so wild.

Rating games on itch puts it in the feeds of everyone who follows you. You should go rate one game right now. here's an easy link: itch.io/library/thin...

“Moominmamma cooks a real magic potion following Grandmother’s infallible recipe”, by Tove Jansson, as used on the cover of 1989’s exhibition catalogue of Jansson’s work as shown at Finland’s Tampere Art Museum.

You will be visited by three spirits.

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

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Poison swamps are of course a classic, and cursed swamps have their place, but I kind of want swamps for all of the other random status ailments that pop up in console RPGs. I want to see the swamp where touching the water turns you into an atheist.