You know I always keep one in the chamber

Starmer right now

The Xfinity de-aged Jurassic Park ad is so viscerally upsetting. I hope somebody gets fed to raptors for that one.

They're putting me into the Uruk-hai mud under Isengard tomorrow

Who up weaving their hugo

I like too many games in both groups to pick one

I heartily applaud this effort. Giving the most out of touch people you know money to reach out to people they are fundamentally not interested in serving is almost certainly a waste. That makes it one of the few ethical uses of money from big donors.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Annoying that Bezos had exactly enough ambition to buy the Post to make it into a propaganda outlet but not enough to make it a successful one, ensuring steady decline as its few remaining attractive features are pruned. Carnegie built thousands of libraries; Bezos is content with two-day shipping.

Obsessed with this picture the Pokemon LATAM account posted Dude it's Pikachu Gordito

As usual, my taste in ancient Youtube sketch comedy gave me all of the correct political opinions

Monday before the mud

Genuinely thought this was a bit until I saw the follow-up replies. This has got to be the most radioactive "y'all" I have ever seen in a post. Like seeing a photograph of the Elephant's Foot.

I don't think this is true. The audio is all over TikTok. Like a lot of other TikTok audios, the original context has been completely stripped away through repeated use and reference. Many people view the penguin as trying to do something impossible or difficult rather than embracing certain doom.

Difficult for me to take the Don Lemon arrest seriously because the last thing I remember him doing was posting that ridiculous AI image of himself where he's super jacked

I promise to never do this.

I'm not going to lie I assumed Rob Schneider was already divorced

Predynastic Bowl with Human Feet save me... Predynastic Bowl with Human Feet Save me Predynastic Bowl with Human Feet

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

Trying to follow the imperial boomerang like

The little caesars ad I saw last night has lain dormant inside my mind and now as hunger weakens my will it chooses this moment to work evil magick upon me

Are they going to make him give back that coat?

Just published an essay on this www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

Two factor? Ah yes, the gentleman's authentication.

As a general rule of thumb you should never take advice from someone who looks like they're stuck halfway through getting beamed up into an alien ship

You don't see a lot of people get magically transported into novels these days. Because they're too busy looking at their gosh darn cell phone telephones. And I'm tired of remaining silent about it!

If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

You can tell things are getting bad because people are posting the suicidal penguin from Encounters at the End of the World again

The audio on this lmao

Given the number of weakass prosecutions the admin has brought against its political enemies you have to consider the idea that they believe the entire point of federal prosecutions is to be vexatious but not actually to try and convict.

My retirement plan is to gradually succumb to the thraldom of a magic ring

the reason it doesn't matter that resistance liberals were 'right' about trump is that they have no critique of the system he's exploiting and thus no credible solution to the political problem

I think the nicest thing I can say about Scott Adams is that he demonstrated that it's never too late to reinvent yourself and completely transform what you are remembered for.

I would go a step further and say that the RW narrative about immigration enforcement says this. Given that immigrants are "invaders", law enforcement officials are demonstrating incredible restraint (and composure) by affording them any consideration beyond violence.

People are so desperate for officials to stand up to the President that they are talking about a 72-year-old banker like he's 2013 LeBron.

Nutz Deep II North Spencer, WI

Explaining to a coworker that I'm not being deliberately obtuse I just don't know anything

I see a lot of angry replies to this person, which is odd given that they've clearly stumbled out of a cryopod from 2002 and are still experiencing the symptoms of hibernation sickness

I think this gives the RW misinformation machine a little too much credit. Walz was sub 45% approval all fall, before the "daycare fraud" scandal. It would have been an uphill battle to convince voters he was worthy of a third term.

An administration of scheming viziers being schemed by a different administration of scheming viziers, who are in turn both being schemed by yet a third group of scheming viziers