So, I’ve been off here for awhile. Apparently Jesus died yesterday (according to Republicans) but what else have I missed?

Spotted in Tallahassee…

@mark-carney.bsky.social Get rid of him

OMG Universe can Donald Trump PLEASE DIE!

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Happy Saturday 🌞

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

We are all this post…

Donald Trump says he hates Democrats. Well, traitor, I can promise you that the feeling is mutual. You are a disgrace to this country and have betrayed everything this country stands for. You have embarrassed us all in front of the world and destroyed what makes this country great. Fuck you!

god damn he's cooking

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

Toto, I have a feeling we’re not following the constitution anymore…

Can everyone stop talking about the mid-terms? America will be unrecognizable by then. In fact the words “mid” and “term” will probably be taken out of all dictionaries in the next month or so...

Never thought I’d ever live in a shit hole country but here I am…

You know things are bad when the highlight of your year is Poop Cruise coming out tomorrow on Netflix And you’ve been counting down the days since April…

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

#protestart #antiwar #warcrimes #iran #israel #MAGAwarcrimes

These tweets aged like gas station sushi.

You know your old when your driving and you ask Siri to play Heart and it plays the theme song from Hart to Hart and you listen to the whole damn thing…and know Max’s voice over. 😑

Seriously thou, when’s this fucker going to die a long and painful death?

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We have a winner…

Dover, NH!

Massive #NoKings march in New York City!

Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!!! #ObamaAppreciationDay

Perfection.

I really hate this episode of Black Mirror…

#GVerse via @calltoactivism.bsky.social #Rewind #Exclusive: We dug up a video of the #OrangeBuffoon trashing Qatar in 2017 calling them “funders of terrorism.” I’m sure he would hate if this clip changed their mind to give him a $400 million plane - so definitely don’t repost it.

BREAKING: Harvard University gives Secretary of Education Linda McMahon an "F" in English Composition.

And, the Catholics have entered the conversation. I'm gonna need them to bring out Fire and Brimestone next. Do it, do it!

Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!

I’m so confused by the folks who said that raising the minimum wage would increase the price of every day goods while also being okay with tariffs raising the price of every day goods… I reckon they are okay paying higher prices as long as it doesn’t help anyone making a minimum wage.

It’s exhausting waking up every morning in an episode of Black Mirror.

Oh Oh this is going to be good. I can hardly wait 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I have to breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

You voted to block FEMA, you got it! Sarah Huckabug Sanders begs her old boss 34x Convicted Orange Felon to reconsider after fake president rejects Arkansas’ request for disaster relief funds www.yahoo.com/news/sarah-s...

Like yes I love my coffee but also being alert isn't really all it's cracked up to be either right now so idk

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