Having the strangest gut feeling today 🙃 is she just anxiety or universe trying to warn me 🙂

Currently taking research applications to help figure out what THE FUCK I was doing in this recently discovered video from 6 years ago

Nissan please don’t fuck up the “revival” of the Xterra, you need this win

The morning drive was quiet ☺️

Ash Wednesday!

Good morning! ☀️ I think I’ll be partaking in a drive into the mountains for a cleansing today

@5280ghost.bsky.social sir.. my sister has informed me that all 10 of her goats are pregnant.. now is time for baby goat. Our memes will come true

My birthday in 6 days. This millennial is TIRED.

Your first bowl movement in three days after the stomach virus is terrifying and unpredictable. The trauma I endured

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The cure for twink death might just be the stomach virus I’ve had the last 48 hours

Filed my taxes.

Running off 1 hour of sleep after being up all night with stomach virus 🦠

Ending the day glued to the toilet because what the fuck is my stomach

Mission accomplished! ❄️

Good morning everyone and the gays! Today my mission is to play in snow ⛄️

This sent me… just not sure where yet 🥹

We love Lady Union 🚂

I’ve reached social media fatigue.. at the age where I’m going to start dropping them. I think Instagram and Snapchat are next ⚰️

This is the most desperate thing I’ve ever seen a CEO do in response to a competitor announcing good news. The world’s richest and yet its most pathetic CEO.

I did not know a volcano in Colorado was “active” coloradosun.com/2020/11/09/d...

Is it bad that when I see a cemetery I’m like damn such wasted potential, from a development standpoint 🙂

Reading the news that the EPA is reversing green house emissions decision while sitting by the roof top pool, in shorts, in February, in Denver. Everything is fine tho 🙂

Riding my bike over to downtown and having lunch at union station then riding back home along the river was therapeutic 🧠

The way the spicy cinnamon orbit gum gave me third degree burns on my tongue.. any lawyers want to represent me

My brain is on the verge of a force shutdown

Things getting me through this timeline.. Full Cast Harry Potter audio books and a burnt peanut playing video games 🥜 🧙‍♀️

Anybody wanna go to an antique store and just pick up random things and go “oh look at this” and then put it back down

The engineering team is spicy 🌶️ today

good morning it’s Monday let’s try to take care of each other but, for the love of god, do not email me

The grass being people is frying me 😭😭😭

The pharmacy is so god damn rude texting me “you got one day left to pick up your shit” Give me a minute!!!

I gotta stop with these damn sweets 🍫 the last week I’ve just been taking anything and everything

I need pizza rolls, halo, some chips, mt dew and for it to be 2007 again 🙂

The full cast Harry Potter audiobooks have me CONSUMED

How I feel watching the Super Bowl

I need away from civilization asap

Why do I have to pay $20 a month to be able to see with my eye balls that I was born with 👀

Good morning 🙂 I slept late 🛌

Nice little 65 degree Denver winter stroll

This drunk girl just grabbed me and spun me around to tell me she won a twerking contest. ma’am I’m trying to walk into my apartment

Me acting like it’s an emergency and it’s just me sending @5280ghost.bsky.social a farm animal video and demanding we go get one 🐐 🐮 🐴

Caleb Hearon is determined to bring the Uggs back

WHY is it 70 degrees in February in Colorado

I just want to be playing midnight club dub edition and smelling that little burning smell because your mom just turned on the heat for the first time this winter

This twink is running off coffee and Diet Coke today 🥤

The amount of strength it’s taking to keep my eyes open today 👀

“Brooklyn twink that’s gets to coast by on a jawline” - Caleb Hearon

Yes. I watch a peanut play video games 🙂

Eating a Unscrustable, chugging my coffee and hoping to survive this shift