… but the pope is soft on crime.

The trend of Trump endorsed candidates losing or underperforming has now gone international.

when did they name a flower after my top pornhub search

The United States needs a Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail.

Rampope: The Last Blood of Christ

Gas is so expensive. youtu.be/TBDVqRcaWDM?...

He’ll allow the flyover if they change the name from Super Bowl LX to Super Bowl Trump.

So ICE supports Sharia law now?

DJT’s posts are starting to sound like someone trying to do a parody of him. Like “wouldn’t it be funny if he said…”. Except no. He actually said it. I’m not sure if that makes the post funnier or just really sad.

I’m old enough to remember when the GOP hated communism and loved democracy.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail. Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now. Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Delis all across the country will be naming a ham sandwich after Letitia James

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild. Wolf Rattlesnake Bear Rat Possum WAIT. Sorry. That’s a list of my exes. I misunderstood the assignment.

Je suis Charlie (just on this one point, though)

I’m old enough to remember when the GOP hated socialism and communism.

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Striving for excellence and a lasting legacy? At one point, the best dinosaur to ever live walked the earth. Literally the single strongest, smartest, most genetically significant one ever. (Steve) One of his atoms burned in your engine today and another is in your dildo. Fuck legacy, eat arbys

I got BLS confused with BTS. I thought Trump fired a member of a kpop boy band. I guess what he actually did was worse.

A good ole bluegrass song www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6SGoCfL/

Age verification? I watched the Ed Sullivan Show on a black and white TV.

We can’t cancel student debt, but we can cancel the people who manage it. It’s like keeping the tumor and firing the doctor. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/reminder-s...

Texas' only severe weather warning system is watching for when Ted Cruz leaves the country

DO NAKD sounds like an app for nudists.

My favorite signs from the No Kings Rally in Philadelphia. My favorite chant was: Go Birds. Fuck Trump.

I hope he doesn’t wind up getting a reverse mortgage on the White House.

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I would have been ok with Qatar giving the president two dolls or five pencils but not this.

For them, it’s all there in black and white.

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

I always knew it wasn't butter, but I pretended to not know, to go along with your game. Maybe I just wanted to get hurt, to feel something.

I won’t give in to the lies. I won’t give in to the fear.

maybe ask "how aren't you?" instead

If Amy Schneider and AJ Brown ever start a book club together, I’m going to have to sit in on that.

Nothing reflects more the spirit of the season than @thefamouspaul.bsky.social's rendition of "Silent Night." From Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social, Episode 301: Butt Logos. #MerryChrisBosh #FYITF

Not to brag, but I was inexplicably lingering in toxic nonreciprocal relationships way before I stayed too long on Twitter