As called by Rich Phillips on SMU radio & heard on the Varsity app:

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Letting y’all know. The sister fucking Nazi chuds who own: -Shot Topic Bar -Coba Dallas -Good Side Pizza -Select Start Arcade They’ve been firing employees who posted Charlie Kirk’s quotes on social media. Let’s make these asswipes suffer a bit shall we?

JUNG!!!!!!

never forget

Proud of my fellow Mavs fan

Sounds good to me

Post a picture of when your pet was little.

Without saying Say Anything... fav John Cusack Film?

A trade like this shows why Nico is a fucking idiot.

finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment

Happy Pride! I’m proud to stand with our LGBTQ+ fam in TX-30 and beyond. In the face of attacks, y’all keep showing up. Loud, proud, and unshakable. Your rights, your joy, and your lives matter. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This is well past due and Razor is so deserving. I can’t think of a more insightful, colorful and entertaining broadcaster.

This is a great, fair and heartbreaking thing to read for any Stars fan but Sean is right. If tomorrow is his last game at the AAC, let’s be sure to give him a send off worthy of The Captain.

🎬 this is cinema 🎬

DUTCHY!!!!!

SEGGY!!!!!!!

From NHL.com - The head coach of the @DallasStars, Peter DeBoer, was mic'd up for one of the most wholesome handshake lines you'll ever see. 🤝 #StanleyCup

My favorite clip. RIP

More reason to fire Nico

That pass from Seguin should not be overlooked

THOMAS FUCKING HARLEY YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH

SOMEONE GET THE BEER-CHUGGING-PROSTHETIC-LEG GUY BACK HERE.

Say it louder for those in the back

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

About damn time Joc!

I can’t stop laughing. This is perfect

Did the new Pope really come out to this music? 🤣

Holy shit!

HUMBLE.

Amen, lady.

I may catch hell for this, but Forrest Gump

Thank god. I was afraid Jerry was going to draft him in the 5th round.

I feel like this was foreshadowing

On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk. Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

🚨PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

the cameraman is WILD for immediately cutting to nico after AD hobbled to the bench 😭

Same

Describe yourself with a building.

Just read this great article about a local girl doing good. For the P1s out there, this is the young woman Donny was talking about a couple of weeks ago. I’ll admit, it got dusty in the room while reading it.

I hope Nico has to watch him score 82

@kristyapril.bsky.social happy birthday

BREAKING: Jesus Saves!

Anyone going to the April Fool’s Open today?