Hopefully it’s getting replaced?

Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dunkin-product-placement-in-nolans-odyssey/

How come we have never had a Gremlins HHN house? I know WB but…

Just wow

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Every single “food” item in this makes me nauseous

So like 4 things to do at DAK besides animal trails

Just absolute morons that don’t know anything about

Is the sun real or fake? This is your daily reminder to check! @skylerhigley.bsky.social

Lost their biggest fan

Holy shit

If there’s any indication on how bad Microsoft and Windows is doing, I gotta say my kids entire school system (one of the largest in FL) switching over to Macs should be a flashing red light

Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was spotted earlier this year holding an Ariel bubble wand outside the Tangled restrooms in Magic Kingdom in the midst of a partial government shutdown, has died.

Happy for all the west coasters now just waking up

Bad week for assholes

More vinyl has been added to the Minions' Bello Bay Cruise at Universal Kids Resort. A sad day for fans of tan walls. Link: diservations.com/universal-ki...

Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities https://theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-in-shootout-with-authorities/

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Now there are no DVC lounges with bathrooms for the next few months

This fuckin guy

There’s a normal way to ask this question, you know.

Just do a Tokyo on it

Probably gonna be standing the whole time

“New diarrahea just dropped” sums up the Trump presidency

This has gotta be the most out of left field Disney branded collab, Dave’s Hot Chicken must be huge now

This Is My BFF

TJ Maxx Adds Meat https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/

Hope this is a joke

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In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Epic Universe After Hours Event Announced: “Universal Nights” Universal Nights will grand guests access to the park into the evening with free unlimited snacks, smaller crowds, and all… https://orlandoparkstop.com/news/theme-park-news/epic-universe-after-hours-event-announced-universal-nights/

After hours at Epic Universe sounds awesome, but only 3 hours seems like not long enough, guessing you’ll be able to check-in earlier

Coming soon, thanks to the Trump Admin’s love for corporate lobbying: Airlines will once again be able to make it as hard as possible to find out just how much their tickets cost.

Uh yeah I'm sure he'll be fine not being on the social network only people who are about to get laid off hang out on

Guess sports are happening?

I worked on a series of Ghostbusters tee shirts in 2014. I drew a group shot of the characters in a comic style It got rejected multiple times because Venkman looked too much like Bill Murray. Finally I made him look like a second Dan Ackroyd and was still told it looked too much like Bill Murray.

Disney Shares an Official 'Salute to All Native Bald Eagles, but Mostly the Ones at Walt Disney World'

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance https://theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-floor-for-traditional-coach-tight-end-wedding-dance/

This is amazing! youtu.be/32cAJs3zrmU

Bullying works

The Doors, Robbie Krieger butchered the NATIONAL ANTHEM and its great. 🇺🇸

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

This honestly seems like a better location

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