Need a Bag of Holding fr

Just found out Qveen Herby is the lady from Karmin and I’m so angry cuz I forgot about her. I hated that Brokenhearted song and those stupid bangs!!!

Love that Paula Pell is just constantly playing lesbians named Paula.

Everything is so buggy and I’m very sick of it 😭

The datelines on publications should display the absolute date and not something like "47 hours ago."

This how I learned Qamaria is a chain.

Ariana Grande is such a good comedic actor.

The Trump-Kennedy Davenport Center Honors

You ever hear somebody talk and just go “….Yeah, I know you’re from Kentucky.”

I have a confession to make. The first time I watched the My Chick Bad video, I thought Nicki Minaj was Asian. (This was my introduction to her.)

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:

I lived a very sheltered life and never got into anything I didn’t have no business being in. But I still know I grew up in a rough area cuz I heard a gunshot while walking home from the bus stop today and it felt like home 😭😭😭

They should also rename it Trump-Epstein Island

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes...

Reading Bleach for the first time and omg??? These twists are genuinely catching me off guard 😭😭

Thank you 🙏🏾

There’s some crybabies on CDR this season which I love cuz it brings the drama 😅

My response to anything over the next two weeks

I HAAAATEEE when people come into the bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool and be doing all that moaning. I ain’t tryna hear all that!!

Liberals will just say ANYTHING to blame America’s problems on someone else. America’s problems are internal.

Really wacky that we’re like “hitting is NEVER okay! Unless you are hitting a child!”

Which is absolutely nuts.

Love this movie bad

Trump was speaking tonight? About what? What was the occasion?

Feeling mentally and emotionally Unwell™️. Not sure what’s wrong. I think I’m just understimulated which is making me crazy dysregulated.

This is so weird 😭😭😭

Pastor?

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

RIP Jess’s dad 🕊️💔

Oh wow

TMZ reporting Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer Reiner were found dead with wounds consistent with a knife

Rob Reiner :/

WVians for Ale8

If you can’t find good music today then that’s a you problem tbh. Music isn’t worse today you’re just incurious.

Sometimes when orange juice tastes a little *too* good, I start wondering if I have scurvy.

Oh my god I’m going to scream. This AI bubble needs to collapse NOW

Watching this reading battle episode of Canada’s Drag Race is HARD. Honestly, abolish reading battles 😭

The concert tickets said “standing room only” but there are chairs 🥰🥰🥰

Thought this was talking about the film in the Predator franchise and was so confused

Making that diagonal all things that are mutually exclusive is crazy 😭

Phone updated last night… If Liquid Glass has no haters, I’m dead.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Songs don’t be making no sense but I be locked in

EAT ZUCCHINI. EAT. ZU. CCHINI.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Me all the time:

Ekene’s sick so I haven’t been able to be in their face and I’m taking psychic damage from it.