I broke my chicken scissors. ☹️

women love the vehicle

This makes me think of a kid having a portrait taken on picture day at school. 🩷

Seeing people say that "by the numbers" Stancil is right about No Kings being bigger than the civil rights mvt. But no. That's not how any of this works. It's like saying I'm a bigger organizer than Greta Thunberg because I'm taller. It's not technically true, it's just stupid.

Sagappa Joe, the mascot of Sagami Women’s University, is a kappa who lives in the pond in the school garden, despite not being able to swim. He is renowned for his shapely buttocks.

For those curious this is a negative 5900% gross margin

Forgot to buy bread. Made biscuits. *Cheese biscuits*. Forgot I wanted bread so I could have some of the sour cherry preserves. Will make cut rounds on the weekend for jam consumption purposes. Starting to think I should just stop buying bread and just go back to making my own bread-y things.

This isn't a farm it's a fucking cult and they're goddamned dangerous. This never should have gone this far and the courts have been useless to enforce the law and now good people are being hurt, harassed, and stalked by lunatics.

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

Fifty grand and a six week vacation would solve literally all of my problems.

Oh my god I am still sick and it's making me hate everything and everyone.

I am exactly the height that when I am facing the spray in my shower and rinsing my face after a gentle scrub with my lovely rosewater scented face cleanser there is a secret angle, which I had not previously found, which causes the full force of the shower's spray to rocket into my sinuses.

Sed contra: Advent is traditionally a time for contemplating death, judgement, heaven, and hell, and thus a Kendal Mint Cake Advent Calendar is far more seemly than most of the “little treat” type of Advent Calendars.

Journalism isn't magic folks. Good reporters *are* good writers, but good writers are not as rare as people think. Journalism is a game of access. Access and connections and schmoozing the right people that you meet because of those connections and that access. This isn't always nefarious, though.

I don't have much patience for people who clutch their pearls and cry big, sloppy tears over having to confront that people they admire are actually huge pieces of shit who, in the current social climate, finally feel comfortable letting the slime ooze through the seams of their expensive outfits.

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber!!!11!!one!11!!!" What a weird thing to think. I follow and read the musings plenty of people I do not agree with about politics, economics, social matters, tea brewing, meat cookery, road safety funding, the role of technology in our lives, etc.

Looking for a list of tiresome people who are unwilling to do the work (read the article and *think about it* before arguing about something not said), or are simply looking to make it all about their own current bugbear? The comments on this post are a rich vein of such tomfoolery.

I swear to fuck I don't even have to be there and those motherfuckers still manage to give me a fucking migraine. I'm McFuckin' over it, folks.

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Oh, good morning power outage that's affecting a client who will send me 6000 emails an hour demanding information but don't know how to check a publicly available website with up to date mapping that's searchable by address and whom I have sent the link to that website so many times.

@craigburley.com You gotta see this:

it's not FOR us

Look at this, another one. And here I never even heard of it until now, on my own island. Trying to open up a 100 year old copper mine and displacing homes. Cape Breton is just for sale to anyone. www.keepcoxheathclean.org

Last week, Nova Scotia passed Bill 127, criminalizing Mi'kmaw protestors on Hunters Mountain who want to defend the land from clearcutting. And have a right to. Truth and Reconciliation means nothing to these people. www.saltwire.com/cape-breton/...

I forgot about the pirogi in my freezer again but I have now remembered and would you care to guess what I'm having for breakfast?

I mean... I am personally responsible for one man's gay lifestyle but that was definitely in the late 90's and I don't think he "blamed" me for helping him do some serious soul-searching.

Canada needs a foreign agents' registration act. The public deserves to know who in business, in our governments, in our political parties, in media and in culture are paid agents of foreign governments.

Guthrie is a former UCP MLA. Worth a read.

"The sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint" is an $800 question on Eldritch Jeopardy.

It's truly embarrassing the sheer number of Americans who sincerely believe the US is devolving into a fascist dictatorship "to distract from the Epstein Files". A 5 year old child has a better understanding of how the world works.

I can smell your butthole

You can hear the jealousy and rage steaming off him as he sweats, red-faced, banging on his keyboard.

You don't hear much about "smut peddling" anymore. We, as a society, are losing touch with traditional crafts and that's just sad.

Anyone promoting or using LLMs is a weird loser. Period. Whether they're "treating it abusively" (You can't abuse an LLM, but you can be an abusive, gross asshole in your use of them), or falling in love with it, or marketing it to line their pockets they are actively making the world worse.

Holy shit I forgot I have pierogi in tne freezer. Hot damn.

LLMs are not people. LLMs are programs run on machines. Stop trying to make people pretend they are real, or have feelings you can bruise, or needs that have to be met. Stop listening to dork-ass losers who need you to lay off insulting the weird capitalists who need this shit to replace you.

Patricia Routledge has passed away and it's made me a bit sentimental because Mum and I loved to watch reruns of Keeping Up Appearances and Hetty Wainthropp Investigates together... and any time there was anything on with her in it we'd have it on. 🩷 Fantastic memories of a fantastic actress. 🩷

So the rapture is back on, is it?

Ended up with some traffic issues. Deleted and reloaded the flat map. Trying again with better highway design and more housing choices, a bigger airport and more sea lanes, plus an actual suburb and 400% more crematoriums!

Elberta Peaches, Ford Peaches' dearest mother, was a woman who brooked no guff and let no one go hungry or cold. She organized clothing drives, left hampers on doorsteps & baked pies for bake sales. She was a crack shot, too, putting meat on the tables of many who wouldn't have it otherwise.

Ah, but if they'd started a co-op they wouldn't get as many high profile interviews! So, you see, no choice to be had here except to make a cack-handed mess of things and shit on the floor while crying about people who complain there's a really bad smell.

I've never regretted my decision to block that fucking shit-for-brains and their behaviour has consistently increased my firey hatred for CEOs. It's a stupid job and I stand by my previous statement that it is the ONLY job on earth that would be better done by AI because we'd fuckin' ignore it.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

So nice to see a politician talking about after school programs and youth mentorship as crime prevention. Imagine if we invested in every single kid early in their lives, instead of constantly expanding policing to punish people who have hit rock bottom?!?

Maybe don't watch the back third of the director's cut of Doctor Sleep while having breakfast.

Gee, I wonder what the main symptom of this disease might be?