Most of you are probably (wisely) already in bed, but I did the thing and I need to share it now while the thoughts are fresh on my mind. Have a spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Have park offerings increased enough in the past 10 years (when single-day tickets first crossed the $100 mark) to justify doubling in price? I would need to make a detailed list of changes to answer more thoughtfully, but my gut says no.

Panda is judging the fuck out of you. Be advised.

AI strikes again…but at the same time, I’m totally saving this for the next time I teach Modest Proposal 🤣

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

My whole life

I am an under utilized area of a theme park

I love everything about this. What an exceptionally good girl! 😍

I keep seeing this trend of parents making play date "business cards" for their young kids to hand out to friends, with the parent's phone #, because their kids don't have their own phones. And I'm like, that's cute, but why is it necessary? Before cell phones, you'd just tell your friend your #.

Dammit Jerry!

I am hereby bringing back the phrase "gronk out." As in, "Most days I feel like gronking out about 5 minutes after I see the news."

#IYKYK #Disney #DisBlue #DisSky #WDW #EPCOT

Great, now I'm crying

Character integrity? What character integrity?

Patricia Routledge's passing inspired me to start a rewatch of Hetty Wainthropp. In my 🏴‍☠️ searching, I found one source that was a recording from PBS & had this intro, and gosh, talk about a forgotten memory! All those Sunday nights over TV dinners came flooding back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4502...

Things I've been hearing are imminent for 6+ months now: -recession -the bursting of the AI bubble On the surface, it's easy enough to believe these events are inevitable, but I'm not gonna lie - the more time goes by, the more I doubt cries of "any day now!" Am I right to become more skeptical?

If you're in Illinois and facing criminal charges from protesting ICE, or if you were attacked by ICE or law enforcement supporting them, I might be able to represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

Anyone who believes that adults do not belong at Disney parks on their own is WELCOME to go back in time and give my mother the five thousand dollars she would have needed in order to bring us at the "correct" time.

Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.

Cancel your @americanair.bsky.social flight and get a travel credit to use later, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.

It's not the point at all, but the "1776-2026" makes it look like that's either Trump's lifespan, or America's, and well

Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not. “Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

Nope. Votes aren't love letters. Voting is the CIVIC DUTY of every citizen of a democratic republic, to show up and cast their vote for whichever one of the two viable options presented will govern better going forward. If you need to be "inspired" to vote, you're over-privileged at best.

Do not like reading about this in the past tense

In memoriam...

I'm probably the target audience for something like this and am here just to say this is a terrible idea. Be weird and awkward with real people! The privacy implications alone should turn people off from this. It's like dating a spreadsheet. www.newsweek.com/third-americ...

Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate! 😘

South Bay folks, close your windows and mask up. If you're driving, set air to recycle. The Chevron refinery in El Segundo just blew up. citizen.com/-OacL7_yVyF5...

This McSweeney's article may be satire, but I see earnest posts with these same sentiments in my teacher FB groups every damn day and I feel like I am losing my mind.

What is situational irony, Alex?

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

I’m cautious about anthropomorphizing animals but this is too cute. When he sits up a bit 🥺

If EPCOT Center opened in 2025 with the same original ethos and ideals - and no corporate IP mandates - what would it look like? What would you want to see? (I know we all love what we had from 1982-the mid 90s, but I'm asking what those concepts would be if designed in the modern world.)

Epcot and MK get plenty of bday love on October 1. I’m here to remind you that today is also the birthday of the world’s greatest museum. Happy Sweet 16, WDFM ❤️

The core part of this article is OpenAI literally made an app SOLELY to just churn out copyright infringing brain rot videos. And then they still get to pretend they're not trained on copyrighted material because everybody in the stock market is getting rich off our planet's death.

Florida has announced that it will end all vaccine mandates, including for schoolchildren. We hear the new rides at Disney World are sick! See of the coming attractions: nyer.cm/D2wAbzi

🎂🎉

Economy so bad republicans have turned to renting the libs instead.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

On this anniversary of the opening of Walt Disney World, let us remember the OTHER Disney, Roy O. He made sure Walt Disney World opened, and made sure his brother's name would always be part of it. Roy was no less a legend.

I'm not crying, you're crying

RIP Jane Goodall. The primatologist visited Animal Kingdom before its opening and asked if any chimpanzee carvings were on the Tree of Life. There were none, but Imagineers addressed that by adding a large sculpture of David Greybeard. Goodall studied Greybeard for many years.

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

It's October 1, aka EPCOT Center Day, and you know what that means! Time to put on your white bell-bottomed jumpsuit and DANCE DANCE DANCE!

Happy birthday to this beauty. She may not be perfect, but her heart is still there if you look for it. In these tumultuous times, may we never lose that "sense of belief and pride in mankind’s ability to shape a world that offers real hope to people everywhere."

Just dropped Marcie off at the vet for a dental cleaning. She really needs it and has done it before with no issues but this is a new vet and I’m just a little anxious about the anesthesia. They told me I could pick her up at 2 pm so that’s 5 hours to go. Send positive vibes, please 🙏🏼

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Oh hell yeah, bonus @jetlagthegame.bsky.social episode this week! Only this show could make me care about Magic: The Gathering LOL