Apparently today was a day for everyone to just do whatever the fuck they felt like and damn the consequences.

Rich people are planning to block out the sun. Apparently they forgot that the last time a rich guy tried this, a BABY SHOT HIM skepchick.org/2025/12/bloc...

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Bathrooms $360,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength I'm going to need bail money."

Be it sight, sound, smell or touch There's something inside that we need so much The sight of a touch or the scent of a sound Or the strength of an oak with roots deep in the ground The wonder of flowers To be covered and then to burst up Through tarmac, to the sun again

I signed up to bring butter and pickles for the work holiday do but I am also going to bless my co-workers with my home-made pimento cheese spread. It's been a hellishly rough year. They deserve some pimento cheese. (It's really stupid good. I can't believe how good this stuff is.)

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

Today is Septidi the 7th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate cauliflower.#JacobinDay More information on cauliflower

My brother once called me "fearless", publicly, and that meant a hell of a lot to me and has been a moment I have come back to when I need to be strong, and fearless, and stand firm.

This is a shocking image (and that's 100% the point). I wish this article had hit this point way earlier: “It’s a buttoned-up version, a repackaging, of ethnic cleansing...The forced removal of...non-white people.” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

A whole pile of weird, shitty creeps in the replies who thought this was an open invitation to be misogynistic assholes...

1. Chicken 2. Turkey 3. Apple 4. Blueberry 5. Game 6. Lemon 7. Ham and Veal / Ham and Chicken 8. Strawberry 9. Bumbleberry 10.... all other pie

Ryan Grim? The guy that *bluffed a threat to block grok* because he didn't like what it said to him? That guy?

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate pigs.#JacobinDay More information on pigs

US friends: Don't forget that today is the day to move your 1,476 lb. turkey from the freezer to the fridge so it's thawed in time for Thanksgiving next year.

Situación creativa: embriagadora.

I shouldn't: Judge. Jump to conclusions. Think the worst. Be uncharitable. Lack graciousness and generosity. HOWEVER... Sometimes people make it really hard for me to be the person both Big Bird and Mr. Rogers want me to be.

A delightful little fellow, indeed!

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

The perfect breakfast: Split a fresh, hot biscuit and place in a bowl. Add 3/4 cup delicious, piping hot chili on top of that. Sprinkle with sharp cheese.

"Just because you live under a rock it doesn't mean the whole world is made of stone"

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: Massive sets made of ancient cashmere, ancient wood, and aloof despair. The Politics of Religion. What is a man but a Miserable Pile of Secrets? The 1990's idea of 2025. Woman makes man pay for being a miserable pile of secrets.

the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

That feeling of despair when you're all set up to do your acrylics and your GODDAMN NOSE WON'T STOP RUNNING AND YOU'RE SNEEZING EVERY TWO MINUTES AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU TOOK YOUR REACTINE THIS MORNING SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ONE NOW JUST IN CASE.

Last night I made rice to go with the leftover chili I had to heat up and when I looked at my pots I realized: "I have a double boiler." I made jasmine rice via the "don't fucking touch it" method in the bottom pot and slapped the chili in the top pot which acted as a lid for the rice pot.

Alerts for work off until Monday at 7 am. Funeral pants sourced and soon to be acquired. Tea made. Warmest blanket over me. Three hour long video queued. Goodnight.

You want to damn the consequences? Well damn them, don't whine

sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.

You could just say "Yeah, I'm a fucking ghoul and I don't care and I think it's funny" and I would not give a shit because at least you'd be honest with yourself and everyone else about who you are and what you stand for. You're not on the moral high ground, you're rolling in the greasy mud.

You don't actually have to post screenshots of the retelling of the worst moments of abused young women's lives in order to get your zinger out there, you goddamn ghouls. I kept telling you I knew you weren't interested in justice and were only in it for your own entertainment.

The older I get the less patience I have for clout-chasing drama-llama journos. It's my personal "rocking chair on the porch with a shotgun across my lap" thing. What the fuck you, a journalist, tryna be "pop" famous for? Seems like a sad, sick way to be based on all the available examples.

Just make Jane Bond starring Katy O'Brian and watch the entire world tear itself apart. Outdo the backlash the female Ghostbusters got by, like, an order of magnitude. Set it off like a grenade and watch the discourse lay waste to everything humanity has built. It's the only way.

Cats have very distinct stages of existence. 1. Sad little wet blob. 2. TRIANGLES! 3. Baby with man-feet. 4. CAT!

"Oh, so you don't care when *your side* does V-EYE-OH-LENS?!?!!!???" Not in a way that would be meaningful or comprehensible to you, you fucking simple-minded, boot-licking, craven toady simp, so I don't particularly care to engage with your kindergarten level discourse. You can see yourself out.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Good morning Bluesky !

@lostsquishy.bsky.social I don't know if this will work but maybe it's worth a shot?

canada reinette apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915

Spent much of the day doing things that make me happy. It's been a hard week full of buckets of privately shed tears. So: Tidying the kitchen. Singing, loudly, the songs I've been surrounded by since birth. Writing a story that deserves to be told. Watching reels of talented musicians. 🩷 Joy.

So not only did he threaten the autocorrect, he was *bluffing* when he did it. Incredible.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

They are so fucking stupid they talk to that autocorrect bot like it has the ability to reason or feel. Just the dumbest motherfuckers alive.