[wakes from a coma to see everyone wearing flares, travelling on roller skates and listening to the Bee Gees] Omg, the future is discopian!

I've often wondered whether baby deer are left or right handed. Turns out they're bambidextrous.

Anxena: Worrier Princess

Walking 3,000 or more steps a day may slow progression of Alzheimer’s, study says www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

This cartoon has been popular recently. It's now available to buy on our website. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Not currently on my website, but you know the drill. If, however, you don't know the drill, the drill is that you can email via the site and request one, and I will draw one for you. It's THAT simple.

As part of Unconvention, MVT will be hosting our last in-person workshop of the year on Thurs 20 Nov at The Rose and Monkey Hotel. 🔗 RSVP via https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Manchester/The-Rose-And-Monkey-Hotel/MVT-Workshop-Values--Why-You-Should-Be-Talking-About-Them/41465217/ 📸 by Greta Baltic

🌀 Every river for everyone. 9 river trespasses are taking place over November to address the inadequate promise of the 9 river walks proposed by the Government last year.

My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

This isn’t available on our website yet, but you can request one via the email on our site, if you are tempted to investigate further. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Are you a UK or Ireland-based designer looking to get started in the industry? Penguin UK has launched its cover design awards and this year, the focus is fantasy – and one of the two titles is Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. More details: terrypratchett.com/news/calling...

Got a rash on my face in the shape of a roadrunner. I think I might have acme.

Happypotamus www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Every movement started in a small room somewhere. Sometimes underfunded and misunderstood. But that’s how roots grow. That’s how scenes start. That’s how heroes are formed. That's what keeps every single one of us at MVT, and all our members, motivated in protecting.

Why are they called worker bees and not swarmtroopers

Today’s Mr Blobby in films is the classic Mr Blobby in Jurassic Park. Life finds a way…

- I keep asking my local arena when Ronan Keating will be playing there next, but they won't talk to me. - Venue say nothing at all? - I don't care what he sings.

If you visit the Big Ben in London and ask to see the Little Ben, they bring out a 5'2" cockney plumber who hits you in the knees with a pipe

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck. I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins but take a look at me now.

- I've just checked into a hotel and there's a desert tribe here holding an event in celebration of the humble biro. - Bedouin Bic fest? - No, all inclusive.

- Just wanted to let you know that a group of insurgents with untidily-tied ribbons in their hair have seized control of the French government today. - Messy bow coup? - You're very welcome.

I've written an inflatable book called 'The Acid House Years - 1987'. You have to pump up the volume.

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests? GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

I just backed Wille and the Bandits: Salt Roots Album on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

Get off the energy Price Cap if you can, you’re ripping yourself off. A snippet from the new ‘Home Energy Bills Question Time’ Martin Lewis Podcast available on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/..., Apple, Spotify & all the usual pod players.

Live music is an ecosystem where festivals, venues and shows are intertwined. Two weeks until the grassroots are coming together like never before.

"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing." "Toaster?" "Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!" "Get out".

How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days.

Something positive for a change www.worldofmoose.com/products/civ...

Saw the doctor about my fear of pantomimes. He's diagnosed me with ohyesitis.

We believe every child should have the chance to explore and enjoy nature. These experiences can shape who we become and how we care for the world around us. What does a Right to Roam mean to you? Tell us here -> forms.gle/BY5qAvpHAHgR...

Join our new local group! Everyone is welcome! You don’t need to be an expert on access rights. Whether you’re completely new to the subject or just looking for a friendly social group to join, this is a great way to meet people, learn something new, and make a difference to access in Dorset.

An Infusiast

These principles have long been the reality across grassroots venues and independent promoters. Now they’re being set out as the standard which the whole live music industry should follow. ⚠️ No Pay-to-Play. ⚠️ No merch cuts. ⚠️ Fairness at the core of every show.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

That’s the shared vision we’ll be championing at IFF tonight at OMEARA from 8pm.

Festivals need fresh talent. Fresh talent needs small stages. Small stages need protection.

Tonight we’re at the International Festival Forum, bringing our work to more of the teams helping shape the live music industry. 📸 by Jeanie Jean

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