I just don’t think human artist will ever be able to be replaced!!! Like from conception to execution this is so cool x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQZU5bu...

Lady walked into the bathroom stall next to me whispering to herself “I gotta gooo”. Well, ma’am, you’ve come to the right place!

Ophthalmology ain’t got no business being spelled like that.

It’s so crazy that I can almost always recognize Melanie Lynskey’s voice doing an American accent but let her talk in her real accent? Idk who that is.

I called my mom’s first cousin “Aunt Marsha” for like half my life.

Extended family+older than you= aunt/uncle in many cultures. This is a normal thing that people should know about!

How a bird evolved a bob this crisp is beyond me

“I don’t need the mic I can just be loud” USE THE DAMN MIC

One thing about me? I’m gonna ask an ethics question at a computer science/technical talk.

I liked Meg’s new song but I was also watching the music video so I might’ve been hypnotized

Paul Robalino is so adorable I love when he’s in things

Supported queer art today (ordered a latte)

Tomorrow not being Friday is insane

You scheduled meetings on this, the day I don’t feel like doing anything?

Was browsing at the library after returning a book and picked up the novel Push by Sapphire because I just happened upon it and haven’t read it yet. Wish me luck.

There’s some truth to this but the analysis falls short. There are a lot of people who are energized and are looking to do something. No Kings Day marches themselves don’t change much but they are great opportunities to identify people who want to take more advanced action.

Y'all saw what happened The Louvre? Someone get Steven Soderbergh on the phone

I love a good heist.

Seen in West Virginia:

When an entry-level job requires 5 years of experience

It’s funny to watch this after hearing Ekene complain about how incredibly racist the early comics they were reading were. “Yellow peril” was very real. (I think those were more 40s-50s so not negating his point. Just funny.)

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

I love my fiancé.

Lord order my executive function!!!!!!!!!

“Human-grade food for your dog” okay, well…he’s a dog, so. Probably should eat dog-grade food.

Ekene is making me listen to an Other People’s Lives episode about a scat porn actress :/ I’m in the car I’m bout to tuck and roll!!!!

it's niggas who have no business dying just getting up and leaving that's crazy

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

[upon my dying breath, I gesture for my family to come close] It's been real...and it's been fun...

forever so much love

Love y’all, eikuofolks.

hi friends this is tonight/rn

Reminder for all that knew her that tonight is the second gathering

🗣️ round and arooouuund

it's not FOR us

today 🕊️❤️

Old black southerners got some insults on them boy. Cause what you mean I couldn’t find my ass with my hands in my back pockets?

He’s so cute!! 🥺🥺

Do y’all have a moral objection to Taylor Swift or do y’all just like being mean? To me, it seems she just makes her little music, creates her elaborate puzzles, and don’t hurt nobody 😭

Ekene is playing online games with a friend who lives in like…Colorado or something so I have time for one of my favorite pastimes: falling asleep on the couch 🥰

Upstairs neighbors got a karaoke machine and the first performance we heard was Crank That (Soulja Boy).

Welcome to crow club, thanks for joining our caws.

Y’all remember when @tawd.bsky.social went to a Taylor Swift concert?

[Extremely horny Lineland voice]: “I hear you”

pot ledom

Someone check on Nymphia 😔

Tiffany non-binary??

One thing about me? Imma get tripped up by a “hidden word indicator” in a cryptic crossword.