My message is “Best stay away from my dog, you murderer!”

GO AWAY. You are not wanted here!

It’s true! Also, dummies like him.

In the Progress and Good News Department…

Oh! So you’re saying it IS a public health issue!

Ope! I just forgot about the Epstein files!

Oh look it’s Heidi Fleiss.

Whom do I call to report a flagrant federal crime in DC?

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE

The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 called for dismantling the NOAA, which provides warnings of natural disasters, such as the deadly floods in Texas. The irony is that Heritage wanted these cuts because it’s angry that NOAA helps prove the reality of climate change--the thing causing floods.

A Big, Beautiful “Fuck You!” to America! This is what minority rule looks like. Winning!

Work (requirements) will make you Free!

Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"

We should all really start spelling it Müller. It’s the least we can do.

Hey! Noem rhymes with Rohm! I did nazi that before.

The Italians did it right. They never let Mussolini off the hook.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Do you think it’ll be Musk or Trump that mysteriously falls from the balcony of a Russian hotel?

Do not trust Joe Walsh. You have been warned!

This is how it’s done! FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets. (Sound up)

Garçon! I’ll have the taco l’orange!

All I can say this Memorial Day is I’m sorry we brought back the fascism and confederacy you gave your life fighting against.

State Rep @jamestalarico.bsky.social gives a master class in Republican hypocrisy 🔥 The Texas House passed the Ten Commandments bill in an 82-46 vote… on the Sabbath, breaking the Fourth Commandment in the process.

🎶 In the year 8647 If Man is still alive… 🎶

Got followed for about 2 blocks. They were saying something but my headphones were on. I finally pulled out my phone to record and as soon as i did the cop driving the car blew me a kiss and drove off. Only to drive past me 6 more times on my walk. Fuck cops. Fuck cpd. Fuck these pieces of shit.

Someone PLEASE awoken David Hogg!

You go, church!

Holy shiitake! Trump fired Shira Perlmutter, the Director of the US Copyrights Office apparently because she refused to let Elon Musk raid the place to steal author’s intellectual property rights democrats-cha.house.gov/media/press-...

Can we call him Franco-American? (Uh oh..)

Hmmm... so they're all blaming someone else. That's correct, they're all to blame! Every. One. Of. Them!

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Gulf of Mexico/America debate is just a fight over which colonizer is better. Give it its original name, Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl.

What a mess

It’s a fine line between Grift and Graft

Thank you to everyone who showed up, good news, the judge has been released!

Fuck that guy.

Mousse-elini

Let me further emphasize: IN THE PERSONAL AS WELL AS THE SOCIETAL

JD Vance Seen Leaving Papal Audience With The Cannoli

Happy Easter from the Antichrist.

Let’s change the shout of “KILROY” to “KILMAR”

Day 1 Promises: Lower the prices X End the wars X Be a dictator ✅

I don't want to ALARM any of you red-hat wearing people, but infiltrating and ultimately integrating all of the different federal data on us is just a teeny-tiny step away from a NATIONAL GUN REGISTRY. (Did I scare you yet?) #secondamendment

TWO THINGS CAN EXIST AT ONCE! You can be virulently rooting out perceived anti-semitism AND say George Soros is the root of all evil. [Touches earpiece] AND fight to keep Mein Kampf in the US Naval library… okay, THREE THINGS CAN EXIST AT ONCE!

BREAKING: Mike Johnson edges ahead of Ted Cruz as the GOP’s Most Punchable Face

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a maroon.

Remember: Republicans in Congress can put a stop to this at any time.

I guess, if we’re going with “Gulf of America,” we should also change Florida to “The Flowery Place” and Colorado to “Colored.”

“The President’s desires cannot be ignored”