Someone wrote about taking a shower in a large hospital in a major city and that they stayed in it "until the water turned cold". Uhhhhhh... that's only going to happen if the fuck-off massive boiler and the other boiler fail completely. That would be a pretty major event. It would be noted.

Can't have 3.65 GHz anymore so welcome to the party 80 GHz.

Once again I say: To be loved is to be changed. And slightly moistened.

Please tell me why I had to explain to our Head of HR that calling the six women who work for this company "females" is offensive and that "I'm quoting legislation" is not a goddamn excuse. The wording is exclusionary and offensive to men and women no matter where the fuck it comes from.

Pumped Up Kicks is such a fuckin' bop.

How lovely, then, to live in a world full of different ways to prepare hot dogs.

I just now had some bacon after not having any bacon for months and ohmygodbaconissogood.

I'm not avoidant, I'm shell-shocked. Yeah, I can talk a good game but tell me you like me and I'm that dog in the shelter who's been kicked one too many times, baring their teeth to any suggestion of softness.

Congratulations Tom Kean on being chosen to make a longer and more immersive trip to the three realms of the dead, nine centuries after Dante, spiritually your fellow New Jerseyan. A great honor for the state.

900 MHz, 2.4 GHz, 3.65 GHz, 5.8 GHz, 6 GHz, 60 GHz.

I am about 10 seconds from sending out an "all staff" email in 60 pt. font that says: I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING SECRETARY OR YOUR GODDAMN MOMMY.

went by the studio today and was greeted by my three final pieces of this series coming out absolutely perfect all three are available for sale, currently figuring out a storefront for them but if you can't wait, feel free to DM me ;)

Kind of wild that god doesn't exist but still has the agency to punish me for my hubris and greed.

Every time someone asks me who my favourite NHL player is I have to restrain myself from saying "CRRRROSBY!" in the most insane voice and there's only one person on this earth, in this *universe* that understands why.

Love to dream I'm battling Ian Dunross with a fighting iron in the Noble House gardens. Woke up sweaty and heart racing just as I was about to crack his smug face.

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

Fuck this. I'm going to go read some James Clavell where at least I'm expecting to encounter a cast of characters that make me cheer when they get crushed by a building. (He does like to crush people in Hong Kong.)

"The architecture of Chicago is an echo of a forgotten past..." Are ya on fuckin' glue, b'y? It's fuckin' Art Deco, by christ. Who the fuck do you think you're fooling, you gauche peddler of the obscene to the abysmally self-involved? Get to fuck.

Die Young (Super Slowed) - Lil Texas

Folks, I think I broke him. 😃

"I'll make you feel things you've never felt before..." To a gal like me that sounds very much like a threat.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

The Most Powerful Pi Counter We Know

"Are you two fucking?" Yes, with each others emotions, mental stability, and peace of mind. Otherwise? No.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Not my dumpster, not my fire.

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

Two birds with one stone? Weak. Easily done. People aren't impressed. Decimate a population of birds with one stone? Imoressive. Slightly terrifying. Exactly what I'm going to propose today and everyone will hate the fuck out of it until it works and they'll hate it but see the utility in it.

I wanna go to the circus but I also don't wanna have to go collect clown parts*. *I have to collect them regardless because I refuse to disappoint Lucretious.

nowtoronto.com/news/im-not-... Yes

Happy 15th annual Ed Balls Day!

"You don't forgive him for that, sugar. You start datin' his cousin who's got a nicer truck."

Uuuuuuuuuuugh. I have to work at the office today.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Today in sentences never before previously uttered, the sartorial details in this Intercept reporting on the penis costume protest trial are incredible. Pearls! Ties! Bail money! theintercept.com/2026/04/22/r...

I'm going to the office on Tuesday and I have the world's worst poker face when I'm not actually playing poker.

I have taken another edible.

I took a really hefty edible around 5:30 pm yesterday and spent the evening ignoring the world and drawing, listening to music, and gaming. Did I miss anyth...

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

I just caught myself looking forward to a protein shake and some shredded wheat.

"That? Oh, it's both a way to cross reference equipment with our network monitoring and also a handy-dandy backup plan in case something happens in our inventory control software." Plans within plans and preparing for catastrophe... that's the Skulls In Your Face guarantee!

I hear a lot lately about opening a straight and oil and all I can say is: Do not use oil to open your straight to traffic. Use something water-based and skin-safe.

I have, in a totally unrelated way, just invented a new product that is marketable to recluses and introverts and is created using the latest drone technology on a base of sustainably sourced sisal and rubber.

Every now and then a new and devastatingly insightful analysis of the 1973 Martin Scorsese film "Goncharov" comes across my dash on tumblr.

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

My policy of saying exactly what I mean and being clear about exactly what I expect has confounded and discombobulated yet another poor, innocent victim of my nefarious plot to just cut the shit and not rush into anything because this is fun and when was the last time you had fun like this?

Apparently Sunday is the day to have big, complicated, deep-like-the-Baikal feelings about beginnings and endings and middles and not fitting into the neat boxes that seem to have been built just fine for other people.